I never thought I would actually become the person I love to parody - but I am considering breaking up with my boyfriend because of his penis.
I have had sex with guys and I've had a few serious boyfriends, but my partner at the moment is absolutely everything to me. The absolute love of my life, we've been together for three years and I never feel resent or anger towards him - it's blissful.
But I hate his dick. It's pudgy, bent (not in a nice way) and ruefully small. I had never thought I would be judgemental of this and truly I am not normally as shallow to care at all, but it is effecting our sex life because I do not want to be near it. To the point where we do not have sex at all anymore (maybe once every 2-3 weeks), because I am simply repulsed by him sexually.
Is this a serious issue? He is absolutely marriage material to me and I can imagine a long life with him... but not having sex with him gives me a wondering eye and I'm consdering simply calling it quits. Because I can't seem to grow to appreciate his manhood, and I want him to be with someone who can. Help!
EDIT: I know this makes me seem like a shallow asshole. I've gotten to the point now where I can't help but sound like one whenever I bring this issue up. Sorry.