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    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    Hard to believe even after watching.
    Fast breeding + ample food source + mild winter - predators = plague. Perfect storm of conditions - like locusts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by star-warrior View Post
    My mother used a wire cage to catch a rat. Mum poured kerosene on it and struck at match. It screamed
    I remember a story about ten years ago that somebody tried to kill an animal (I also think it was a rat), and they set it on fire, and it ran back into the house, which set the house on fire and it burned to the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    Fast breeding + ample food source + mild winter - predators = plague. Perfect storm of conditions - like locusts.
    I know; I faced it with rats -- about two hundred of them in a 12'x 16' room where old grain bags had been discarded. We didn't use traps, though; we doubled up on heavy clothing and waded in with pitchforks, scooping rats and bags into a deep wheelbarrow and wheeling them out to be dumped in a big barrel. When we had fifty or so rats in the barrel, and they were starting to be able to climb on each other to get out, we threw a gasoline-soaked burlap bag on top and torched it.

    We had to put out traps later, though, because a few managed to dash out of the room and escape.

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Well he wasn't an orphan, there was more than one, haven't managed to catch them with the traps yet but they're still feasting on the poison.

    Die already.
    Yep -- if there's one, there's a handful. Now you have to catch them before they develop language.

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    Yep -- if there's one, there's a handful. Now you have to catch them before they develop language.
    ...and develop a plan to kill the owner...

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    Hope you get them all soon

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    Time for a cat Seth! Your rodent problem will be no more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    . . . the poisoning continues.

    Perhaps it's time for drastic measures - if you have the stomach for it.

    Go ahead and give our LilBit's dreadful method a go - throw the conventional humane poison out and get rid of the little bastards with tofu and tiny rice cakes.

    *shudders*

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon16 View Post
    ...and develop a plan to kill the owner...
    LOL

    That makes me think of the old game "Sim Ant", where the goal was to take over the yard and then drive the humans out of the house.

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    No, i'd then have to get a dog to murder the cat, and God knows who i'd get to do away with the dog.
    There was a young Bender whose house had a mouse --
    it made him a grouse, having a mouse.
    He wants it to die.

    He got him a cat to track down the mouse
    but it ruined the house, chasing that mouse.
    He wants it to die.

    So he got a dog, to kill the damned cat --
    imagine that -- kill the damned cat!
    He got him a cat to chase down the mouse,
    but it ruined the house, chasing that mouse.
    He wants it to die.

    Then he got a goat, to corner the dog....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    I'm not allowed to have another goat, long story....... court order...............mess.




    Did you have a naughty goat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    No, i'd then have to get a dog to murder the cat, and God knows who i'd get to do away with the dog.
    I'd kill the fucking dog, so then I can be the dog.

    That's my dreams.

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    ... and I thought the boiling rabbit scene in Fatal Attraction was creepy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    I'd kill the fucking dog, so then I can be the dog.
    No, no -- catch it and ship it away.

    Didn't your mother always talk about feeding the hungry people in China?

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    They're just giving you a false sense of security while they plot and plan their next moves to take over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    They're just giving you a false sense of security while they plot and plan their next moves to take over.
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    I got a mental image of a horde of Borg mice.....

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    ^ Fun tune.

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    Still battling the vermin, eh Seth?

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    How many is that so far, Seth?

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    Re: To Kill Or Not To Kill.

    get a snake, he'll take care of your mice for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post
    get a snake, he'll take care of your mice for you.
    Then how do you get rid of the snake afterward?

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    A-ha, getting a snake doesn't work. You buy a snake born in captivity and they're fed frozen-thawed because it's easier to make sure said rodents don't have fleas, transport mites, et cetera. Ergo, the snakes tend to be afraid of live prey - tends to freak 'em out when food moves. You should've seen ours dance - I'd swear the bugger gave us looks of panic after he fled in the other direction the one and only time we tried live prey. Now we just kill 'em when we get home and shove 'em in the freezer.

    Well, tried live mice. Pinkies that couldn't move were fine - anything else, not a chance. And pinkies aren't particularly nutritious to grown snakes. Tried to switch his diet up with crickets and he didn't understand what they were for.
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    ....although he knows damn well who feeds him. Tapped on the glass twice yesterday and opened his lid (which is his routine when I feed him, I thought he was asleep and didn't want to scare his ass by dropping a mouse on his head) and the little shit zoomed straight up his tank and popped his head out and periscoped. Apparently he didn't appreciate my ass being three days late. (K had to pick up more mice, we were out) He didn't bite, he just knew I had the damn mice. I had to shoo his ass back in and drop dinner in after him.
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    On the other hand, there's a field mouse living in our kitchen that I can't seem to catch, been totally ignoring the mouse trap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    Then how do you get rid of the snake afterward?
    When the food source is depleted he'll leave on his own..........

    Quote Originally Posted by luckynumbah7 View Post
    A-ha, getting a snake doesn't work. You buy a snake born in captivity and they're fed frozen-thawed because it's easier to make sure said rodents don't have fleas, transport mites, et cetera. Ergo, the snakes tend to be afraid of live prey - tends to freak 'em out when food moves. You should've seen ours dance - I'd swear the bugger gave us looks of panic after he fled in the other direction the one and only time we tried live prey. Now we just kill 'em when we get home and shove 'em in the freezer.

    Well, tried live mice. Pinkies that couldn't move were fine - anything else, not a chance. And pinkies aren't particularly nutritious to grown snakes. Tried to switch his diet up with crickets and he didn't understand what they were for.

    I owned several snakes years ago. We had A Burmese Python, Red tail boas, Common Boas, and a Emerald Tree Boa.........I started them all on fresh kill mice (I drowned them) and moved up to live rats, Home raised. None were ever skittish about hunting and devouring their prey.

    If you catch a wild snake, like a garter snake, you can keep it in a covered fish tank in your home for a week or so, it's presence will more than likely rid the place of mice. It doesn't have to go after the mice, just being there will encourage the mice to go elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckynumbah7 View Post
    A-ha, getting a snake doesn't work. You buy a snake born in captivity and they're fed frozen-thawed because it's easier to make sure said rodents don't have fleas, transport mites, et cetera. Ergo, the snakes tend to be afraid of live prey - tends to freak 'em out when food moves. You should've seen ours dance - I'd swear the bugger gave us looks of panic after he fled in the other direction the one and only time we tried live prey. Now we just kill 'em when we get home and shove 'em in the freezer.

    Well, tried live mice. Pinkies that couldn't move were fine - anything else, not a chance. And pinkies aren't particularly nutritious to grown snakes. Tried to switch his diet up with crickets and he didn't understand what they were for.
    There are places you can get snakes that were raised on live prey along with dead -- obviously not the typical pet store, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckynumbah7 View Post
    On the other hand, there's a field mouse living in our kitchen that I can't seem to catch, been totally ignoring the mouse trap.
    Try beer for bait.

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    Still poaching the Queen's mice? You'll be hanged!

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    what's attracting them? Do you know where their entering from? I get a mouse once in a while, usually fall, but I just put out some poison, they eat it and go die.........but I'd be pissed if more kept coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Bender 5-Mice 0.

    The war with the vermin continues,
    Wow.

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    Kill them all bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Kill them all bitch.
    See, cause you didn't listen.
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    KILL THE PIGS
    DRINK THEIR BLOOd
    Don't do scat, kids. It means you're a Republican.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    They're Back.

    Didn't I read that it takes three mice to make the Ebola vaccine/cure?

    You're going to be rich!

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