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    Oh My God It's Back

    So as you know, we had a problem with a rabid bandersnatch getting inside and breaking things and making a mess by shitting on the floor.

    Just when we thought that we were rid of it, it appears that it may be back.

    Now we don't necessarily want to poison it....or let the cats rip it to pieces....

    There are lots of places that it could go where it would be free to be as annoying as it wishes....

    We may need suggestions as to how we convince it to slink off to other climes.

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    live animal trap

    you can buy on Ebay. I had a squirrel. After using it, resell on ebay to get some money back

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    Only one way to get rid of this bandersnatch...go find Perseus...

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Is that a euphemism for



    ?


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    Science has proven ignoring problems ineffective in their removal. I have figured out that the best way to deal with rabid bandersnatches is to make them feel as unwelcome as possible, in every conceivable way possible. Which is also quite enjoyable.
    That we are capable only of being what we are, remains our unforgivable sin.
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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    M10000, thank you for your input, but I think we're referring to a problem that needs something more drastic than a trap. I, myself, advise for a hammer. Swiftly brandished and used.
    Magna Veritas


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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    has anybody actually tried using a mirror?
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    Deserves a JUB Supporter Membership to divert it.

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    I, myself, advise for a hammer. Swiftly brandished and used.
    Sledge, jack, claw, or ball peen?

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    You all know you missed her/him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolyo85 View Post
    Science has proven ignoring problems ineffective in their removal. I have figured out that the best way to deal with rabid bandersnatches is to make them feel as unwelcome as possible, in every conceivable way possible. Which is also quite enjoyable.
    I agree. I have never in 15~ years of foruming ever seen a troll "ignored' out of a forum. Ever. Nor could you ever get an entire community, including people who lurk or only occasionally post and can't tell that a troll is a troll and not a serious poster, to never respond to it en masse.

    SS is still here and I'm pretty sure 90% of the forum utterly ignores his posts. It doesn't work.

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    ^ Couldn't agree more Buzzer and Roly

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    It doesn't work.
    It works for me. It does wonders for my sanity.

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    I'm gonna Yahoo this to see what this is all about
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    I looked it up, easy to get rid of, bite the head off....
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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Of course, a lot of people seem to love having a bandersnatch hanging around the house because they enjoy the thrill of the hunt and there is something to be said for that as well.

    I certainly will be keeping my own eyes open for it.

    One piece of advice in handling one is to corner it and then make it mad. The rabid bandersnatch is not particualarly bright, but it is an emotional and illogical creature and is easily confused.

    It can even self-destruct if provoked. The trick is to make sure that you don't do it in such a way that it can harm you.


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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    Of course, a lot of people seem to love having a bandersnatch hanging around the house because they enjoy the thrill of the hunt and there is something to be said for that as well.

    I certainly will be keeping my own eyes open for it.

    One piece of advice in handling one is to corner it and then make it mad. The rabid bandersnatch is not particualarly bright, but it is an emotional and illogical creature and is easily confused.

    It can even self-destruct if provoked. The trick is to make sure that you don't do it in such a way that it can harm you.

    Meh, I just bite the head off the fucker.....
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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    So as you know, we had a problem with a rabid bandersnatch
    What is a bandersnatch?

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    Feed the trolls, tuppence a thread...


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    Quote Originally Posted by LeicsDom View Post
    What is a bandersnatch?
    A creation of Lewis 'Jabberwocky' Carroll: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/bandersnatch

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    You have a bandersnatch problem?

    Get a vorpal sword!

    It shouldn't be too different from a jabberwock problem.
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    *sigh*

    I never trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn't die.
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    Doesn't it just make you frumious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    *sigh*

    I never trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn't die.
    The quote is "that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"
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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Cage it and keep it as a pet?
    LOL

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    Just give the damned thing 20mg Warfarin!

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Figure out what he/she/it hates the most...then become it.

    It is always alot less messy and infinitely more effective when they think it is their idea to ignore you.

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    I thought this thread was going to be about Medusa

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastofeden View Post
    Figure out what he/she/it hates the most...then become it.
    A gay man?

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Gathering supposed troll will look at these posts for guidance on how to misdirect it. Why even give it one second of your energy?
    You're only going to give it more energy, more power.... but hey, whatever! You ignore trolls period... but it amuses me when the holier than thou try to lord it upon their lessers with their brilliance, cleverness, and oh so delicious sense of ironic bitchiness.
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    Maybe we can find it a bridge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    Gathering supposed troll will look at these posts for guidance on how to misdirect it. Why even give it one second of your energy?
    You're only going to give it more energy, more power.... but hey, whatever! You ignore trolls period... but it amuses me when the holier than thou try to lord it upon their lessers with their brilliance, cleverness, and oh so delicious sense of ironic bitchiness.
    lololol. AMazing.

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    Don't forget the old trick of putting a towel around your head since it figures if you can't see it, it can't see you. Thus deceived, it will reveal itself to you, and you can have at it.

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolyo85 View Post
    The quote is "that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"
    I have my serious doubts as to whether this one stops at 5 days. I think it's stuck in perpetual PMS. The flow is never ending.
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    A gay man?
    lol


    simply


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    Could somebody enlighten me, please?

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by AshyPhoenix View Post
    Could somebody enlighten me, please?
    They're talking about Medusa who, apparently, has been unbanned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post

    I have my serious doubts as to whether this one stops at 5 days. I think it's stuck in perpetual PMS. The flow is never ending.
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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    Quote Originally Posted by gsdx View Post
    They're talking about Medusa who, apparently, has been unbanned.
    AHA! I didn't know either. Now it all makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsdx View Post
    They're talking about Medusa who, apparently, has been unbanned.
    Thanks. I thought we were talking about Waffles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsdx View Post
    They're talking about Medusa who, apparently, has been unbanned.
    OMG I thought we were talking about our rabid bandersnatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshyPhoenix View Post
    Thanks. I thought we were talking about Waffles.

    You can’t just read it as one word, silly.

    You have to say it out loud as three words.

    Like this;

    JUBber #1 - “What ever happened to that she-troll?”

    JUBber #2 - “They bandersnatch.”


    Tacky, I know, but still . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    ... but it amuses me when the holier than thou try to lord it upon their lessers with their brilliance, cleverness, and oh so delicious sense of ironic bitchiness.
    I agree.

    I am glad Medusa is back if only for the fact he pisses off so many in the "herd".
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

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    Re: Oh My God It's Back

    ^ And I'm so glad she's back because it gives a whole cluster of pissy little queens a chance to complain about the 'herd', the 'lessers' and to remind everyone else how 'special' and 'different' they are from the rest of us who post on JUB.

    So ya see?

    Win/Win all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    ^ And I'm so glad she's back because it gives a whole cluster of pissy little queens a chance to complain about the 'herd', the 'lessers' and to remind everyone else how 'special' and 'different' they are from the rest of us who post on JUB.

    So ya see?

    Win/Win all around.
    And unlike you, most of us don't derive such perverse pleasure from driving others out of JUB. You live for it, spending days investigating others. I don't really know Medusa, but if he is a troll, ignoring him would probably do the same thing as prosecuting him. But that wouldn't be as much fun, would it?
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixthson View Post
    And unlike you, most of us don't derive such perverse pleasure from driving others out of JUB. You live for it, spending days investigating others. I don't really know Medusa, but if he is a troll, ignoring him would probably do the same thing as prosecuting him. But that wouldn't be as much fun, would it?
    If ignoring someone "off of an internet site" ever works, it only works to quiet posters or nice people and not trolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixthson View Post
    And unlike you, most of us don't derive such perverse pleasure from driving others out of JUB. You live for it, spending days investigating others. I don't really know Medusa, but if he is a troll, ignoring him would probably do the same thing as prosecuting him. But that wouldn't be as much fun, would it?
    Yeah, clearly you're not really up to date here, or you wouldn't be berating him. Medusa is a self-proclaimed homophobic black woman. And a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    If ignoring someone "off of an internet site" ever works, it only works to quiet posters or nice people and not trolls.
    Maybe so, but trolls never got more than a passing read from me. I don't understand getting so involved that anyone needs to pull a Wanker on someone.
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

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