I never said anything about south pacific
I know, but I'm buried under so much snow that even the 10-mile-long periscope extension is too short. So I figured that if there's any justice in the universe, the Rainbow Flag would fly over a South Pacific island, even if it means no child labour in coal mines.
What would CDC's budget be in relation to defense spending in this gay country?
I can totally see the tourist promotion video for this lol. And the national flag is going to be of rainbow colour lol! Athletes competing for the country would be wearing rainbow sweaters
Wait, we are separating the lesbians and gays from each other, too?
Lol, this thread just got even worse.
I am addicted to straight boys and love girls too, so I will visit you for my holidays.
I think it'll become more problematic (if we're using fresh start from our history) maybe in another planet, but not a homosexuality on earth.
2. This also won't work. We need to take a stand from time to time, otherwise we'll turn into Switzerland - an expensive place to live in with loads of chocolate, German hikers, and a very efficient train service.
3. Agreed. I assume the lesbian will have alternate weekends off, as a show of good faith?
4. No straights won't work. Whose sexuality would we endlessly speculate over, and who would we seduce?
You CLEARLY haven't thought this through AT ALL!
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That would be a modern day Sodom & Gomorrah, and you know what happened to those queens.
You know who we've completely forgotten to even mention up till now? TRANNIES!!!
If a person is born a woman and then becomes a man attracted to women is that person gay or straight? What should Gay Island do with trannies?
My God, we really haven't thought this through.
No transsexuals aren't gay, unless they are also gay.
I've heard though that it's pretty common for men-to-women transsexuals to be bi, sometimes lesbian.
Sexuality and gender identity aren't the same thing so.
How would you organize it ? First of all it would be called Gaytonia, officially the Most Serene Republic of Gaytonia. With the basic division of powers: executive, legislative and Judicial. Currency would be called the Kiki and its national anthem would be "its okay to be gay" by Tomboy.
Would it be welcoming to straight people ? Of course it would.
Children would be born, and if they are straight, what should be done ? Children would be born of course but aside from them being gay or straight, there would be a much better opportunity for them in Gaytonia, since conception would be assisted the population growth would be more sustainable and all natural resources like food, wood, water, etc. would be abundant, as well as jobs, quality education, healthcare, you name it.
Would Hollywood migrate ? Possibly.
Would the economy be much different from the other countries ? Yes, much more stable.
Would the country be a Republic, a Constitutional Monarchy ? Other ? Constitutional monarchy most likely, a nation of queens of course.
Would there be enough people interested for an army ? Absolutely. There are armies of GSD's throughout the world celebrating in gay pride parades, why should they not be interested in a country that offers them freedom and the opportunity to have the life they wish to live.
What would be the diplomacy of this country ? Versus Western Nations, versus Iran ? versus China ? Generally, the national motto would be:"oh, be nice".
How would life be different in this country ? Beautiful architecture, clean streets, fantastic nightlife and entertainment, well cultured, very respectful and happy people, no pollution, great food, gorgeous clothes, no homeless people since there would be a place for every face and someone for everyone in Gaytonia.
How religions would be treated ? as long as they dont speak hate of different but good people, all religions are welcome.
Would there be a common language ? There would not be one official language, there would be 6 at least. English, Spanish, French, German, Mandarin and Portuguese.
Yes but you asked whether they are gay or straight.
Damn, we're trying to eliminate the transsexuals, too? What a deliciously hateful "fun" thread this is turning out to be.
I wouldn't say that JUB is a place that distressed LGBTs have. I'd say the G's (men) only are 100% welcome here. Everyone else gets a hint of shade thrown at them.
Some of you are taking this way too seriously.
No one works and everyone's income is above average.
I'd rather just go to Disneyland.