Lords before hos

[belamo]

If you had something like a voucher for $200 that you could use ONLY in a choice between a fine mid-XIXth edition of the works of Lord Byron, or one or a couple of hours with a manwhore/date with sex (for those who insist on making a finicky distinction) to your liking, what would you choose?

[BENDERBOY]

The whore of course.

[belamo]

The whore of course.

BEND, what a surprise... you were dreaming of a voucher for Cupidland

[BENDERBOY]

BEND, what a surprise... you were dreaming of a voucher for Cupidland

The shade.

[Nishin]

Hopefully I don't need to pay for a hook ...
the book can be re-sold on ebay

[belamo]

The shade.

I beg your pardon?

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Hopefully I don't need to pay for a hook ...
the book can be re-sold on ebay

But in old-books-infested France you need to pay for "a book"

[PreTTy PeTe]

none of the above.

[Nishin]

But in old-books-infested France you need to pay for "a book"

I guess they're considered more valuable

[belamo]

I guess they're considered more valuable

So you go for the for-free trash that nobody else wants

[oakpope]

The book.

I would be more than suspicious of a date organized by our beloved Belamo

[belamo]

The book.

I would be more than suspicious of a date organized by our beloved belamo

Are you calling me "procuress"?
You would be given the opportunity, not even the money, much less personally by me, to enjoy a date or a piece of fuck with a dream guy... would you picck up a dream book instead?

[pat grimshaw]

Belamo, I'd rather have a week with you showing me around BCN and a week with your Mom's cooking.

[belamo]

pat! I admit, today I happened to be intrigued about what would be YOUR reaction to this thread... but I had never fathomed anything like that

[CupidBoy]

BEND, what a surprise... you were dreaming of a voucher for Cupidland

He don't need to pay for dis hunty.

[belamo]

He don't need to pay for dis hunty.

No flowers, no dinner, no condoms, no ljwbe?

[Nishin]

So you go for the for-free trash that nobody else wants

That happens sometimes, that way they can't be too picky

[bankside]

The book...

[pat grimshaw]

I can get the late george byron's words in a library. Or on line.

The fine mid-XIXth edition of the book? That's different from the words and expensive objects like that belong untouched in a museum or in a millionaire's house. (Like it's insane that brain-dead billionaires spend a million on Van Gogh's daubings when all he got was three francs.)

A couple of hours with a manwhore/date with sex? It's true I was excited last Thursday night when I saw Jessy Ares at a coffee lounge obviously waiting to be picked up. And a friend of mine saw Francois Sagat eating a greasy kebab at a kebab shop two hours before he was due to perform on stage. (He told me that Francois was too tired to get a boner on stage.)

Some men excite me. Alessandro Calza excites me. Listen to him belching and picking his nose while talking about the men who get him hard.

But still, I know you're not as pretty as Alessandro but you're real.

[belamo]

I can get the late george byron's words in a library. Or on line.

The fine mid-XIXth edition of the book? That's different from the words and expensive objects like that belong untouched in a museum or in a millionaire's house. (Like it's insane that brain-dead billionaires spend a million on Van Gogh's daubings when all he got was three francs.)

A couple of hours with a manwhore/date with sex? It's true I was excited last Thursday night when I saw Jessy Ares at a coffee lounge obviously waiting to be picked up. And a friend of mine saw Francois Sagat eating a greasy kebab at a kebab shop two hours before he was due to perform on stage. (He told me that Francois was too tired to get a boner on stage.)

Some men excite me. Alessandro Calza excites me. Listen to him belching and picking his nose while talking about the men who get him hard.

But still, I know you're not as pretty as Alessandro but you're real.

A $200 volume, of the finest works of Byron, in a mere maroquin binding, is "expensive"?
What belongs to a museum or a "rich man's home" are the $30000-$60000 manuscripts that appeared under the same search.

Jesse Ares? ugh! François Sagat? aaaarrrrghhhhh!!! belching, nose-picking?!!!

[belamo]

That happens sometimes, that way they can't be too picky

I always assume even trash are allowed their share of pride and self-love

[Zaphod]

Well, the sex. I am really not a particular fan of Byron. Now, if I could use the money to go back in time and have sex with Byron, I might consider that.

[pat grimshaw]

^ didn't he have syphilis as well as being bad, mad and dangerous to know?

[medic1]

I always assume even trash are allowed their share of pride and self-love

Well that is something you should know about , did you not post a while back that you always pay for your sex ?....

[pat grimshaw]

fair enough

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Can I trade it in for cash?

[belamo]

Well that is something you should know about , did you not post a while back that you always pay for your sex ?....

Yes, so..? do you remeber the reasons too? or is it enough gor you that you assume it is only because nobody wants to do it with someone you don't like... not even the ones that get paid for it, or the one who wanted to do it for free because they thought that being considered young and kjwte gives them the privilege to ride on anyone they please?

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Can I trade it in for cash?

Again. No.

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fair enough

what.......

[Vitamin]

The whore.

My name is Vitamin, and I'm a sex addict.

[belamo]

The whore.

My name is Vitamin, and I'm a sex addict.

Hi, Vitamin. The group accepts and loves you.

[pat grimshaw]

I was abed last night and as I tossed I sought to remind myself of the Byronic words I know.

I sought in vain. So this morning I turned to Google—


“In secret we met -
In silence I grieve,
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive.

“The great object of life is sensation- to feel that we exist, even though in pain.”

“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more”

“Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.”

“If I do not write to empty my mind, I go mad.”

[belamo]

I was abed last night and as I tossed I sought to remind myself of the Byronic words I know.

I sought in vain. So this morning I turned to Google—


“In secret we met -
In silence I grieve,
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive.

“The great object of life is sensation- to feel that we exist, even though in pain.”

“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more”

“Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.”

“If I do not write to empty my mind, I go mad.”

I could start quoting Don Juan, but I would probably end up just copy-pasting entire bardic recitations of the poem ... the fact that it has not been acknowledge as the truly great epic in British literature, or as the true pendant to Shakespeare, rather than Dickens, gives reason to hate this irrational and blind world

The idea of buying a new edition, is because I'd like to have something more of his lesser and shorter poems, even at the expense of including the sort of romanticist crap you quoted, or The Siege of Corinth or The Curse of Minerva, or She walks in beauty, or Oh talk not to me, or So, we'll go no more a-roving, just for the sake of seasoning and enjoying his metrical craftmanship, but without the letters and all that fluff.

[pat grimshaw]

... this irrational and blind world...

1. We have entered the digital age. Most of the great treasures of the world are now available on line. I don't have the need to possess the things the way I used to.

2. I have long been a fan of the pragmatic Huxleys.




Thomas Henry Huxley —along with friend Charles Darwin— maintained we are bodies without souls. He talked of all the sensations and pleasures being reduced down to tiny brain impulses. His grandson Aldous Huxley talks of us taking a tiny soma pill which provides a virtual substitute for all the great, sensual and intellectual pleasures.

The fine mid-XIXth edition of the works of Lord Byron will turn to dust in a millennium; a couple of hours with a manwhore will result in some sperm and some memories which will turn to dust in a few decades.

[Swellegant]

I've read Byron, didn't care much for him, and I doubt the experience would be enhanced by being a "fine edition." But I've never been with a whore, so ... as The Lady said, when given a choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet.

[JockBoy87]

The book.

You know how easy it is to pick up a manwhore for free?

[LatimerRd]

Byron has been of little interest to me. Perhaps he should be. In any case, I'd love a fine first edition of "The Young Melbourne", David Cecil's biography of William Lamb, the devoted and long-suffering husband of Byron's mistress, Caroline Lamb (of mad, bad fame). My favorite biography.

Alessandro Calza is beautiful. Beautiful speaking Italian, and just as beautiful speaking English--I found a clip of him speaking English in another movie, "Ciao".

Thank you, Mr Grimshaw, for the introduction.

[belamo]

I've read Byron, didn't care much for him, and I doubt the experience would be enhanced by being a "fine edition." But I've never been with a whore, so ... as The Lady said, when given a choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet.

Dibs on the two kneeling to the left of the pic

[belamo]

1. We have entered the digital age. Most of the great treasures of the world are now available on line. I don't have the need to possess the things the way I used to.

2. I have long been a fan of the pragmatic Huxleys.




Thomas Henry Huxley —along with friend Charles Darwin— maintained we are bodies without souls. He talked of all the sensations and pleasures being reduced down to tiny brain impulses. His grandson Aldous Huxley talks of us taking a tiny soma pill which provides a virtual substitute for all the great, sensual and intellectual pleasures.

The fine mid-XIXth edition of the works of Lord Byron will turn to dust in a millennium; a couple of hours with a manwhore will result in some sperm and some memories which will turn to dust in a few decades.

If you trust all your books to ONLY an electronic edition, you know your library will be lost for posterity, don't you, because if won't even reach the next computer revolution, let alone a millennium. Even acid-soaked paper will last longer. As for the memory of your Huxley's crap, it surely would be more everlasting than a really satisfying ho... you are the typical sex-illiterate pompous little-brains that would have been a perfect Catholic nazi in the European Middle Ages.

I've read Byron, didn't care much for him, and I doubt the experience would be enhanced by being a "fine edition." But I've never been with a whore, so ... as The Lady said, when given a choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet.

Ok, maybe I will add the one to the far right, or trade it for the second from the left kneeling in front of the mistress pimp, and maybe consider more carefully the other one flexing his kneels to her left.

Byron has been of little interest to me. Perhaps he should be. In any case, I'd love a fine first edition of "The Young Melbourne", David Cecil's biography of William Lamb, the devoted and long-suffering husband of Byron's mistress, Caroline Lamb (of mad, bad fame). My favorite biography.

Alessandro Calza is beautiful. Beautiful speaking Italian, and just as beautiful speaking English--I found a clip of him speaking English in another movie, "Ciao".

Thank you, Mr Grimshaw, for the introduction.

The book.

You know how easy it is to pick up a manwhore for free?

I know how easy it is for so many to take crap for chocolate, and royally dismiss Byron for a gossip scribbler or a cheap wop
You know, after many experiences of this kind along the years, I came to the conviction that "elitism" is not something that is imposed from above as something that is set apart from the bottom.

[JP.]

If you had something like a voucher for $200 that you could use ONLY in a choice between a fine mid-XIXth edition of the works of Lord Byron, or one or a couple of hours with a manwhore/date with sex (for those who insist on making a finicky distinction) to your liking, what would you choose?

Love my hoes

[belamo]

Maybe I should have voted for the hos instead of taking the other option.
Oh well, in real life I have not made my choice yet

[JP.]

C'mon belamo..I can make you forgetting the heck of Lord Byron..

He said... ^

[belamo]

C'mon belamo..I can make you forgetting the heck of Lord Byron..

He said... ^

Fluffy, fugly, not manly enough, not boyish enough... I would rather do a Huxley.

[rareboy]

Well, I can't imagine paying for sex, but in the event that I would, I'd by a paperback of Byron and read it while I was getting slammed against the wall by a slab of manwhore beef.

[JP.]

Fluffy, fugly, not manly enough, not boyish enough... I would rather do a Huxley.

Fluffy?

Fluffy?

Fluffy?!!



Well, that what happens if I mix my personal taste for my client
I guess, you're not the only one told me that my type of hoes aren't too butch nor too boyish (in interim), someone here told me so, hmm...forgot who said that?..

Anyway..I swear you must be smitten frm some

[JP.]

*some are quite a literati

O yeah! Lex told me that

[Nishin]

This one ...



... mine

[belamo]

This one ...



... mine

If I had not let it go foor you to try him too, you would have not missed anything.

[star-warrior]

I have no need for either. I'd send you the voucher belamo, to redeem as you choose fit.

[belamo]

I have no need for either. I'd send you the voucher belamo, to redeem as you choose fit.

How and why would you have a voucher that YOU would decide to send BACK to ME?

[Nishin]

If I had not let it go foor you to try him too, you would have not missed anything.

not to merely "try" him... he's a keeper

[star-warrior]

If you had something like a voucher for $200 that you could use ONLY in a choice between a fine mid-XIXth edition of the works of Lord Byron, or one or a couple of hours with a manwhore/date with sex (for those who insist on making a finicky distinction) to your liking, what would you choose?

I have no need for either. I'd send you the voucher belamo, to redeem as you choose fit.

How and why would you have a voucher that YOU would decide to send BACK to ME?

You didn't say it was from you and I know not from whence it came.

I just assumed that you would make better use of the voucher than I would since the choices seem to coincide with two of your pleasures in life.

I would ask you to forward your address so I could forward it to you.

[pat grimshaw]

His picture's more interesting than his words.




I only found five items for post #29. He was a bon-vivant more than a wordsmith, I say