- Professional troll
- Assistant Opinion Editor at Breitbart.com
- Research intern at Fox News
- Unemployed after Romney's campaign shutdown after his stunning defeat*
- House Majority Towel Boy**
* - either because you were a campaign staffer or because you are Mitt Romney hanging out on a gay forum.
** - other duties as required
I'm hoping it's one of those, because then you can at least have SOME credibility when it comes to talking about these things.