no, it's not this...
Well cum. Grab a towel and have a seat....(could get a lil' messy)
Since not only am I a cum slut, but apparently a post whore as well and somehow, among all the various pictures, double posts, broken links, rantings, misspellings, grammatical errors, stupidity, insipid, vacuous, tripe; there has managed to be the occasional worthwhile gem that ever so slightly, gently reveals a mild form of intellect shining through the testosterone fueled, cum covered, catatonic haze that seems to be my daily existence, especially on JUB. Making it to 5,000 posts makes one really think about things. Things like: "I wonder what Limberger cheese really tastes like?" or "Hope I remembered to add fabric softener when I did the laundry."
Either I've been spending way too much time here because I lack a proper life and have a serious porn addiction, or someone slipped something into my peach flavored organic iced white tea (with an organic lemon slice mind you). Either way, it couldn't possibly be a good thing. On the plus side, making some friends along the way, poking fun, pointing and laughing and annoying the few who can tolerate such drivel has been rather amusing and rewarding.
So, what the hell am I going on about? (fuck if I know, when you find out, lemme know)
In the meantime, this will be (yet another) place to (in the words of late great Lefty) dump whatever decides to ooze out of my brain (or yours) like a blob of green, lumpy slime.
There could be rants, raves, craves or waves and may include artistic nudes (boobies!). Whatever they may be, should be funny and interesting. (only if you like watching pathetic losers self implode, or if you're really bored, in which case, you may be one of those pathetic losers who is in process of self imploding, but I digress.)
things on art, porn, culture, poetry, music, fitness and even food (surprise, surprise)
Feel free to stop in, hang, have a wank, say hi, maybe even have a cookie!
(that white stuff may not be frosting...or at least not the kind you may like)
You could also just toss me some insults, starved for attention as a child, so it's all good.
Fling that monkey poo!