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    No bulge, why

    Just had a morbid thought. I can't remember ever seeing a bulge on a deceased person. When life ends, the heart stops pumping blood does the penis just go flat, shrink ? Or does the funeral director tape it down flat? Or have I just missed seeing it.

    I don't have a fetish for dead people, this thought just came to mind , any funeral directors on here, or medical people who would know? Just curious.

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    Re: No bulge, why

    Well, I can't say as I've ever seen a corpse dressed in clothes that highlight their package, either. But now I've got something to add to my will.

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    Here's you homework: go crash a funeral. Unzip the corpse during a wake. Then report your research back to us asap.

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    I'll never look at the deceased in the same way again.....
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    Re: No bulge, why

    I am just wondering how many naked corpses you have seen.

    I have seen several dead bodies but as they had just passed away it didn't seem quite correct to check on how their penis was doing.

    I do think this is the strangest thread I have ever posted in. Goodness knows what attracted me to it.
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    Re: No bulge, why

    Quote Originally Posted by dpnice View Post
    Goodness knows what attracted me to it.
    he DOES mention penis in the OP, maybe you like threads that mention penis?
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    Re: No bulge, why

    Quote Originally Posted by kevin23 View Post
    Just had a morbid thought. I can't remember ever seeing a bulge on a deceased person. When life ends, the heart stops pumping blood does the penis just go flat, shrink ? Or does the funeral director tape it down flat?
    It's waiting for you to blow it back to life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    It's waiting for you to blow it back to life.
    Ya, you have to do it right away tho, after a couple of days it's a bit, ummmm....cold
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    Re: No bulge, why

    I never gave it a thought, and it would not have crossed my mind until I read this post. I've only seen dead people in coffins with only the top half exposed. I don't have the remotest interest in the state of their sexual organs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    Here's you homework: go crash a funeral. Unzip the corpse during a wake. Then report your research back to us asap.
    That's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    Ya, you have to do it right away tho, after a couple of days it's a bit, ummmm....cold
    Yeah...cold...but STIFF for sure!!!

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    Re: No bulge, why

    Quote Originally Posted by kevin23 View Post
    ...When life ends, the heart stops pumping blood does the penis just go flat, shrink ? Or does the funeral director tape it down flat? ...
    Rigor Mortis = the eyelids roll up, the feet and penis bend upward. The funeral director has to break the penis and the ankle bones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pat grimshaw View Post
    Rigor Mortis = the eyelids roll up, the feet and penis bend upward. The funeral director has to break the penis...
    Ouch!

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    Re: No bulge, why

    One of our JUBbers who was a bone fide mortician had a thread about the funereal business and the preparing of bodies, buildup of gases, and embalming process. I recall him saying that by injecting the embalming fluid, the relaxed vessels would swell and male cadavers would spring stiffies.


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    Re: No bulge, why

    Kevin why don't you wait around until your Daddy, Brother, BF, lover dies and pull down there pants to check out the condition of there genitals and report back to us on what you find regarding this vital piece of research. Fucking freaks of nature think goodness they are only pixel dust in a porno forum.

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    Re: No bulge, why

    And here I thought necrophilia was out of fashion.

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    Re: No bulge, why

    Most men are dressed in suits for a funeral, the suit length would hide most bulger and no one is going to dress a deceased person in tight fitting slacks.
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    Re: No bulge, why

    Yeah. The first thing I think of when I'm looking at a corpse is to check out their junk.

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    Re: No bulge, why

    Quote Originally Posted by Dejavudoo View Post
    I worked in a funeral home just after college. Never heard of a death erection, and never saw one.

    The penis looks just as it would when you are asleep, flaccid.

    Not seeing a bulge is common for a man in a reclining position.

    Not seeing a bulge on a deceased person is due to the suit as mentioned, the recumbent position of the corpse, but most of all, because the casket covers the lower half. When is the last time you saw shoes on a dead man?

    The body is not set out on a table in America for the most part -- only viewed in casket.


    Yes, I believe that half couch is common almost everywhere, these days.

    And, that is a good thing, too, as so many people are organ and tissue donors, now, and their remains/left-overs could be buried in a five gallon pail.

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    I've never been to a funeral with an open casket. I thought it was only rarely done these days.

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    Open casket funerals are common with Eastern Europeans, Italians and Irish at least in NY/NJ area.

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