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    Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I thought it would be funny to plan an elaborate hoax for today by spending months leading up to it.

    About 3/4 of a year ago, I was called in by my therapist and he told me that that Lithium I was taking was damaging my left kidney. So he took me off the pill and I went onto Cymbalta.

    I had an ultrasound about 4 months ago of my kidney. They decided to give me a CAT scan for more results.

    The results came back and I had several cysts on my kidney that were so small they werent going to do anything about it.

    Now Im not sure why but I think my uric acid blood levels were too high so I went for another ultrasound. She scanned my upper torso, including my liver


    I thought it would be funny to mention to others that you are having medical tests as you know April Fool's Day is around the corner. For example, in January, you could say you went to the doctor and they found something and you need some tests.

    So between Jan or Feb until today (April Fool's Day), there would be this build up that something is wrong with you medically and . . .

    . . . now the ironic part is that I go for test results of my second ultrasound on Tuesday (the day after April Fool's Day) and had I been thinking about it, I could have casually mentioned it here, and had some horrible test results that I couls use an an April Fool's joke.

    Oh well, my opportunity to do the above was all there leading up to today but I didnt do it and I had always thought if someone wanted to be clever they would mention medical problems in the recent past and play an April Fool's joke of family and friends.



    Have you had any April Fool's jokes played on you today or in the past?



    My best friend told me he had Aids (which would have been more believeable if he had done what I just described) but he didnt need to because I fell for it and I spent about two hours in trauma because I thought he had Aids.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I'm lost for words.
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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Bizarre. I wouldn't consider any of those things "jokes". A more appropriate word would be "cruel" and definitely not funny.



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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Yeah, not a fan of jokes that imply seriously medical complications/illnesses.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Yeah, even for me and my penchant for the tasteless, I'd think that was a step too far.

    If IGB or former JUB great BenF had done it, however, it would have been a hoot.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Moving on . . .

    (Youtube is sooooo slow today)




    (watch until the end)
    Last edited by M10000; April 1st, 2013 at 11:25 AM.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Any prank or joke involving illness or medical problems is leaving you wide open to Karma (as you have unfortunately found out) and are tasteless in the extreme

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    Don't like jokes concerning on health issues A college classmate joked about him (not on april's fools) having cancer. Then a week later he said it was fake. Needless to say a lot of people are pissed. Mostly because their family members actually passed away due to cancer. I personally avoid health jokes at all costs. (also because I am a very health-conscious person). Haven't really been pranked on April fool's since HS. Guess it's not popular anymore?

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I'm not seeing how joking about illness and serious conditions is funny as an April Fool's joke.


    But maybe you can scare someone next year.....

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I'm hoping this entire idea / thread is an April Fool's joke.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Quote Originally Posted by M10000 View Post
    Have you had any April Fool's jokes played on you today or in the past?
    I gave it a segway . . . (have you been fooled)?


    I was just taken in. I cant believe it. I wasnt thinking "its April Fools Day" because Ive been off the net for a few hours


    Sharon Osbourne announced she had eggs implanted and she is pregnant. I was coming online to post a thread and the question "Is she too old?" and she followed up in the next segment (on The Talk) she it was a joke. Damn. Ive been fooled twice today.

    First, it was "I Hate You BENDERBOY - Star Warrior" and now this.

    Ahhhhhh

    Im hermetically sealing myself for the rest of the day
    Last edited by M10000; April 1st, 2013 at 03:43 PM.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Good thing you didn't actually go through with this tasteless "joke". Karma's a bitch. That and it's just plain wrong to use something so serious and potentially impactful and relatable to many people (including those less fortunate).

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Yes, I can see it would have been poor taste. I wouldn't have done it anyways. It was just a thought (maybe because I had been on the receiving end previously)
    I have never even done an April Fool's joke. Hell, I've fallen for 2 jokes today

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    Quote Originally Posted by M10000 View Post
    I gave it a segway . . . (have you been fooled)?


    I was just taken in. I cant believe it. I wasnt thinking "its April Fools Day" because Ive been off the net for a few hours


    Sharon Osbourne announced she had eggs implanted and she is pregnant. I was coming online to post a thread and the question "Is she too old?" and she followed up in the next segment (on The Talk) she it was a joke. Damn. Ive been fooled twice today.

    First, it was "I Hate You BENDERBOY - Star Warrior" and now this.

    Ahhhhhh

    Im hermetically sealing myself for the rest of the day
    I can't believe anyone was taken in by that thread.

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I didn't know Benderboy's relationship with Star Warrior. Lets face it, he is a difficult person to get along with. He he

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    Re: Damn, it was all there for today. Why didnt I think of it?

    I went to the doctor today. It is for my blood pressure but I had had an ultrasound of my upper torso.

    My gall bladder is full of gall stones.

    Someone mentioned Karma (even though I wouldnt have done anything)




    I have to have a surgery via scope to remove them.

    Has anyone had experience with gall stones? He said its the next worse thing to childbirth (if not taken care of)
    Last edited by M10000; April 2nd, 2013 at 07:59 PM.

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