You are at your computer and someone breaks in. They are in the room that you are in. How would you defend yourself?
(Lets say you cant use any computer accessories like a speaker, keyboard, etc)
Im feet away from my kitchen and there is a butcher block with knives, but thats too easy an answer.
If the knives were not there, I would use a pan that is sitting on the stove and bonk them over the head. Then kick them in the groin for good measure just in case they thought of raping me ;-) . . which obviously they would want to do after seeing me
And yes, that is me in the profile photo ;-)
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Im kidding, Its Sean Cassidy