Well, this is a start. Scalia's name isn't in my spell check. But anyway if only this wasn't a joke page.
Scalia Furious He Has to Hear About Gay Couples All Week
March 28, 2013
Bitter Scalia Leaves U.S.
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Justice Antonin Scalia dropped a bombshell on the Supreme Court today, announcing his decision to resign from the Court “effective immediately” and leave the United States forever.
Calling this week “by far the worst week of my life,” Justice Scalia lashed out at his fellow-Justices and the nation, saying, “I don’t want to live in a sick, sick country that thinks the way this country apparently thinks.”
Justice Scalia said that he had considered fleeing to Canada, “but they not only have gay marriage but also national health care, which is almost as evil.”