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    Post your first world problems

    They cast Zoe Salamander



    to play Nina Simone



    There's a biopic I was looking forward to. WAS.
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    No free wi-fi at restaurants for my mobile phone!

    When I travel outside of US, I don't want to pay for expensive out-of-the-country data plans.

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    The quad-blade razors don't do a good job of shaving the hair just under each nostril on my upper lip. I always have to switch to a twin-blade with a narrow profile for that.
    There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.

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    The fruit that comes in a million varieties has a little oval sticker on it. Now I have to take time to peel the label off before cutting it, lest I make a messy cut or sharpen my knife more.

    Sigh. When will it ever end?
    There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.

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    ^ You're supposed to eat the sticker...adding more fiber to your diet.

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    I sometimes have to turn off my cell phone to conserve battery toward the latter part of the day lest I lug around the USB cable or charger with me.
    If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.
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    And what's with this needing to empty the kitchen trash bag every night to make room for more useless unwanted garbage? It gets annoying. I'm tired of it.
    If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.
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    And spots. The dishwasher occasionally leaves spots.

    And why do I have to clean the lint from the dryer. When are they gonna make one without that?
    There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.

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    I saw someone sledgehammer an atm earlier. Looks like he got a bundle of cash!
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    It's hard enough to match one of my dress watches with one of my pairs of sunglasses in summer, but now in winter I have to factor the colours of my soft-shell weatherproof jacket and arctic-fleece beanie into the equation as well.

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    classfied
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    Fuck the cowboys, where has all the bacon gone?
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    There's dirt on the floor mat of my BMW...
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    wot a tink?
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    The audio on the communications between the drivers and the pit-crew very was poor quality during the live hi-def satellite transmission of the British Grand Prix at Silverstone today.

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    I don't have a ladder long enough to reach the bathroom window to paint the outside


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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    ^ You're supposed to eat the sticker...adding more fiber to your diet.
    It gets stuck to my tongue. Damn adhesive backing.

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    I hafta buy a new 'puter to meet the hardware requirements for the online course I wanna take; I hafta wait a LONG time before I can pick the 'puter up to bring it home delaying applying for the online course I wanna take.

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    Whistlers and people who sing out loud in public. Whistling is just annoying to me and as for people singing, you might think you sound good but you dont.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    ^ You're supposed to eat the sticker...adding more fiber to your diet.
    I don't like my fruit to come from the factory with the bar codes intact.
    There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.

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    My plane is not fast enough.

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    The heat and humidity are giving me rashes in the nether regions!
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    The box hedges in the garden burn after trimming and I have no idea what the spay is that you protect them with.

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    ^ Water?

    Damn! For some reason I just blew a bulb in one of the two dome lights in my new Audi.
    Inspired - but too tired.

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    ^ One website I consulted recommends it, but there's supposed to be some UV resistant additive.

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    I got 2 free movie tickets (because my cousin staying at Cinema slash Apartment complex, so she get free movie ticket every month)

    But she didn't like to watch movies, so I got 2 tickets anyway.. but I dont have a date right now Well, get a new one ^^ but alas summer movies are suuuucks!! Transformer- yuck

    too much butts ..soryy for my english guys, first world problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    They cast Zoe Salamander



    to play Nina Simone



    There's a biopic I was looking forward to. WAS.
    Wait..I scrolled really fast
    so I didn't read ur OP post

    Isn't Zoe Saldana is an actress with acting strengths such as crying, tantrum and being hysterical?


    I guess we know why she selected to play Nina Simone
    Simone had a reputation for volatility. In 1985, she fired a gun at a record company executive whom she accused of stealing royalties. Simone said she "tried to kill him" but "missed".[29] In 1995, she shot and wounded her neighbor's son with a pneumatic pistol after the boy's laughter disturbed her concentration.[30] According to a biographer, Simone took medication for a condition from the mid-1960s on.[31] All this was only known to a small group of intimates, and kept out of public view for many years, until the biography Break Down and Let It All Out written by Sylvia Hampton and David Nathan revealed this in 2004 after her death.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Simone

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    One of the guys in the office brought in some home-roasted Sidamo single origin coffee from Ethiopia. He buys the raw beans from a local shop, then roasts and grinds them himself.

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    The batteries went out in my thermostat this morning and now I have to re-program the off and on times for the air conditioner.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JPGhost View Post
    Wait..I scrolled really fast
    so I didn't read ur OP post

    Isn't Zoe Saldana is an actress with acting strengths such as crying, tantrum and being hysterical?
    Casting Zoe Saldana is outrageous because it shows a total lack of regard for Nina Simone's physical presence: coal dark skin, short kinky hair, big lips, handsome face and curvy body. Nina's music embodies her physicality. Her struggle...her life...is that of a fully black woman breaking into mainstream music in Jim Crow America.

    Choosing Zoe clearly privileges whiteness (light skin, mixed) and an unhealthy notion of female body image (stick thin). This was, at best, an ignorant and lazy choice on behalf of the director.

    As a huge fan of Nina I was looking forward to this biopic, now notsomuch.
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    My ipad air is too heavy. Makes reading the forums a chore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    Casting Zoe Saldana is outrageous because it shows a total lack of regard for Nina Simone's physical presence: coal dark skin, short kinky hair, big lips, handsome face and curvy body. Nina's music embodies her physicality. Her struggle...her life...is that of a fully black woman breaking into mainstream music in Jim Crow America.

    Choosing Zoe clearly privileges whiteness (light skin, mixed) and an unhealthy notion of female body image (stick thin). This was, at best, an ignorant and lazy choice on behalf of the director.

    As a huge fan of Nina I was looking forward to this biopic, now notsomuch.
    cheer up no land doins great ta nothin wit real
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    no see movie or a boycots it or sumthang
    hard fa 1st worlds do evan own mouth

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    We are finally tackling the conversion to an almost completely electronic library at the office.

    This means not being able to procrastinate any longer and put off culling hard copy files and resource material until my executors are the ones who have to deal with the crap....but emptying binder after binder into the recycling bins....and having to assess with each one whether there is any merit at all in keeping it for reference. So far we've filled a dumpster.

    And I've broken 3 fingernails.

    First world enough?

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    Starbucks clover machine was broken this morning and I had to go to a different starbucks. The brakes on my Porsche have to be replaced and I'm shelling out 5000 for that. And...My flight to the Bahamas (first class)....leaves from the armpit known as Milwaukee. That is all.

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    Isn't a bitch when your Porsche craps out like that? We hear ya.

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    I seriously need some cock
    gone was the glow of blue velvet....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOPPYSECONDS View Post
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    Me too.... now that IS a first world problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahright1991 View Post
    Starbucks clover machine was broken this morning and I had to go to a different starbucks. The brakes on my Porsche have to be replaced and I'm shelling out 5000 for that. And...My flight to the Bahamas (first class)....leaves from the armpit known as Milwaukee. That is all.
    Now why would you be going to the Bahamas in July? I'll rent you my cottage in Muskoka. My regular people just backed out of their usual two weeks and I'm left with a rather inconvenient vacancy.

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    my ice machine is not working......
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahright1991 View Post
    And...My flight to the Bahamas (first class)....leaves from the armpit known as Milwaukee. That is all.
    Milwaukee? "Armpit"??

    Ever been to Cleveland?

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    I've got a nasty, nasty hangnail and I can't find my nail clippers.

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    I have to watch 24 tonight on a mere 110" screen. And the audio is ONLY 5.1 surround.

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    It's 90 out, but the a/c is on and I'm almost too cold.
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