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    Never thought it would suck this much. I've been kinda fucking around lately (my own fault) and I ended up having to move in with a buddy of mine for a bit. Shit like that is not how you imagine it ever. Getting yelled at by your buddy for having your music to loud is not expected. I mean, it's just weird.

    Maybe at like 20 it would be cool, at 30 it's just like, who the fuck is this guy anymore? Anyone else ever have to do this?

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    How did your music come to be so loud as to annoy him? Did you assume he wanted to hear it? It seems strange that as a guest in his home, you presumed without asking, especially since you're not a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    How did your music come to be so loud as to annoy him? Did you assume he wanted to hear it? It seems strange that as a guest in his home, you presumed without asking, especially since you're not a kid.
    No. I mean, we were best friends in HS. We were the freaks you know? Loud music was nothing. He knows that. It's his bitch wife that's getting under his skin I think. That and I played an innocent joke on him with his kids last week.

    It was funny though. He's totally acting like a devout christian for his wife now. We were never like that back then. But now he does it for her. So I told the kids to go hide and grabbed some of their clothes and threw them around the curb of his house. Then when he got home he was like "Where are my kids?!?" And I was like "Dude IDK, maybe they got raptured?" Dude was crazy looking through the house you should have seen the look on his face. He was so pissed at me though. Like, seriously, dude did not use to be like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phlash View Post
    So I told the kids to go hide and grabbed some of their clothes and threw them around the curb of his house. Then when he got home he was like "Where are my kids?!?" And I was like "Dude IDK, maybe they got raptured?" Dude was crazy looking through the house you should have seen the look on his face. .
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    Nevermind.

    I forgot you enjoy making up stories to troll responses from a) unsuspecting newbies, and b) forgetful oldbies.
    Last edited by Dejavudoo; August 2nd, 2013 at 09:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    That you mocked his religion, even if you think it is not genuine, is remarkably disrespectful. To make matters worse, you involved his children in mocking both him and his wife. How did you miss out on this basic dynamic of parental/child respect?

    Even if he had thought it was funny, it would have still been an obvious swipe at his wife. As their guest, it likely appears that you may be trying to drive a wedge between your host and his wife.

    More importantly, parents would likely not be amused at the disappearance of the kids, as safety becomes a concern.

    The fact that you are 30 now and think that he should not have changed in 10 years just because you have not, is probably the source of your woes. He may indeed have changed.

    To make matters worse, you seem to be making him regret hosting you. The fact that you refer to his wife as a bitch while being her houseguest, NOT just his, indicates you are lacking in basic respect.

    He's not in high school, he is married with kids, and he may have moved on past the Beavis and Butthead phase.

    You've admitted screwing up to the point you are adrift and at the mercy of the hospitality of friends, yet you have time to blame them for your unhappiness.

    You need to do some serious soul searching. You are at fault for your mess. Don't get depressed or down -- just get your act together and get on your feet.

    You are indebted to these people. Believe it. Act like it. Stop blaming them for your failure.
    I don't think you get it. He's my BEST friend. I'm like an uncle to his kids. Seriously, when he was all pissed at me for my music being too loud, he came at me. Cause I was like "what are you going to do about it?" And when he got close I side kicked him from the bed and he's still not thrown me out or anything. We have an understanding like brothers. It's just his wife who hates me.

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    Ugh, it's time for you to realize that straight people change fast post high school. The best friend you had in school is now a 30 year old adult with a wife and kids to take care of. Forget how he was back then. Gay men have luxury to be those teenage pranksters they were in school, straight guys have to stress about raising kids and making the wife happy. You're the guest at their house, and you'll have to put up with his demands. It's nice that he is helping you out.

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    You sound really irresponsible and immature, and like you blame everyone else for your mistakes. It isn't your friends or His wife's fault you're acting like a child. You're not in high school any more. It's time to grow up, act like an adult, and be responsible.

    Keep on the path you're on and it's only a matter of short time before they tire of your sophomoric behavior and toss you out. Then where will you go? Whom will you blame?

    Your friend has a job, a home, a wife, and is a father... he should be an example for you to follow, not you trying to lead him back down the halls of Jr. High. I can assure you he will chose them over you.
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    You are putting your friend in a shitty place. Pretty soon he is going to decide on helping you or being a father and husband. You're gonna lose.
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    There's a couple of years in your early 20's where that shit is expected, but in your 30's it's irritating. I can say that if you told any kids I was watching to hide and then didn't tell me where they were your ass would be out on the sidewalk in half a heartbeat.
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    Well , i have already learned my "lesson" in Threads like these , so i am not going to be as "critical" as some other JUBbers .
    How long have you been staying with your friend ?
    Does the wife know that you are Gay ?
    The reason why i am asking is that i think there may be a "conflict" of interest going on in your "mates" head , he may be seeing in you
    the "bloke" that he once was , before the "responsibility" of being in a marriage , and having kids .

    Or it could be that you and the "wife" just do not get on , for whatever reason , be it your sexuality or her Religion .
    Your friend may well be feeling "trapped" between his feelings of Loyalty to a "Childhood Friend" and his Loyalty and love for his Family.
    If i found myself in the same situation , then i would be looking to move as soon as i was able , not only for your sake , but for the sake of saving a Friendship which you do "cherish" .
    Wishing you the best , i hope that you are able to find a solution .

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    You really need to get rid of his wife, i'm sure you could come up with a fitting way for her to leve this mortal coil.

    Then while he's greiving, get yourself into his bed.

    As for the children, bump one off every six months.

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    You ask if anyone else ever had to do this, the answer is a big no. I was always the one that "they" (the strays) came to, much like you they had no clue as to how they were imposing.
    I don't buy the bit about gay men have a luxury of acting like teens, it's time to get your act together.

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    Seriously???

    In any event..you sound like a total douchenozzle.

    And your friend sounds like a total idiot.

    But I'm calling bullshit too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phlash View Post
    I don't think you get it.
    Yeah, I get it. But I forgot you like to troll the harmless way with made-up stories to get a rise from unsuspecting JUBBERs, not unlike your supposed houseguest in this thread.

    In the end, no harm no foul.

    I think you should have bottled the smell of the children's anuses and asked the parents to guess which kid's scent was which. Yeah, that would be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    Yeah, I get it. But I forgot you like to troll the harmless way with made-up stories to get a rise from unsuspecting JUBBERs, not unlike your supposed houseguest in this thread.

    In the end, no harm no foul.

    I think you should have bottled the smell of the children's anuses and asked the parents to guess which kid's scent was which. Yeah, that would be funny.
    ^Thanks Buddy..............
    I think i will need to look at "posting history" before i get "all" sentimental again .

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    The absurdity of the scenarios in some of your previous threads gave them humour, but this is a situation that many people actually find themselves in. A lot of us also have people in our lives who take us for granted or are ungrateful for the help we give.

    Your other threads seemed more like jokes that everybody could participate in, but this one reads more like an attempt to anger the unsuspecting.

    I think you missed the mark this time, I'm afraid.

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    He is good at pulling legs. It's an old tradition, but gets a new life on the web.

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    Pity.

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    Oh good, other members figured out you're just trolling(YES, I USED THE "T" WORD, COME AT ME BROS).

    Spidey! Finish this!



    Oh. Well. This is awkward.
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    Re: Staying with Friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Phlash View Post
    I don't think you get it. He's my BEST friend. I'm like an uncle to his kids. Seriously, when he was all pissed at me for my music being too loud, he came at me. Cause I was like "what are you going to do about it?" And when he got close I side kicked him from the bed and he's still not thrown me out or anything. We have an understanding like brothers. It's just his wife who hates me.


    I'm shocked!

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    Why are you sleeping on the couch while the wife sleeps with your friend? Bros before hos, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phlash View Post
    I don't think you get it. He's my BEST friend. I'm like an uncle to his kids. Seriously, when he was all pissed at me for my music being too loud, he came at me. Cause I was like "what are you going to do about it?" And when he got close I side kicked him from the bed and he's still not thrown me out or anything. We have an understanding like brothers. It's just his wife who hates me.
    This is funny. Nice picture you've created.

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    Seems like he has grown up and knows his responsibilities

    And you still think ur a teenager, who does to respect his home, his rules, his boundaries, his house.
    He was kind enough to offer his home due to ur fuck ups cuz why...ur immature, irresponsible
    And this is how you thank him.

    I'd have your shit out the front , with a see ya later.

    Grow up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anders123 View Post
    The absurdity of the scenarios in some of your previous threads gave them humour, but this is a situation that many people actually find themselves in. A lot of us also have people in our lives who take us for granted or are ungrateful for the help we give.

    Your other threads seemed more like jokes that everybody could participate in, but this one reads more like an attempt to anger the unsuspecting.

    I think you missed the mark this time, I'm afraid.
    Sorry bro.

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