I want to know what some of the weirdest things you've had up your ass. Just to go a little above and beyond,
I'm in my dress, thong and soaking diaper with about 30 grapes up my ass. Drinking some beers, I plan to get the entire pound and half of grapes up my ass before I head off to sleep. I can't wait to hold them in as long as I can and see what's what my next time on the toilet.
Besides the obvious dildos, butt plugs, etc, I've had entire (peeled) bannans up there but I felt like I had to poop too much to hold it in. I've also put a whole can of whip cream up there. Some time I want to make mashed potatoes and squirt the gravy from my ass on top, mmmm delicious!
What's your kink? Lets hear it!