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    John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Observing this shutdown brouhaha I note John Boehner's tan.

    Or rather his über-tan.

    Has he some form of debilitating syndrome caused by an über-tan?

    Excessive tanning is dangerous, particularly after it becomes addictive.

    Could Boehner be in ill health?

    Does he need a 12 step program?

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    He's so orange George Hamilton thinks he's over doing it. And that takes something!!!!!!!
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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    Could Boehner be in ill health?
    My theory is that he has a melanoma, metastatic to his brain.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    He's so orange George Hamilton thinks he's over doing it. And that takes something!!!!!!!


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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    He's so orange George Hamilton thinks he's over doing it. And that takes something!!!!!!!
    Do tanning beds make you orange or is it that fake tanning lotion? Whatever he's doing to himself he doesn't look healthy.

    Maybe it's all those tears from the Weeper of the House.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by CowboyBob View Post
    Do tanning beds make you orange or is it that fake tanning lotion? Whatever he's doing to himself he doesn't look healthy.

    Maybe it's all those tears from the Weeper of the House.
    I'm fairly sure it's the spray-on stuff that leaves you with the orange tone.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    I'm fairly sure it's the spray-on stuff that leaves you with the orange tone.
    Thought so. If he was in a tanning bed he'd look like a brisket. That and he smokes like a locomotive. It's a recipe for cancer.

    I suspect he's a basket care...... emotionally and mentally unstable, a failure at his job, no respect from his colleagues.

    Maybe he's hitting the bottle too. Can't cope.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by CowboyBob View Post
    Thought so. If he was in a tanning bed he'd look like a brisket. That and he smokes like a locomotive. It's a recipe for cancer.

    I suspect he's a basket care...... emotionally and mentally unstable, a failure at his job, no respect from his colleagues.

    Maybe he's hitting the bottle too. Can't cope.
    If he'd develop a spine and be a leader....

    How is it we have a wus for a president and a wus for Speaker?

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    If he'd develop a spine and be a leader....

    How is it we have a wus for a president and a wus for Speaker?
    When someone (Boehner) acts like that, how can one earn respect and be any kind of leader?

    The Pres' biggest mistake was thinking he can deal with this crew who is out to get him. He's finally developing a spine and realizing they're his enemies, not his coworkers. Things will change in his final 3 years in office.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    I think he must have cirrhosis.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    I just realized what Boehner is doing.

    He's done himself up as a pumpkin for Fall!

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    I think he must have cirrhosis.
    He is an "out of control drunk" so maybe you've got something there.

    http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/49314

    Sources close to embattled Speaker of the House John Boehner says the smell of alcohol is far more prevalent on him these days as the continuing government shutdown showcases his failure as a House leader and his obsession with keeping his job above all else in a deepening national crisis.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Usually men that are owned gotta keep up their appearance for their master. Maybe Jim DeMint wants more than we realize from Bonnie.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    ... and yet another thread on Boehner's skin color --

    I'm disappointed in you Palbert.

    Has it occurred to anyone that the man may have a skin disease?

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    A skin condition called Bronzeritis perhaps?
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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    He's so orange George Hamilton thinks he's over doing it. And that takes something!!!!!!!
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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Bohner's alcoholism explains a lot.



    Watch this video and you can see he's drunk on the house floor and in interviews.

    I believe this is the reason he's failed at a Speaker. When you're half in the bag you can't do his job. Drinking explains his emotional outbursts, public sobbing and jaundice.



    Yep. The leader of the the house repugs is a drunk. No wonder he doesn't get any respect from his colleagues.
    Last edited by CowboyBob; October 4th, 2013 at 01:06 PM.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Springer View Post
    ... and yet another thread on Boehner's skin color --

    I'm disappointed in you Palbert.

    Has it occurred to anyone that the man may have a skin disease?
    Yes.

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Springer View Post
    ... and yet another thread on Boehner's skin color --

    I'm disappointed in you Palbert.

    Has it occurred to anyone that the man may have a skin disease?
    The outrageously insensitive Obama has commented on Boehner's being a "person of color:"

    President Obama has even joked about the infamously browned Boehner, quipping, "We have a lot in common. He is a person of color — although not a color that appears in the natural world."
    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...#ixzz2gnGZs2j8

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    Re: John Boehner: Are Tanning Beds Healthy

    There is an explanation ... carotenosis


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