Don't get your panties in a twist.
There are enough white men to go around.
I know some of you are probably wondering why you can't land a hot white guy...but I promise if you're patient, you'll get one. Just wait it out and hang in there. Trust me...they are worth the fucking wait.
So, my fellow snow queens...share! When did you land your first white man?
I was 16 and still in high school. I had my first hot white guy. a tall, pale, dark-haired god. He had a thick piece of white meat. It was so beautiful. Pink, with a gorgeous mushroom head.
It was just the beginning of something wonderful. Since then, I've been blessed with the opportunity to service the needs of many a white man. I can't even begin to tell you all the bliss that comes with such an act.
Thank Gawd for blessing us with these gorgeous alabaster creatures.
Snow queens unite!
Now let us kneel at the alter of the almighty, beautiful creation that is the white man.