How would you react #8

[blueranger]

So you're walking down the beach, a part where there's no people but one guy. He calls you and asks you to put some sunscreen on his back, he shows where the sunscreen is. Then he puts a towell beside him for you, takes his speedos off, and lies on his towell, like this.



How would you react?

[M10000]

If it was not an awkward situation, for example, he was at a gay beach, I would go ahead and call his bluff by saying "now turn over"

If it was a 'straight beach' , I would tell him that I would feel awkward given that its a straight beach.


Circa 1992,
I would sometimes wear a thong to the gay section of a Vancouver beach and I felt on display. It wasnt something people were used to seeing yet.

[AshyPhoenix]

It'd depend if I had a condom on me or not.

[chub23lauderdale]

Miami has a nude beach that is mostly gay which is where I go when I go to the beach so I wouldn't be shocked at all

[BENDERBOY]

Get down on my knees, spread his cheeks apart and eat him out.

[M10000]

Miami has a nude beach that is mostly gay which is where I go when I go to the beach so I wouldn't be shocked at all

I ran into my therapist - we were both clothed - at Wreck nude Beach (Vancouver).

[Hard-up1]

I'd probably do it without assuming he was asking for sex. I've known guys that were perfectly comfortable naked and would not have done it as an invitation to sex. Did you take these Greek pictures yourself, or are they just borrowed from an online source?

[TheSpectatingLoner]

He'd be mere minutes away from me wiping him down with "natural" fluids of my own.

[BreakTheIce]

I have had some straight guys - some of them close friends of mine - ask me to do similar things to them and they were completely naked. Since they don't expect sex out of it, I don't make a move, sexually. So really I would just apply the sunscreen wherever he wanted it and be on my way. I don't mind helping people out that way.

It'd probably be more awkward for him to get a random woman to apply sunscreen on his naked body than a random guy. He could have an irrational or maybe rational fear of the woman being a total prude and calling the cops or something. But another guy, it could come off as a locker room thing, I don't know. He also could be naked to tan his butt but have no trouble applying the sunscreen there himself, he could just ask for help on areas of his back which he can't easily reach.

[ronboy]

I'd put sunscreen on his back, and then ask permission to eat his ass...

[mark1111]

I would take it as an invitation. Apply lotion in a massage kind of way and stick around with conversation to see where it leads...

Either he is interested, or will thank you and ignore you after.

[rareboy]

I'd hit it.

[FPNY]

i'd put the cream on him then I'd fuk him silly...silly i tell ya.....

[Audio Tech]

I'm not quite sure HOW I'd react.... never been lucky enough to be in that situation.
Depends on the guy, really. I wouldn't want to oil up Danny Devito...

[blackbeltninja]

Put the cream on and leave it at that.

-d-

[diamondstar]

If the person looked anything like the gentleman in the topic, I would keep walking

[bankside]

…it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again...

[loveguys72]

I'd know I was dreaming, because this would never happen to me ever.