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    I have nearly reached my mid forties. I caught a look of myself the other day. I have really let myself go. I have the manboobs, I have the pizza belly. Then came the sign that I am on the road to a dramatic decline. Grab hold of something, this is going to shock your socks off, I don't know when this happened to me...my butt has a crack in it. Why oh why has this happened to me? I should be glad that P.T. Barnum is long gone, I would be put on display and he would make millions selling tickets. I haven't the money for a butt transplant, so I must struggle on with this condition.

    I am sticking to the main food groups, which we all know are pizza and butterscotch ice cream. Maybe I need to make a change. I was thinking if I was to do one push up a week that in no time I would start firming up.

    Then there is another thing and this might be in my geneticals somewhere. If I think too much my buns get hot. I was working on a Sudoko puzzle one day, and I ended up with scorch marks on my undies.

    I have a group here at JUB called "A Gathering Of Atkolers" and I am looking to renew some friendships and make new friends as well. Everyone is welcome to join. It is rather lonely at the moment with only myself as a member.

    I just exude the machizmo. I have to stop it though, I heard one of the mods here at JUB nearly slipped on some backstage. One has to be careful where one exudes machizmo, there could be a nasty accident.

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    ^ Drunk posting?

    Yup. Nothing says Machizmo (sic) like moobs.

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    Good luck with the Group. I see a thread on Atkol today - so maybe you already have some buddies here.

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    I don't know about whether the group may take off or not, but simply post in the forums more and you'll have friends all over. We just need to know and recognize you, and then you'll find kindred spirits.

    I guess I sorta thought I'd find a pic of Martha Ivers when I opened the thread. Call me disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    I have nearly reached my mid forties.
    Shady Pines!

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    This whole atkoler thing,
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    When I first saw the thread title I thought it was going to be a Gay Story in the Sherlock Holmes vain. The OP is so cryptic - almost like playing to an invisible audience - that I wonder if I may have been right. The references are obviously an allusion, but to what? Or are they illusions?

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    When I first saw the thread title I thought it was going to be a Gay Story in the Sherlock Holmes vein. The OP is so cryptic - almost like playing to an invisible audience - that I wonder if I may have been right. The references are obviously an allusion, but to what? Or are they illusions?

    I may have to reconnoiter the Group.

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    I thought some self-depricating humor would produce some chuckles. I am trying to cheer myself up. I don't drink, I have never consumed alcohol so far in my life. When I was growing up my Mother would go on benders and I learned a lesson to not start down that road. As for drugs, again I don't take those. I do take some medication for my mental illness.

    Atkol had people posting from various locations and we ran the spectrum of occupations and perspectives on various topics. We did have a guy who lives in Colorado who was quite happy about the new marijuana legislation in that State.

    I miss Atkol, but I must deal with all the stages of letting go, and move on. There may be a chance it is coming back; but I haven't heard anything one way or the other.

    I am going to attempt to endear myself here at JUB and make some new friends. I will confess I am not terribly cleaver and as for humorous dialog I have just about run out; I tend to recycle my jokes way to often. I am happy about how many responses I have gotten to this thread and how many views it has achieved.

    Thanks everyone, I appreciate all your responses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    .




    This whole atkoler thing,
    was that some kind of
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    surrealist philosophers?




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    Someone can be a surrealist philospher and a stoner at the same time? That is what we call multitasking. Or is being a stoner a requirement of being a surrealist philosopher. I am thinking too much again? Yet another pair of undies ruined by scorch marks, this deep thinking is going to be the ruin of me.

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    ^^ Don't worry. My sense of humor is so dry it goes unrecognized here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    I don't know about whether the group may take off or not, but simply post in the forums more and you'll have friends all over. We just need to know and recognize you, and then you'll find kindred spirits.

    I guess I sorta thought I'd find a pic of Martha Ivers when I opened the thread. Call me disappointed.

    Thank you for your advice. I haven't watched "The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers"; but I have a feeling it is a pretty good movie. I like Barbara Stanwyck, as I became a fan of "The Big Valley" when it ran on a Western themed channel here in Canada. It sucks they have only released the first season of that show on DVD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    ^^ Don't worry. My sense of humor is so dry it goes unrecognized here.
    I appreciate your clever humor. As for Sherlock Holmes, the new movies they have made with Robert Downy Jr. are pretty entertaining. I hope they are working on another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    I appreciate your clever humor. As for Sherlock Holmes, the new movies they have made with Robert Downy Jr. are pretty entertaining. I hope they are working on another one.
    Have them in my queue with Netflix.

    Can't stand the BBC series with Cumberbatch.

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    Well I might as well torture you all with more of my life story. Despite embracing my middle years, I am a virgin. Well practically a virgin, there was that incident one steamy night a few years back where I drank some milk with an best before date of June 1987. It had a strange effect and I ended up having sex with Aunt Betty's hibiscus plant. It is all a daze, but apparently I humped a cactus as well; I still got the scars to prove it. Well as they what happens in the greenhouse stays in the greenhouse; well it would of stayed there if I hadn't just blabbed about it.

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    I liked the OP's humor. I think he'll fit right in here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    Have them in my queue with Netflix.

    Can't stand the BBC series with Cumberbatch.
    I am quite certain you will enjoy the movies if you haven't already watched them. As for the BBC Series, I have warmed to it. But there was a time, that his Sherlock wasn't endearing in fact I considered his Sherlock to be unlikable in the extreme.

    I dropped "Elementary" that airs on Global TV here in Canada. Thursday night is my night to watch TNA Wrestling. Our PVR was filming up with "Elementary" and I discovered I really wasn't enjoying "Elementary" much anymore, so deleted all the episodes and haven't looked back. I think I will watch it again someday, but for now I have dropped the show.

    In the genre of Mysteries, I am looking forward to the final episodes of "Agatha Christie's Marple" and "Agatha Christie's Poirot". I check PBS on occasion in the hopes I won't miss the wrap up to the two series.
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    What ever happened to marvtha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    I liked the OP's humor. I think he'll fit right in here.
    Thank you and I like your Avatar. I missed quite a bit of the Borg storyline on Star Trek The Next Generation. They air the show on Space, here in Canada and I should watch the series again to refresh my memory.

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    The Borg showcased much more on Star Trek Voyager.
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    I don't know if you guys ever ran across this little clip on YouTube. It is a snipit where Charlie Hunnam is talking about a burgler who tried to break into his house. Here is the link:



    My thoughts were if I saw the burgler coming and I was wearing my ratty old bath robe and nothing on underneath. I think I would flash the burgler. I have to be careful doing that with the way I have let myself go, if I was to unleash that, it might make the burgler so dazed and confused he might walk into traffic. Also I can't afford to unleash what is under this robe, the last time I did so milk curdled for two city blocks and guess who has to pay for all the replacement milk, me. Oh the trials and tribulations of being J. Smithson 02. I may need a cyber group hug one of these days.

    If the flashing didn't work, I suppose I would have to put on my butt kicking slippers. I am quite certain unless the burglar has a strong constitution he would just go on his way. The projectile vomiting of seeing me naked would no doubt weaken the poor guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    The Borg showcased much more on Star Trek Voyager.
    I have to watch that show as well. I have watched some of the episodes and I do like all the characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    Well I might as well torture you all with more of my life story. Despite embracing my middle years, I am a virgin. Well practically a virgin, there was that incident one steamy night a few years back where I drank some milk with an best before date of June 1987. It had a strange effect and I ended up having sex with Aunt Betty's hibiscus plant. It is all a daze, but apparently I humped a cactus as well; I still got the scars to prove it. Well as they what happens in the greenhouse stays in the greenhouse; well it would of stayed there if I hadn't just blabbed about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    ....
    My thoughts were if I saw the burgler coming at I was wearing my ratty old bath robe and nothing on underneath. I think I would flash the burgler. I have to be careful doing that with the way I have let myself go, if I was to unleash that, it might make the burgler so dazed and confused he might walk into traffic. Also I can't afford to unleash what is under this robe, the last time I did so milk curdled for two city blocks and guess who has to pay for all the replacement milk, me. Oh the trials and tribulations of being J. Smithson 02. I may need a cyber group hug one of these days.
    It would be healthy for you if you addressed your unresolved milk issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vannie View Post
    What ever happened to marvtha?
    I don't know what happened to her. She is probably glad she didn't have the misfortune of running across J. Smithson 02.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    It would be healthy for you if you addressed your unresolved milk issues.
    I am bad to the bones, I guzzle down the 1 percent milk and think "lactose intolerance be damned".

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    That Charlie Hunnman is a hottie. I just started watching "The Sons Of Anarchy". It airs on the Superchannel Movie Channel here in Canada. I started watching mid way through this last season. I may have to get get Netflix someday to get caught up on the show. The man has a nice butt. He was on the English Queer As Folk years ago. You wouldn't believe it is the same guy, quite a difference in looks and character portrayal.

    Sorry for straying off topic. I am running out of humorous things to write. He is a hottie though. I especially liked the episode where Walton Goggins from Justified came on playing a transsexual person.
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    I did have a bit of a worry awhile back. Someone said I have a certain "Genesechois". This caused a bit of anxiety as I worried that there might be a picture of my "Genesechois" somewhere and I could end up in a scandal. That "Genesechois" causes a lot of trepedation; it is two sizes too small and sometimes I lose track of it. Last week I went out and I had left it in my other pants. A man should always have a tight reign on his "Genesechois". Oh the trials and tribulations of J. Smithson 02. This thread has turned into J. Smithson 02 The Mini-Series. It isn't anywhere as funny as Carol Burnett's Fresno. You might be dating yourself if you remember that funny spoof of the mini-series and primetime soap opera.
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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    I liked the OP's humor. I think he'll fit right in here.
    Indeed, he's a hoot.
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    Indeed, he's a hoot.
    Thanks but I have exhausted my entire repetoir of humor. I doubt you all want to here me bitching about my Stories, the Soap Operas that I watch. I am empty, I am spent, now the short walk back to mediocrity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    Thanks but I have exhausted my entire repetoir of humor. I doubt you all want to here me bitching about my Stories, the Soap Operas that I watch. I am empty, I am spent, now the short walk back to mediocrity.
    That's exactly what we want to hear about, could you tell us a bit more about this other forum atkoler, can't say i've ever heard of it.
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    That's exactly what we want to hear about, could you tell us a bit more about this other forum atkoler, can't say i've ever heard of it.
    Well it was the Atkol Forum. It hurts to refer to in the past tense, but I just did a Google search for "Atkol" and its footprint on the Internet or Google is shrinking. Each day that passes the links to the various subforums are disappearing.

    The most popular forum was "General Discussion". We would gather there and launch various topics. There were long running threads there such as the one I founded about "Daytime Soaps" but for the most part it was just me bitching about some storyline that irritated me. Other posters would chime in on occasion. Rylons who is a terrific researcher and fellow Canadian would often post to the various threads with what he had gleaned of interest from searching the internet. We had vchip who like so many posters is a real gem of a person. Maybe someone here remembers Vincent Chip's Houseguests. He used to capture nude scenes from movies featuring the hunky men of mainstream cinema and TV. His collages are excellent, they captured the essence of the scene and he had a bit of an artist's eye.

    So many great posters. We would on occasion and in the earlier days we talked quite a bit about gay porn and even straight porn. I know straight porn sounds yucky to some, but you would be surprised how many closeted men watched straight porn and lusted after some of the straight male porn stars. There was this rich knowledge base focused on porn but it rather waned as the years rolled by. Of course Atkol had it all archived and it was a treasure trove of information. If Atkol is truly dead and all that has been lost, it will be a very sad thing.

    We had posters who passed away, but made an impact at the forum and we missed them not being around anymore. TimidJim was one of the posters who endeared himself to many at Atkol. He was a friendly man, who contributed so much to the forum with his posts. His health had been on the decline for years, I believe Diabitis was one of his afflictions. One of his real life friends informed us one day that he had passed away.

    dkeith was the man who had a passion for Game Of Thrones and his thread which was spoiler free was excellent. He was so inciteful and enthusiastic in his observations about the show. He wasn't the only poster to the thread but he became our expert, our fount of knowledge. He restrained himself as he read the books and he was ever so careful not to spoil things for us.

    laofalang I gather had a bit of infamy in her earlier days at Atkol. But I found him to be quite mellow. He had a thread about the treatment of his Melanoma. He was fortunate that finally the Doctors had tracked down some medication that has put it in remission. Whatever faults he may have had at one time, I found him to be a positive influence during the waning days at Atkol. It was nice to read about his health improving.

    Then there is esckey, the bane of my existance this written with great affection. We would have our bitching back and forth, but we traded the barbs with love.

    That is just part of the rich tapestry that was Atkol. I hope it hasn't not been lost for all time.
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    I had a dear friend that passed away in November of 2012. I got him laughing in the Hospital. I said "You are a great friend", "You put my name down to compete in the Demolition Derby", "You said, you and your bicycle your in it to win it". We laughed up a storm over that zinger. I was blessed to have his friendship and it was a blessing to have got to know him.

    I suppose in this life we all have those "I Think I Got My Butt Kicked On A Slow Train To Georgia" moments. I don't know where the Americans come up with these sayings, but they are catchy. Though I could be confused that might be a line from an old Willie Nelson song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    Well it was the Atkol Forum. It hurts to refer to in the past tense, but I just did a Google search for "Atkol" and its footprint on the Internet or Google is shrinking. Each day that passes the links to the various subforums are disappearing.

    The most popular forum was "General Discussion". We would gather there and launch various topics. There were long running threads there such as the one I founded about "Daytime Soaps" but for the most part it was just me bitching about some storyline that irritated me. Other posters would chime in on occasion. Rylons who is a terrific researcher and fellow Canadian would often post to the various threads with what he had gleaned of interest from searching the internet. We had vchip who like so many posters is a real gem of a person. Maybe someone here remembers Vincent Chip's Houseguests. He used to capture nude scenes from movies featuring the hunky men of mainstream cinema and TV. His collages are excellent, they captured the essence of the scene and he had a bit of an artist's eye.

    So many great posters. We would on occasion and in the earlier days we talked quite a bit about gay porn and even straight porn. I know straight porn sounds yucky to some, but you would be surprised how many closeted men watched straight porn and lusted after some of the straight male porn stars. There was this rich knowledge base focused on porn but it rather waned as the years rolled by. Of course Atkol had it all archived and it was a treasure trove of information. If Atkol is truly dead and all that has been lost, it will be a very sad thing.

    We had posters who passed away, but made an impact at the forum and we missed them not being around anymore. TimidJim was one of the posters who endeared himself to many at Atkol. He was a friendly man, who contributed so much to the forum with his posts. His health had been on the decline for years, I believe Diabitis was one of his afflictions. One of his real life friends informed us one day that he had passed away.

    dkeith was the man who had a passion for Game Of Thrones and his thread which was spoiler free was excellent. He was so inciteful and enthusiastic in his observations about the show. He wasn't the only poster to the thread but he became our expert, our fount of knowledge. He restrained himself as he read the books and he was ever so careful not to spoil things for us.

    laofalang I gather had a bit of infamy in her earlier days at Atkol. But I found him to be quite mellow. He had a thread about the treatment of his Melanoma. He was fortunate that finally the Doctors had tracked down some medication that has put it in remission. Whatever faults he may have had at one time, I found him to be a positive influence during the waning days at Atkol. It was nice to read about his health improving.

    Then there is esckey, the bane of my existance this written with great affection. We would have our bitching back and forth, but we traded the barbs with love.

    That is just part of the rich tapestry that was Atkol. I hope it hasn't not been lost for all time.
    Sounds like a wonderful place, hopefully it's still out there somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Sounds like a wonderful place, hopefully it's still out there somewhere.
    Thank you for that. I am glad I was able to convey what a great place it was. That being said, I am so very grateful for how kind everyone has been to me here at JUB and I have had some fun today. Maybe some of my old pals will find me here at JUB and I think I am on my way to making new friends.
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    April 2009, that's about the time I started posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alnitak View Post
    April 2009, that's about the time I started posting.

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    It was a good year to start and we're glad that you did.

    Hopefully Smithson won't be shy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    It was a good year to start and we're glad that you did.

    Hopefully Smithson won't be shy.
    Don't worry I am as much a blabberpuss maybe even more so in written form that I am when I talk. My Mom has a solution duct tape and a baseball bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    Don't worry I am as much a blabberpuss maybe even more so in written form that I am when I talk. My Mom has a solution duct tape and a baseball bat.
    Ha, i love your sense of humour, reminds me so much of Bessler, he'd have loved you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Ha, i love your sense of humour, reminds me so much of Bessler, he'd have loved you.
    Thanks; I am curious about Bessler. I will have to do some research.

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    I can't get into any specifics at this juncture but I have reason to believe that Atkol will be back at some point. This has put a smile on my face and I slept so much better after I got the news last night.

    I think I may have to join the Jason Stratham Fan Club. Since I live with my Mom and sister I thought I should get in touch with my femine side and try to get a grasp on how women think. This is underscored by the fact that either one of those gals could kick my butt. So I hunkered down and watch a marathon of chick flicks. I have a delicate constitution and by the time I got to the end of "Steel Magnolias", my manboobs were lactating in empathy. I booked a vagasil, but out of desperation I took a chance and put in a Jason Stratham movie and my machizmo was back to its regular levels and I cancelled the vagasil. If you can believe I had such a pep in my step that I had to resist the temptation to put on my butt kicking slippers and go on the prowl for villains to practice my Tic Tack Toe skills on. Tic Tack Toe is a form of martial arts in case you didn't know. Thanks Jason Stratham, to think I was just half and hour away from the dreaded vagasil. Oh the trials and tribulations of J. Smithson 02. Maybe I should lobby for them to put warning labels on chick flicks for men like me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Smithson 02 View Post
    I can't get into any specifics at this juncture but I have reason to believe that Atkol will be back at some point. This has put a smile on my face and I slept so much better after I got the news last night.

    I think I may have to join the Jason Stratham Fan Club. Since I live with my Mom and sister I thought I should get in touch with my femine side and try to get a grasp on how women think. This is underscored by the fact that either one of those gals could kick my butt. So I hunkered down and watch a marathon of chick flicks. I have a delicate constitution and by the time I got to the end of "Steel Magnolias", my manboobs were lactating in empathy. I booked a vagasil, but out of desperation I took a chance and put in a Jason Stratham movie and my machizmo was back to its regular levels and I cancelled the vagasil. If you can believe I had such a pep in my step that I had to resist the temptation to put on my butt kicking slippers and go on the prowl for villains to practice my Tic Tack Toe skills on. Tic Tack Toe is a form of martial arts in case you didn't know. Thanks Jason Stratham, to think I was just half and hour away from the dreaded vagasil. Oh the trials and tribulations of J. Smithson 02. Maybe I should lobby for them to put warning labels on chick flicks for men like me.
    Classic, you crack me up. i sure hope we ain't gonna be losing you ?
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    Classic, you crack me up. i sure hope we ain't gonna be losing you ?
    I am going to stick around here at JUB as well. I think I am on my way to making some new friends.

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    I am going to stick around here at JUB as well. I think I am on my way to making some new friends.

    Great news.

    And you sure are
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    I am going to stick around here at JUB as well. I think I am on my way to making some new friends.
    Good to hear.


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    The only thing is I ran out of humorous things to write about. I might end up resorting to writing down the events from my boring life and trust me that can put people to sleep faster than any sleeping pill on the market.

    I have often thought I should launch an Anti-Sex Phone Line for nymphomaniacs, sex addicts, politicians and anyone tempted to cheat on their significant other. I could record a five hour recording where I blabb about Aunt Betty's hemoroid operation. Let's just say after a minute of listening to me drone on there is going to be major shrinkage of the penis, five minutes might make it retreat inside the person's own body, leaving them in a fetal position and requiring them to have shock treatments.

    Does anyone else use telemarketers as free therapists? I never let them actually get around to selling the product, I launch into chapter 1 of J. Smithson 02's life history. It doesn't take long before they are offering me money to shut up. I have to be careful, my babbling on could be declared against the Geneva Convention. Telemarketers are human beings too.
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    I remember in Grade 7 or 8, I was day dreaming in health class and the teacher asked me, "Where's vagina?", and I must of been confused as I snapped out of my revier. I said "It's in Saskatchewan". It took a long time to live that one down.

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    I remember in Grade 7 or 8, I was day dreaming in health class and the teacher asked me, "Where's vagina?", and I must of been confused as I snapped out of my revier. I said "It's in Saskatchewan". It took a long time to live that one down.
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    Let's just say after a minute of listening to me drone on there is going to be major shrinkage of the penis, five minutes might make it retreat inside the person's own body, leaving them in a fetal position and requiring them to have shock treatments.
    Fun fact: this is a real fear in some parts of the world. It's called "koro".
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    Fun fact: this is a real fear in some parts of the world. It's called "koro".
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    Re: The Strange Condition Of J. Smithson 02

    Oh this big blabbermouth of mine. If gay men avoid Saskatchewan in the fear of landing in vagina, I will have that Province's real estate board on my case. For all I know Elton John and hubby may of had plans to build a cottage there and word of vagina may have nixed the deal.

    Then this fear of a disappearing penis, that I have inadvertingly inspired Essex Boy to discover. I sure hope that doesn't spread like the flue or we will be crotch deep in misery.

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