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    ET's World (w/boobies!)

    no, it's not this...









    Well cum. Grab a towel and have a seat....(could get a lil' messy)


    Since not only am I a cum slut, but apparently a post whore as well and somehow, among all the various pictures, double posts, broken links, rantings, misspellings, grammatical errors, stupidity, insipid, vacuous, tripe; there has managed to be the occasional worthwhile gem that ever so slightly, gently reveals a mild form of intellect shining through the testosterone fueled, cum covered, catatonic haze that seems to be my daily existence, especially on JUB. Making it to 5,000 posts makes one really think about things. Things like: "I wonder what Limberger cheese really tastes like?" or "Hope I remembered to add fabric softener when I did the laundry."

    Either I've been spending way too much time here because I lack a proper life and have a serious porn addiction, or someone slipped something into my peach flavored organic iced white tea (with an organic lemon slice mind you). Either way, it couldn't possibly be a good thing. On the plus side, making some friends along the way, poking fun, pointing and laughing and annoying the few who can tolerate such drivel has been rather amusing and rewarding.

    So, what the hell am I going on about? (fuck if I know, when you find out, lemme know)











    In the meantime, this will be (yet another) place to (in the words of late great Lefty) dump whatever decides to ooze out of my brain (or yours) like a blob of green, lumpy slime.

    There could be rants, raves, craves or waves and may include artistic nudes (boobies!). Whatever they may be, should be funny and interesting. (only if you like watching pathetic losers self implode, or if you're really bored, in which case, you may be one of those pathetic losers who is in process of self imploding, but I digress.)


    things on art, porn, culture, poetry, music, fitness and even food (surprise, surprise)


    Feel free to stop in, hang, have a wank, say hi, maybe even have a cookie!
    (that white stuff may not be frosting...or at least not the kind you may like)

    You could also just toss me some insults, starved for attention as a child, so it's all good.



    Fling that monkey poo!

    enjoy.

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    Let's get the world/planet jokes out of the way....









    he he






    ^Pluto...

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    Fingers, nose
    head and toes.

    oh...my....



    onto the screen name...
    It's a double entendre, I'll usually, preferably respond to ET.








    ElmosToe is actually my birth name (ok, j/k)









    speaking of fingers and food...




    ^mmmmm





    ok, enough with the fingers and ET jokes







    on with the toes, Elmo's to be exact....













    the double meaning if you hadn't figured by now...










    viola...






    so there we go...ET is cool by me...



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    some fun...










    Feel free to share, stop by and say hi, or even if you just want to stalk me or feel the need to troll an unsuspecting victim, pop in and drop a load....uh oh.



    Tootles.

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    So unloved...oh well, I have a rusty razor I can use later.

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    Art.....



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    Hi Elmo

    glad to see someone likes Robot Chicken as much as I do



    I'd love to see them do a feature length movie based on the Star Wars films


    those small clips/skits that they did were hilarious

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    ^hello johan,

    Yes, it's one of my fav shows.
    Trying to decide what I like more, the show or the fact that it came from Seth Green's mind.
    Would do many, may naughty things to him if I had the chance. He would not be safe around me.

    Technically, since they did produce 3 half hour specials, combined it does equate to a feature length movie.
    Though I get what you'e saying...something with a higher quality production value and at least 2.5 hours.
    I would jizz my pants. Imagine that would take millions of dollars and many years of hard work to complete though.

    How hot that would be to see Seth all sweaty and dirty from working long hours on that show.

    damn Ima perv.

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    more art....



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    ET, wtf have you been smoking?!

    Can I have some?

    I brought boobies









    And here's your bone-us for reaching the 5,000 post landmark:


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    Thanks Red and Dustin for the kudos.

    Really love pic #4 Red, some very nice "boobies"
    the smoking...not wrong there, I'll always share! (hehe)




    ^insomnia, all the cool kids are doing it.

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    I like that pic the best also. In case you didn't already know, chests are my favourite part of a man

    By the way, can't you see for yourself that the cake is fat-free?

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    hola Red and Dustin. ^nice pick of a pic.




    been immersed in reading and listening to this creepypasta story, thanks to the influence of another JUBber...



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    ^oops, thanks for that.



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    ^MN, basically just the author reading, but it's a great visual story he paints for you and pretty creepy in a nice soothing Twilight Zone way.




    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    I bring boobies as well.



    I was saving that for CG.
    ^so hot.

    Heya Bendy, well cum

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    some truth...



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    The body as art....




























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    something beautiful...



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    Body art....





















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    Hola Dustin,

    I see you survived Monday.

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    Day could have gone better, could have been worse though, so no complaints really.

    You at least get O\T for that long of a day?

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    ^ouch! no O\T for long days...your frustration is more than justified and valid.

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    ^better be.

    At my previous long time job, I was getting paid almost better than some of the supervisors because of not only my higher income than most, but all the overtime I worked, set me well above average. Pissed off many supervisors. Some even admitted to me that in certain years I actually did make more than some sups and if they had a choice, they would not be salaried.
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    ^art.

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    Good morning, ET










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    ^love it! hehe

    Thank you Red for the apparent much needed eduMacation.

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    What ET said, especially the first set.

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    Glad you both approve

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    ^hola Dustin,

    hopefully your job situation improves.

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    Tuesday night terrors....
















    enjoy

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    sex positions (het)
    Handy reference wall chart
    http://newsmutproject.tumblr.com/pos...etobelieveinme

    Found this where I'm sending those two stories.

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    ^kinda cool. knowing me I may print it out and hang it up...ahahaa


    though I do agree with one of the comments....


    iím laughing really hard some of these... are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
    what are you even trying to accomplish this isnít the fucking olympics oh my god
    ÖFucking Olympics.


    ty for that. eJ.

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    embrace....































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    longing....






    for simpler times.

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    ^ you too.

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    For this day...









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    Scary Story Sunday...




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    relaxation....



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    ^hey Dustin, TY for that.

    My world is spinning very fast, atm.

    I like your sig pic

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    ^hola dust.


    work is becoming exhausting.
    the hours and the pressure...not worth the pay some days.

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    Scary Story Saturday

























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    Scary Story Saturday.


















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