The day JUB was created!!!!
Everything you need and use daily:
heating for cooking .... etc
NEVER LISTEN TO A ONE SIDED STORY AND JUDGE.
The invention of the common kitchen refrigerator witch also brought us to modern household intercommunication through the use of the refrigerator magnet.
There are many to thank for the computer and the internet, but to name a few, thank Joseph Marie Jacquard, IBM, the US Defense Dept creating Arpanet, Sun Microsystems, William von Meister,Ward Christensen, Compuserv, Tim Berners-Lee and CERN.
The most momentous event in history hasn't happened yet.....
It will be when PreTTy PeTe and Sir Ron meet in the flesh!
Once We are in each other's arms and our tongues have met, then it will be the most momentous moment!
(Love ya' PeTe!)
The Three Musketeers... Bashful, Chrisglass, and Ronboy!
Perhaps the most important thing NOT mentioned yet, was the invention of the boat. It became possible to travel between parts of the world which were entirely separated by water, and it certainly made Europe and northern Africa much more accessible to each other.
BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off. SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
NEVER HAVE UNPROTECTED phone sex! Otherwise, you may later end up with hearing AIDS!
P. J. O'Rourke (Republican humorist, paraphrased): Clinton will be a disaster, but within normal parameters. Donald Trump will be a disaster in ways that no one could possibly imagine.
without a doubt, America.
Either the invention of the wheelbarrow or grammar. Takes yer pick.
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Penicillin. Before it, venereal diseases were treated with mercury based compounds.
All were mentioned, but I'm gonna reiterate:
-The shift to agriculture. It allowed for early humans to give up their nomadic lifestyle, settle in one place, and create civilizations
-The Industrial Revolution. Really jumpstarted civilization into a new era of living
-The rise of Christianity. Its effects can still be seen today
Biggest event in human history would have to be the ability of humans to communicate with each other.
Second would be the invention of electricity -- think of life without it.
The birth of Christ.
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