YES! One of my kink
No, but I will
No, do you think Im a Kardashian/Russian?- actual
No because Ima prude.
Are you offering?
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
I tried but kept falling off going round corners!
Only by myself. Overrated, in my opinion.
I had sex after I got off the motorcycle with the guy who was giving me a ride,,,I had to hold on tight and it was cold...he warmed me up.
This was a favourite childhood fantasy of mine. I'd daydream about riding pillion behind a biker in tight jeans, big boots and a leather jacket and rubbing myself up against him to get a tingly feeling in my Y-fronts. This was before I knew anything about sex. I grew out of it, which is just as well because I can't even ride a bike and motorbikes are noisy, smelly and dangerous. But I think you can get very realistic simulators for training purposes . . .
Is that what passes for controversy these days?
"Thereís death on the horizon,
and Iíll run to behold your sacrifice..."
Actually..I do..had sex on top of motorcycle- if you count petting and groping as sex. WHen I was fourteen- in Indonesia. We usually go to school and went home with pickup-drive service ( I think that business would not strive in US since could be a breeding ground for child molestation). If our home actually not that far from school- we can ride Ojek/ motorcycle taxi. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle_taxi
Now, ojek usually operated by a bunch of young adult guys..whom..some of them..are attractive in my eyes . I have 2 favorites ^^, 2 I've been acquaintance with both of them and from my smooth talking, I was successfuly persuade them to also lend their bod dey...to me
The first guy- very nice dark skin, dark features, handsome face (think Brazilian dark porn star), apple butt, tall and athletic.
Second guy his name is 'Kissun' (I remembered his name due to something important, later..): Beefier, charismatic smile, nice ass, could pass as bear if he's hairier, broad shoulder, meaty back.
So..I lured 2 of them my favorites (innocently) of course..first I offered them massage- saying Im good at it and then from sitting on pessenger seat- when we passes empty road/ quiet housing complex- then I just start groping their nipples, chest, crotch, inside their underwear, butt and tights, kissing their neck and back etc..while having huge (14 yo) boner on their back, air humping those guys
And these muslim guys funny- cuz they enjoyed the sensation, they got semi aroused too. Maybe they're shy..they always giggling whenever I do them
and I have that service almost everyday and I only need to pay for 3 cents- (in US dollar currency)
The affairs last few weeks but one of them- might telling the other ojek drivers- what I did to him..
Until one day- when i heading to school..and also after school..., a bunch of ojek drivers start shouting me 'HOMO' and they were candidly- offering their body - might be like a hilarious tongue in cheek joke for them.
I was start getting cautious since what happen if they're actually talk to my classmates about this? you know..
So I stopped it.
But just a few days before I moved to a new school, I told Kissun (this how I remembered his name) that I want to pay him for sex. And he was AGREED! We exchanged phone number- and ..actually nothing happen because at the very day- I dont have the money: Rp.30.000 which roughly $3 US.
I was disappointed.
But hey, young-me...I would smack the head of young me if I could time travel to the past.
An underage middle school teen (powerless) hiring a fully grown adult man for sex- meeting in unknown place..?? HELO?!
Lucky if my head wasn't decapitated - (thinking about crime in Indonesia, hmm )
I was quite reckless when I was teen, quite rock'n'roll Idk, if I still have that character. ^^
But the thrill riding and groping stranger you like on motorcycle...hmm...
I think the safest position for having sex on top of motorcycle is what I did back then, which is sitting on passenger seat- and just 'plug' it in to the driver in front of you (spooning). If you want to make it discreet- he could wear an easy rip-jeans like this dude- http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=Aua9m-G475-
and the sight of ripped jeans (he can add jockstrap) might make an interesting view in contrast of his biker jacket, hell yeah
and that position also ..surprisingly symbolize (embody, personify, epitomize) a kind of guy I am in relationship- I provide you, but you work your butt in me and you also taking charge of the house 'will ya?..- ya Im that kind of guy ^^
Motorcycle sex is quite detriment for straights since it's quite ridiculous to see the woman drive while the guy spooning them on pessenger seat? Right? Look at Kanye did to Kim and look at how Russian did either-
it's same sitting missionary position because the dude- they dont want to mess with their masculine image, good for them but it's the most reckless position I must say, because the position is difficult to concentrate (unless your partner really blargh looking, so your eyes straight ahead on the road) I can ride motorcycle but Im not a multitasking person..especially what if this...in front of you?
Could you concentrate? 'cuz I can't...
I just can't imagine it working out that well.
So many things to get snagged on...
Blah blah blah, something enigmatic sounding...
come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?
check 1st world surveys 37586970 dat washin machine 4857690123 ooh
ons wot model?
forgat dat box
I know that some men like to have sex with their motorcycle.
I've had sex on my bike a couple times. It was not in motion, and was parked in my garage.
I have seen it in a Seka porno though.
I jacked off onto a motorcycle in a parking garage at night. (Sorry Mr. motorcycle owner)
Nope, but I'm willing to try it with the right guy...
(hint, hint, PeTe!)
The Three Musketeers... Bashful, Chrisglass, and Ronboy!