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    Let's figure this one out

    Any statisticians in the house? Lets count the entire male population around the world (puberty age and up) and figure out how many gallons(?) of cum is produced by all the males on the planet from jerking off and sex in a single year?

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    jstrokesdonk, izzat u?

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

    World population - 6,973,738,433.
    Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
    World male population - 3,504,216,824

    It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

    It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

    So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

    68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

    It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

    261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

    The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.

    621,928,402,019 x 1 tsp = 621,928,402,019 tsp ejaculate per year.

    There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon.

    621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.


    Lex

    Dammit Lex!

    You broke the online Gallon to Litre converter.

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Damn that's a lot of cum!!!
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    Re: Let's figure this one out


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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    I'll just say your right, Lex..... looks good to me, I'm not good with numbers.

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post

    The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.
    There are only 5 cc in a teaspoon. (Look it up in Google Calculator).

    1 US teaspoon = 4.92892159 cc

    However, the average amount of ejaculate is 2 to 5cc, not 10cc.

    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealt...enandsperm.htm

    Since you have based your calculation on an average ejaculate of one teaspoon (not 10 cc), your numbers are unchanged by this fact.


    (Very strange for me to see calculations done in English measure, BTW)
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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    ^^^
    It's STILL a lot of cum.
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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    I typed 10cc...then decided to go with the teaspoon instead, since I was aiming for gallons. Looks like that was the right call.

    Lex

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    How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

    We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm

    Guys talk about 'their load' but it is women who really are producing 'the load' when the have a ejaculation.,
    Lets figure out what quantity of female ejaculate women have produced (that cant be too hard to figure out, cant it?).
    You would have to figure out how many woman can squirt and how often that happens. Nah, Let's maybe not figure it out. We might drown

    Now, if you add woman's ejaculate to men's sperm, does that make some type of smoothie?

    Anyone else have a bitter taste in their mouth about now?


    Whats the total penile length of man living on Earth? ;-)

    Other stats that could be figured out:

    How much time do men spend having sex per year
    How much time do men masturbating per year
    How much time do men looking for sex
    How many strokes / thrusts do men have per session

    the list goes on and on

    what surface area of a condom comes in contact with sperm
    How many times has Rula Lenska been fucked assuming she really exists
    How many times has Jimmy Hoffa missed having sex due to his unfortunate demise
    How many sessions would it take to cover the average cat in cum for those who partake in such activity

    Yup, the list could go on and on

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    Quote Originally Posted by M10000 View Post
    How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

    We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm
    Are you a Catholic circa 1650???

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

    Lex
    OMG that's way too many Olympic sized swimming pools of cum.

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Quote Originally Posted by RaKroma View Post
    OMG that's way too many Olympic sized swimming pools of cum.
    At 660,000 US gallons in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, that jizz would fill just under 1227 of them.

    Lex

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    It'd be like staring at a huge pool of wallpaper paste.


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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    I'd wade through the shallow end, but it might get dangerous to go deeper. Not sure how viscous it would be, and if it'd be a bear to swim through.

    Lex

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    I'd wade through the shallow end, but it might get dangerous to go deeper. Not sure how viscous it would be, and if it'd be a bear to swim through.

    Lex
    As long as you take your "breathing Gear", you'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorzEdge88 View Post
    Are you a Catholic circa 1650???

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    As long as you take your "breathing Gear", you'll be fine.

    Breathing gear might be helpful, but I'm most worried about getting that stuff in my eyes...

    Lex

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    Breathing gear might be helpful, but I'm most worried about getting that stuff in my eyes...

    Lex
    I have no doubts it would ever make it past your lips.
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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    I wonder what body of water contains on average nearest that number of gallons...but I'm not Googling for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M10000 View Post
    How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

    We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm
    I have a different thought (I blamed a poem I read three years ago).

    Hypothetically if our sperm is capable of fertilising any eggs, can you imagine thousands of rats and cockroaches which are actually our children?

    Quote Originally Posted by star-warrior View Post
    It'd be like staring at a huge pool of wallpaper paste.
    I wonder if we could die inhaling all those chlorine component
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Re: Let's figure this one out

    given that the sole purpose for their existence is fertilize human ova , the failure rate is invariably always well over 99% .

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorzEdge88 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by M10000 View Post
    How many of those little living creatures, aka sperm, have died because sperm is usually wiped up and those guys probably gets crushed when that happens. And they die because they dont reach the target - the egg.

    We are all multiple million killers of the little creature called sperm
    Are you a Catholic circa 1650???
    Life begins at erection.

    Whoo, 600.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

    World population - 6,973,738,433.
    Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
    World male population - 3,504,216,824

    It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

    It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

    So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

    68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

    It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

    261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

    The average amount of ejaculate per orgasm is 10cc is one teaspoon.

    621,928,402,019 x 1 tsp = 621,928,402,019 tsp ejaculate per year.

    There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon.

    621,928,402,019 / 768 = 809,802,607 gallons of ejaculate per year.

    Lex
    Oh I love maths

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    Apparently, we shall overcum some day.

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    I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    Not a statistics problem, but I'll see what I can do.

    World population - 6,973,738,433.
    Percentage of world population male - 50.25%
    World male population - 3,504,216,824

    It is estimated that 26% of the world population is under the age of 15, and 30% is under the age of 18. I'm going to estimate that 23% is under the age of 13, and consider that the average age where ejaculation begins.

    It is estimated that 6% of the world population is over the age of 70, and I'll consider that the average age where ejaculation ends.

    So 32% of the world is outside the age of ejaculation.

    68% of 3,504,216,824 = 2,382,867,441 ejaculators.

    It is estimated that the average male has a sexual outlet five times a week on average. That would be 261 times a year.

    261 x 3,504,216,824 = 621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year.

    ...
    Average ejaculate = 5ml per orgasm

    621,928,402,019 ejaculations per year x 5ml per tsp = 3109642010095 ml

    1000ml = 1 litre

    3109642010095 ml= 3109642010.095 litres

    Olympic sized swimming pool of 2m depth, 50 meters long, 25 meters deep would have a volume capacity of 2,500,000 litres

    Therefore 3,109,642,010.095/2,500,000 L = 1243.856804038

    Or approximately 1244 olympic sized pools.
    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    At 660,000 US gallons in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, that jizz would fill just under 1227 of them.

    Lex
    Let's not quibble about a few pools between us friends.

    Still, imagine swimming in it all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?
    It depends on if you're including Telstra and Refuji in the mix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    I wonder how much poop is produced by the world population in one day...can Lex figure that one out?
    Can he? Yes.
    Will he? No.

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