PLEASE, PLEASE, tell us some OTHER news.
So the Prince and his missus have had a baby, whoopie-dee-do. I wouldn't mind knowing about the far more important stuff that you WOULD be telling us today, if it wasn't for you're prioritising what is really NOT that interesting.
Every time i've turned the news on, its all there is. What is the meaning of this? Are they trying to distract us from any conspiracy worthy propoganda that's false, but true, but unprovable, but true anyway???
Sick of hearing about the new sprog.