Sea monster caught in New Jersey... scary

[animalius]

I've known about these guys, but damn I didn't know they could get this big. I'm staying the hell away from New Jersey.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2766048.html

[rareboy]

Gee.

I'll bet he feels like the hero for killing it.

[dereperez]

ah lampreys...yeah those are freaky lookin

[Beachguyj]

That's Snookie's baby.

[Scealle]

FUKKK!!!!!! I HATE blood sucking parasites! Not mention these are so freaking big!!!!!!! FUKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Why do they exist in this world? Most disgusting creature God ever created

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Now we know what happened to Ann Coulter's penis after her operation.

[borg69unimatrix]

FUKKK!!!!!! I HATE blood sucking parasites! Not mention these are so freaking big!!!!!!! FUKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Why do they exist in this world? Most disgusting creature God ever created

They're under your bed right now, waiting for you !!!!

http://www.tentaclestube.com/images/...tacles-sex.jpg

[Vannie]

OMG! SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES! Its Moby Dick lookin for some ass! Don't take your bathing suit off! Don't bend over!

*squeals with horror*

[Scealle]

They're under your bed right now, waiting for you !!!!

http://www.tentaclestube.com/images/...tacles-sex.jpg

I'd rather be dead then late these things rape me

[Corny]

How is this news Lampreys are hardly unknown. What will the next story be about? Sea cucumber? OMG living penis found!

[DigitalFudge]

Bye

[sexylatinboy]

OMG! that is so creepy.

[animalius]

How is this news Lampreys are hardly unknown. What will the next story be about? Sea cucumber? OMG living penis found!

This is news because nobody knew they could grow this big. Blood sucking parasites aren't suppose to be bigger than their victims. Can you think of any fish that's even that big in the great lakes?

[Scealle]

How is this news Lampreys are hardly unknown. What will the next story be about? Sea cucumber? OMG living penis found!

LOL your post reminded me of the Korean Penis Fish lol aka Urechis unicinctus
I find them strangely arousing lol!

[borg69unimatrix]

LOL your post reminded me of the Korean Penis Fish lol aka Urechis unicinctus
I find them strangely arousing lol!

People eat that ????

I wouldn't make it in a foreign country.

[Scealle]

People eat that ????

I wouldn't make it in a foreign country.

Yeah! Haha I think it's a type of delicacy in Korea and Japan. I heard it's good for men lol.
I watched it on a traveling show once and the host touched it. It's actually very squishy

[unloadonme]

It's only a lamprey. They're not so uncommon and they're certainly not monsters. King Henry I of England is reputed to have died after eating a surfeit of lampreys.

[borg69unimatrix]

It's only a lamprey. They're not so uncommon and they're certainly not monsters. King Henry I of England is reputed to have died after eating a surfeit of lampreys.

Did they chew their way back out???

[xbuzzerx]

There is SERIOUSLY n asty stuff in the ocean.

[Scealle]

There is SERIOUSLY n asty stuff in the ocean.

Oh Snapz that is some disturbing looking nasties I know previously someone posted a type of deep sea jelly fish that look like a floating blanket. DISTURBING!

[Lefty]

I'd rather be dead then late these things rape me

That one is a teenager, They only give serious blowjobs. When they reach full

maturation, they morph into IRS agents or politicians... Now they just want your cock,

then they will devour your heart, your soul, your very balls...

And then take your Ass.

[thatgirl]

Welp. I think I've lost my appetite for the rest of the day.

This thread. I thought it was gonna be about a cool/cute looking monster.

And those things in Buzzer's video...

[xbuzzerx]

They're apparently deep sea vent worms, or at least that's the consensus. Nasty though right?

[LeicsDom]

That aint that big and scary. Try googling Conger Eels

http://www.gofishing.co.uk/upload/16...ull%20size.JPG

[RazorzEdge88]

There is SERIOUSLY n asty stuff in the ocean.

And as a shark, it's your duty to warn us about these hideous creatures.

[RazorzEdge88]

Attn: Land-dwelling beast also spotted in New Jersey! Caution: yet to be slain!!

[xbuzzerx]

And as a shark, it's your duty to warn us about these hideous creatures.

Of course.

Check out these things-- if anyone recalls, two years ago or so uncontrolled population explosion of these jellyfish was resulting in capsizing fishing boats that accidentally caught one of these in nets. Also, they completely ruin anything that touches them, slimy toxin all over any fish it touches.

[thatgirl]

They're apparently deep sea vent worms, or at least that's the consensus. Nasty though right?

I guess they don't look so nasty underwater cos when I Google imaged 'deep sea vent worms' there were these pretty red flowering things.

That aint that big and scary. Try googling Conger Eels

http://www.gofishing.co.uk/upload/16...ull%20size.JPG

WHOA. That is crazy.

[xbuzzerx]

I guess they don't look so nasty underwater cos when I Google imaged 'deep sea vent worms' there were these pretty red flowering things.

Some variety of those, yeah, obviously a different type, though if you see them pulled out of their tubes (which are like shells) they're nasty as hell. Like inside-out earthworms.

[Scealle]

I guess they don't look so nasty underwater cos when I Google imaged 'deep sea vent worms' there were these pretty red flowering things.

What's pretty on the outside may not always be pretty on the inside

[xbuzzerx]

Stuff that washed up (yeah a lot of them are known species, but still odd looking) after the SE Asian tsunami.

[thatgirl]

^ @ 0:54. It's like a baby shark.. thing.

[Scealle]

Some of them look like they are reference for Pokemon or Digimon.

[RazorzEdge88]

Of course.

Check out these things-- if anyone recalls, two years ago or so uncontrolled population explosion of these jellyfish was resulting in capsizing fishing boats that accidentally caught one of these in nets. Also, they completely ruin anything that touches them, slimy toxin all over any fish it touches.

Star Fox 64...was a reality!

[star-warrior]

That lamprey mouth, vagina dentata.