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    There's a mouse in the house.

    I'm nervous. A mouse was found crawling under a TV stand yesterday in the living room. He/she ran from underneath an over-sized chair to under the stand. It's bothering me because not only is a mouse in the home, another was found caught on a glue trap four days ago in the same room. They were both small in size, and I'm scared of what's to come. Have they infested the property? Will more be found? How can the one seen uncaught be caught?

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Pull a Richard Gere.
    We only see two things in people, what we want to see and what they want to show us. - Dexter Morgan

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Wow, you as well, what are the chances of that.

    Man up and kill the fuckers.

    I'm slowly poisoning mine as they're ignoring the fucking traps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Pull a Richard Gere.
    You could have told me that, hopefully i haven't missed my chance.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    You could have told me that, hopefully i haven't missed my chance.
    Just lube up and lay spread out, shouldn't be too long before they find the hole. Send me the footage.
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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Wow, you as well, what are the chances of that.

    Man up and kill the fuckers.

    I'm slowly poisoning mine as they're ignoring the fucking traps.

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    You could have told me that, hopefully i haven't missed my chance.
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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Just lube up and lay spread out, shouldn't be too long before they find the hole. Send me the footage.
    You dirty rat.

    Last edited by BENDERBOY; June 15th, 2014 at 11:45 AM.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    You dirty rat.
    How dare you. I'm a dirty dog.
    We only see two things in people, what we want to see and what they want to show us. - Dexter Morgan

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    How dare you. I'm a dirty dog.
    Damn right you are


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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Well PCP Pete.


    I'll bet that mouse, after watching you for a little while, is way more afraid of you than you ever could be of him.

    Get yourself a fucking cat.

    Unless like ALF, being from planet Melmac, you might be tempted to eat it.


    I have to say that your inability to simply live like real people is sometimes hilarious.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off.
    SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.

    Things that come to those who wait, are often left over from whoever got there first. (source: pharmaceutical spam 2007)

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.



    Wrong Moose but what the hell.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    maybe the mouse can do your homework.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    My cat, Homer, has caught mice. I'm sure he'd love the challenge. But he IS getting a little bit old for that - he's now 18 years old.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Another "I'm an idiot. Help me with my life" thread. Jesus Trolling Christ.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Get two cats and make them compete for the job.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Get glue traps (the ones that are shaped like a cardboard box) and put a small piece of cheese in it. You'll have a "mouse in the house" by tomorrow!

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    If you found one mouse, there's a LOT more hidden in the walls. Get a Tin Cat, those work very well.

    I used to live out in the country where it was hard not to get mice, no matter how hard you tried to prevent them. We used Tin Cats to catch them, and after a while they were gone.
    The problem is, you just have to kill the mice. If you let them go outside, they'll be back the house before you! Even if you let them go a mile away, they'll find their way back.
    I wouldn't say I was traumatized with drowning them, but it certainly wasn't a pleasant experience, and I felt absolutely horrible about the whole thing.
    I had to keep reminding myself that these cute, fuzzy little things carry horrific, fatal diseases like the hantavirus.

    It's a good thing you don't have rats... thankfully I never had rats either, because they're extremely intelligent, and getting rid of them is very hard. You can't just stick a few mousetraps down, they'll know exactly what you're trying to do. You have to be very creative... outwitting a rat is surprisingly difficult.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daximus View Post
    Another "I'm an idiot. Help me with my life" thread. Jesus Trolling Christ.
    ^hey fucking watch your damn ass mother fucking language, shit dude.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Set some traps--go to jury duty----come home---empty traps----repeat---of course properly clean your butt in between all this

    In the meantime--check your whole apartment and figure out where they are getting in.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Quote Originally Posted by ElmosToe View Post
    ^hey fucking watch your damn ass mother fucking language, shit dude.
    Oh shit on a shingle!! My fuckin bad yo.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Your house has rats Daximus.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Nice try onion butt.

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    Re: There's a mouse in the house.

    Blame Bender - He scared them all out of his house.
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