I got a misdemeanor DUI in college after being pulled over for speeding.
Spent a day in jail, paid thousands of dollars in fines, and now have a criminal record.
Glad nobody was hurt, learned a lesson, and my life has been fine ever since. Funny because many people that I know who attacked me for it drink and drive themselves, just haven't been caught.
I was a shithead as a teenager and thought everything was solved with your fists. Hell looking back now I think I fought to hide my sexuality... at least I didn't calm down until I came out to myself. Because of that wild youth and my early years in the service, I have been in the cells of many prisons, jails and lower forms of restriction for many different reasons. Never ever wanna go back and hopefully never will. Don't have a record to show for it, so that is good... I can say it is all about who you know and not necessarily who you blow....
At 13 I was taken into custody by the court, no public trail or defense, all be cause I had been kicked out of school for poor grades.
I was sent to a juvenile home for 1-1/2 yrs, ran away a few times from that, finally I was put in solitary for 3 days (long days) and then they slapped the cuffs on me and sent me back to the juvie home that I had ran from, I spent 18 mos. watching boys get raped and beat up, I was attacked but only had sex when I wanted it, was beat up by staff and fellow "inmates"
I still hate there fuckin asses. Sorry.
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I was in a middle east country having a night on the town with 2 French navy guys. (I know, right?) At closing time we couldn't get a taxi to take us back to the pier, they all claimed to be "closed". Well, I pulled a driver out of the cab and started to drive away. I guess the driver had a cell phone and called the authorities. In no time an armored car blocked the street. I backed up trying to get away, when a 2nd armored car blocked the rear. I told the frenchies to get and run, I think they were to busy pissing themselves and stayed behind and got caught. I managed to get away.
I stopped at their ship the next day and saw they had the shit beat out of them.
BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off. SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
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Yep. I beat the shit out of somebody who deserved it. I'm not afraid to do it again if I have to. Spent about 6 hours at the county jail, not much worse than going to the DMV.
Funny enough, when I left they had to give me back my weed and pipe, 'cause I have a medical marijuana card.
i was arrested, i was pulled over for some unknown reason and it turned out i had an arrest warrant for driving without my headlights on, i'm was sure that was dismissed. I was supper polite and nice and when i was arrested i was treated like dirt and pushed around just like i tried to kill someone. I was in cuffs for 4 hours, strip-searched, for 6 hours i was 4 feet away from a rapist a drug dealer and possibly a killer. Not sure if the stories they told were true but they seemed like they could walk the talk. The room smelled like shit, the guards wouldn't tell me the time, i think they turned me into a future murderer of fat cops.
Hell no. Been stopped police twice last month on my bike though. Gets annoying.
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