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    Look at mah phone!

    My phone is smaller and tech-ier than all your huge pads combined


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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    You and me both, jp.

    I have a small, data-less, app-less phone.



    I've never worked any of those fancy iphones or droids or galaxies or whatever. Just a simple phone that I use for calling, texting, and music. I don't understand the rave about big phones..my friends always make fun of me for having a small phone. But really, who wants to lug around a big phone in their pocket!? Same goes for laptops. Why do people want bigger laptops. My friends make fun of my acer netbook for being puny compared to their laptops.
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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    I personally dont like the look of it and hi-tech is not always the best.

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    I'm quite content with my smartphone. It's not the 'biggest and best' phone out there, but it suits my needs, considering I use it for 90% of everything I do.

    I have to replace it, though. I managed to mess something up. The only thing I don't like about it is the fact that when I receive a text, it flashes the screen on. If it's in my pocket, then it manages to unlock itself and start doing random shit. Somewhere along the randomness, it kerfucked something up. Thank God I took out the insurance plan.

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    Same goes for laptops. Why do people want bigger laptops. My friends make fun of my acer netbook for being puny compared to their laptops.
    Not a fan of netbooks. I need to be able to see more than 5 lines of the Word document I'm composing or editing; and I'd prefer to be able to read a pdf article without needing to scroll every 3 seconds, thanks.

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    I used to say "I'll get a smartphone when they invent one that will give me a blow job". Then I found out about Grindr.....
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    Like Kien I want a simple phone to make calls and text. About the only option in my area for a carrier is Verizon and it is almost impossible to get a plan that does not include a data package. $30 a month for something I never use.

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    I think smart phones are like drugs. Start off on one of those nearly free things as a gateway phone. Just good enough to get you hooked but crappy enough to frustrate. And then you end up shifting it up a notch. End up craving the biggest, latest, fastest one that alleviates anything that bugs you about your current phone. Get fussy about things like camera quality, screen resolution, weight, battery.
    I think I have a real problem here. Need a Galaxy S4 kinda bad. And now.
    Is it wrong to offer up blow jobs for a white one? Blue one will do...
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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Types this from his iPhone 4S. I love you phone. The only thing you don't do is actual sex. But you show me plenty.

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    I'd gladly have this 'phone'. I don't like smart phones particularly, that includes pads as well. A Kindle should be for reading, this new Kindle Fire changes its niche, which I find irritating. Phones need to be able to call people, I have a watch, don't need the time from it.
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    I have a bigger penis than all of you!

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Look at mah phone
    my phone is amazing
    give it a lick
    it tastes like raisins

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Well, I have one up on ALL of you. I have no friends, so therefor I have no need for a phone. Think of the money I am saving by sitting in my room every nite crying my eyes out from loneliness. Haha!......bet you're jealous now........
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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by Paws View Post
    Look at mah phone
    my phone is amazing
    give it a lick
    it tastes like raisins
    HEY..I was gonna say that....
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    Awesome! My younger brother just got his Sony Xperia Z 3 days ago. Kinda envious but I have been putting my parents offer to buy me a new smartphone for the 300th time. Still using my 6 years old Nokia N 70. Don't know...... I feel guilty blasting money on phone especially if it's still functioning. Sometimes I feel left out when all my friends are using their tablet and mac/samsung galaxy but hey.....I don't really use the phone much so.....

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeltninja View Post
    Not a fan of netbooks. I need to be able to see more than 5 lines of the Word document I'm composing or editing; and I'd prefer to be able to read a pdf article without needing to scroll every 3 seconds, thanks.

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    all depends on what you're getting a laptop for, though.

    a netbook or a tablet is fine if all you're doing is checking email/facebook and watching Netflix by yourself.

    but if I needed a portable machine for work or for playing video games on the road, I don't think I could go any smaller than a 15" screen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    You and me both, jp.

    I have a small, data-less, app-less phone.



    I've never worked any of those fancy iphones or droids or galaxies or whatever. Just a simple phone that I use for calling, texting, and music. I don't understand the rave about big phones..my friends always make fun of me for having a small phone. But really, who wants to lug around a big phone in their pocket!? Same goes for laptops. Why do people want bigger laptops. My friends make fun of my acer netbook for being puny compared to their laptops.
    If you are an extreme hipster---a regular phone like this is considered SUPER hip---so, there you go Kien---you didn't realize it but you are SUPER hip Also saw a new pair of skinny jeans are coming out with a side pocket for a smart phone---only $150---now you can fit the phone in your pocket! No more excuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    You and me both, jp.

    I have a small, data-less, app-less phone.



    I've never worked any of those fancy iphones or droids or galaxies or whatever. Just a simple phone that I use for calling, texting, and music. I don't understand the rave about big phones..my friends always make fun of me for having a small phone. But really, who wants to lug around a big phone in their pocket!? Same goes for laptops. Why do people want bigger laptops. My friends make fun of my acer netbook for being puny compared to their laptops.
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    as for laptop vs. netbook- this macbook always make my bagpack heavy. Regular laptop is always clunkier and heavier than netbook- so I need a device that still hv old fashioned value while being light and efficient. Who else? ^^

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeltninja View Post
    Not a fan of netbooks. I need to be able to see more than 5 lines of the Word document I'm composing or editing; and I'd prefer to be able to read a pdf article without needing to scroll every 3 seconds, thanks.

    -d-
    It depends on your task, I rarely use pdf ever and of course I won't open a shitload of multimedia in my netbook

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    Quote Originally Posted by counterspade View Post
    I'm quite content with my smartphone. It's not the 'biggest and best' phone out there, but it suits my needs, considering I use it for 90% of everything I do.

    I have to replace it, though. I managed to mess something up. The only thing I don't like about it is the fact that when I receive a text, it flashes the screen on. If it's in my pocket, then it manages to unlock itself and start doing random shit. Somewhere along the randomness, it kerfucked something up. Thank God I took out the insurance plan.


    and I like to sit on my phone too. ^^ I treated my phone quite a bitch..all my old phone have random crack on its screen (if they're not lost/gone), that's why I dread to go fancy even with older model of smart phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by secondmonkey View Post
    I used to say "I'll get a smartphone when they invent one that will give me a blow job". Then I found out about Grindr.....
    Then later to find out a pile of douches on Grindr, no thank you
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    I'd gladly have this 'phone'. I don't like smart phones particularly, that includes pads as well. A Kindle should be for reading, this new Kindle Fire changes its niche, which I find irritating. Phones need to be able to call people, I have a watch, don't need the time from it.
    but..but..if you use that kind of phone, you'll make people tripped over it

    Quote Originally Posted by JOHN B View Post
    Well, I have one up on ALL of you. I have no friends, so therefor I have no need for a phone. Think of the money I am saving by sitting in my room every nite crying my eyes out from loneliness. Haha!......bet you're jealous now........
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    I love my iPhone 4S. You'll have to pry my iPhone from my cold dead hand!
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    "killing a man should take long enough for one's conscience to get in the way."

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by LemonMonk View Post
    I don't like smart phones particularly, that includes pads as well. A Kindle should be for reading, this new Kindle Fire changes its niche, which I find irritating. Phones need to be able to call people, I have a watch, don't need the time from it.
    Yes, but by inference nothing needs to evolve, ever. Why should your tv be colour instead of black and white, and does it need to be more than 32"? Why should a portable media player plug into it when it can go into your computer? On that score, why bother with portable media when there is a dvd rental store down the road? And then, why bother with dvd rental when the movie will come on tv anyway? Etc.

    Sure, you can have a kindle, and an ipod, and a phone, and a watch, and a laptop, and carry them all around in the world's heaviest backpack with 17 different power packs and charging cables. Or you can have one or two things which do almost everything between them.

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeltninja View Post
    Sure, you can have a kindle, and an ipod, and a phone, and a watch, and a laptop, and carry them all around in the world's heaviest backpack with 17 different power packs and charging cables. Or you can have one or two things which do almost everything between them.
    This is why smartphones have become so popular. It's a music player. It's a camera. It's a camcorder. It's a web browser. It's a porn player. I've got the entire internet, every youtube video, every porn video, every song ever made all in my pocket! You can even make the occasional phone call! And it's so thin I forget it's in my pocket.

    It's only been very recently that a phone could do all these things and do them all well. My old "feature" phone claimed to do all that too, but it really sucked at all of it. It literally replaces a box full of other expensive devices that all need to be charged.
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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    In all honesty, I LOVE my smartphone----Droid Bionic---and am VERY addicted to downloading, free, phone apps off of Google Play. I do not like video games, but I have quite a few radio apps, and news apps. I even have a few that I never use,...like a tape measure, and a metal detector, lol. But I don't want to get rid of them because you never know when you might need them...
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    I'm so addicted to my smartphone I play games on it while watching TV, posting on JUB, while on walks with my dog. Middle-Earth is not going to conquer itself, and my alliance needs me damnit, I'm a War Chief!!!
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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by JOHN B View Post
    I even have a few that I never use,...like a tape measure, and a metal detector, lol. But I don't want to get rid of them because you never know when you might need them...
    They even have a penis size detector!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alister View Post
    I love my iPhone 4S. You'll have to pry my iPhone from my cold dead hand!
    Quote Originally Posted by JOHN B View Post
    In all honesty, I LOVE my smartphone----Droid Bionic---and am VERY addicted to downloading, free, phone apps off of Google Play. I do not like video games, but I have quite a few radio apps, and news apps. I even have a few that I never use,...like a tape measure, and a metal detector, lol. But I don't want to get rid of them because you never know when you might need them...
    Quote Originally Posted by Vitamin View Post
    I'm so addicted to my smartphone I play games on it while watching TV, posting on JUB, while on walks with my dog. Middle-Earth is not going to conquer itself, and my alliance needs me damnit, I'm a War Chief!!!
    you guys seem like advertising gadget to an Amish person. Those dont make me want it cause I've been living my life pretty content without them, so far ^^ and perhaps..maybe becuz I dont want to become a slut like Kabluey
    Quote Originally Posted by Kabluey View Post
    I think I have a real problem here. Need a Galaxy S4 kinda bad. And now.
    Is it wrong to offer up blow jobs for a white one? Blue one will do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by secondmonkey View Post
    They even have a penis size detector!
    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...2RldGVjdG9yIl0.
    This make me LOLed
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    About Google Play apps.....did you know that NASA has its own radio station that plays Indie Rock??!!

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...mdvdi5uYXNhIl0.

    Appy Geek is also a fav of mine....Any type of tech news you can think of....

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...YXBweWdlZWsiXQ..


    My next phone, when my plan expires, is probably going to be a Droid DNA....those things look cool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom View Post
    hi-tech is not always the best.
    I agree. This is mine:

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kien
    Same goes for laptops. Why do people want bigger laptops. My friends make fun of my acer netbook for being puny compared to their laptops.
    I have an acer netbook as well...its great as far as portability goes , but the small screen just isn't that great for some things...thats why you need more than one computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keeland View Post
    I agree. This is mine:

    all hipsters will cum over tad

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    Re: Look at mah phone!

    Not lying here

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    I just realized my phone actually has a faster processor, and higher screen resolution, than the computer I'm using right now.
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