JustUsBoys.com gay porn forum

logo

remove these banner ads by becoming a JUB Supporter.

Results 1 to 22 of 22

Thread: Le fuck?

  1. #1
    ( ´・ _ ・) wha?
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Posts
    10,368

    Code of Conduct

    Le fuck?


  2. #2
    JockBoy87
    Guest

    Re: Le fuck?

    It's a parody. IKEA manuals never have any written instructions.

  3. #3
    JUB Addict HunterM's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Bisexual
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    6,466

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Oui...Le fuck!


  4. #4
    huh?
    FPNY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    North Westchester County NY
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Married
    Posts
    8,866

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    this belongs in the butch things you do thread......the OP not the moving thingie above...




    the first one is an automatic door closer looks cool, the others I can't figure out.
    FPNY
    Annoying JUBBERS since 2003

  5. #5
    Look, listen and rejoice oakpope's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Paris, France.
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    2,399

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    Magna Veritas


  6. #6
    JP.
    Guest

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by JockBoy87 View Post
    It's a parody. IKEA manuals never have any written instructions.
    I just know that, a thing to learn everyday

  7. #7
    Inactive
    star-warrior's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Home is where the heart is
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Bisexual
    Status
    Married
    Posts
    36,104
    Blog Entries
    9

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Shocking!
    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	580709_546127458753079_961031017_n.jpg 
Views:	7 
Size:	30.5 KB 
ID:	941490


  8. #8
    AshyPhoenix
    Guest

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    It's a way of amplifying sounds coming from a mobile phone using a jar.

  9. #9
    JUB Addict SaskGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Canada
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    1,662

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    I'm sure people are gonna make fun of me (and I wouldn't blame them haha)... but I so gotta try the mouse trap thing and the coat hanger thing!!!! Where did you get this picture from? are there more?
    The air horn thing would be a really good prank, and April Fool's Day is coming up... hmmm...

  10. #10
    JUB Addict EuroSoccer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Bisexual
    Status
    Open Relationship
    Posts
    1,312

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?
    Nope, that's popular in all Europe too........
    I haven't got a clue where it comes from though.

    For example one of the most popular use of le+something is "Le arrogant" when describing a French person............
    Last edited by EuroSoccer; March 30th, 2013 at 02:31 AM.

  11. #11
    Look, listen and rejoice oakpope's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Paris, France.
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    2,399

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    ^ Le slap in your face

    Ashy : I don't get the 'amplifying' thing. How can you amplify waves without a source of energy ? Changing the tone, I get it, amplifying I don't.
    Magna Veritas


  12. #12
    AshyPhoenix
    Guest

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    ^ Le slap in your face

    Ashy : I don't get the 'amplifying' thing. How can you amplify waves without a source of energy ? Changing the tone, I get it, amplifying I don't.
    I just meant it sounds louder. Sorry for the confusion.

  13. #13
    Count Hedgecula freefall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Jakarta
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    6,685
    Blog Entries
    26

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    Number 2 is a manual of changing a cloth wire hanger to a toilet paper holder.
    Number 3, as Ashy said, is to make your cellphone ring more audible (though I also thought it makes the phone vibration more audible).
    Number 4 - the weirdest of all - is a notifier when someone enters the room - plus warning not to use cellophane tapes to dress up as a mummy.

    I definitely don't get the fourth
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

  14. #14
    Quality posting since 2K7 Nishin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Europe
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    2,550

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    What the fuck? The fuck? Le fuck?


    C'est quoi ce bordel? C'te bordel? Bordel?

    Closest I can think of ...


    Don't know what to do with n°3 either... doesn't sound need air to propagate?
    Do you need to delay answer machine some more to provide time to open the jar and catch the phone?
    Pointless
    Last edited by Nishin; March 30th, 2013 at 04:18 AM.

  15. #15
    JUB Addict wilbur33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Australia
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    1,113

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    The jar isn't sealed.

  16. #16
    JUB Addict EuroSoccer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Bisexual
    Status
    Open Relationship
    Posts
    1,312

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    ^ Le slap in your face


    See it works like a charm.........that's exactly how you use it

  17. #17
    JUB Addict
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Amsterdam
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Widower
    Posts
    9,522

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Le fuck, c'est chuque...


  18. #18
    JockBoy87
    Guest

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur33 View Post
    The jar isn't sealed.
    so that's how the worms got in...

  19. #19
    PerScientiam AdJustitiam bankside's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Middle of Snowwhere.
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Married (to a man)
    Posts
    16,066
    Blog Entries
    2

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    No sense in English either.

    "What the fuck?" was shortened in internet slang to "the fuck" sometime in the last 5 years, annoyingly so. This, in franglais, «le fuck».

    But the difficulty is, "What the fuck" does not really make sense in English to begin with.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte. And Joseph Wilcox.

  20. #20
    Inactive
    star-warrior's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Home is where the heart is
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Bisexual
    Status
    Married
    Posts
    36,104
    Blog Entries
    9

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?



  21. #21

    Re: Le fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Le 'something'. It has no sense in French actually. I wonder where that comes from in the USA ?

    I can understand 1, 2 and 4, but 3 ?
    Please explain why "Le 'something' " has no sense in French. "Le" modifies a noun. In idiomatic English, fuck is a noun as well as a verb. (For example: It was the best fuck I've ever had--the guy really knows how to fuck.)

    My understanding of French is neither idiomatic or subtle enough to understand the distinction. "Pepe le moko"? "Le kepi"? I'm lost.

    In any case, I understand that Renault sold a car in the US into the 1980's (?) called "Le Car". I don't think it was much of a success, so perhaps it became the source of jokes. I believe it was the last attempt by Renault to break into the American market.
    Last edited by LatimerRd; March 31st, 2013 at 04:28 PM.

  22. #22
    Quality posting since 2K7 Nishin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Europe
    Gender
    Male
    Orientation
    Gay
    Status
    Single
    Posts
    2,550

    Code of Conduct

    Re: Le fuck?

    ^ le = the
    Simple as that

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | About JustUsBoys.com | Site Map | RSS | Webmasters | Advertise | Link to JUB | Report A Bug on this Page

Visit our sister sites: Broke Straight Boys | CollegeDudes.com | CollegeBoyPhysicals.com | RocketTube
All models appearing on JustUsBoys.com were over 18 at the time of photography. The records for sexually explicit images required by U.S. 2257 are kept by the
individual producers of the images. The location of the records is available by clicking the Custodian of Records link at the bottom of each gallery page.
© 2012 JustUsBoys.com. The JustUsBoys.com name and logo are registered trademarks. Labeled with ICRA and RTA. Member of ASACP and The Free Speech Coalition.