What do you suppose this is? (pic)

[JohannBessler]

No, it's nothing gross. Or is it?

What do you think it is?

http://imgur.com/4tiygiN

[cgymike]

It's a sea urchin.

[AshyPhoenix]

Ohhh, SICK. I can't even imagine how badly that would reek.

[eastofeden]

Err...Is it all stuck together? Maybe it was too heavy to pick up in one swoop.

[Kiwils]

If it smells anything like my brother's room, I wouldn't want to be in it. lol

[M10000]

It looks like many Kleenexs that's been jacked off into and tossed to the side of the bed

[LeicsDom]

It is obviously the product of the average teenager boy's idle afternoon (just the one!)

[JohannBessler]

That begs the question of why someone would need Kleenex to beat off?

[BENDERBOY]

I guess it's better than having loads of socks there.

[Sausy]

That begs the question of why someone would need Kleenex to beat off?

To clean it up?

[CupidBoy]

He must of had some cold.

[JohannBessler]

To clean it up?

Tissues don't seem adequate to clean up semen--too fragile and too small. I'd think one would have to use something considerably more substantial.

[Nishin]

They shoot on it directly

[Hard-up1]

It's not rocket science.

There was a scene with James Van Der Beek in Rules of Attraction in which he cleaned up immediately after sex with a couple of Kleenex, implying that it is common.

That someone would take a pic of his brother's private area is a bigger problem for me than any housekeeping shortcomings (pardon the pun) of a teenager. We need and deserve privacy in our personal spaces. Having a shitty sibling post it online is a shameful behavior, much more so than the sloppy teenager.

[crimsonpaine]

^ Respect and decency aren't important anymore. Now its all about humiliation.

[M10000]

When I was a teen, I took one Kleenex, fold it in half, and I would wrap it around my cock. I would jack off that way.
For a different variation, I would use a plastic bag and wrap it around it around the Kleenex that was wrapped around my cock. I could slide the bag back and forth. I would cum into the Kleenex.

The Kleenex is fragile? No, It wasnt. It worked fine. The Kleenex is designed to have people blow their nose into it. It defeats the purpose if it is too fragile
;-)

[LeicsDom]

Tissues don't seem adequate to clean up semen--too fragile and too small. I'd think one would have to use something considerably more substantial.

A handful of tissues work well

[HunterM]

It would be "art" if it's in museum.

[umjreon88]

Too much cum too lazy...

[M10000]

I just noticed the caption said it was found behind a 14 yr old bed. yup he was jacking off

[Kahaih]

^ Wouldn’t that put this thread under the category of child porn?

Creepy

[WellingLuv]

All I see is Gaga's next red carpet outfit, tbh.

[HunterM]

All I see is Gaga's next red carpet outfit, tbh.

[RDaniel]

He should use the quilted quicker picker upper.

Seriously.

[star-warrior]

No, it's nothing gross. Or is it?

What do you think it is?

http://imgur.com/4tiygiN

Yeah, but you've only got the poster's comment to say it was his 14 yo cousin's mess there. Why would it not be his own? Or filched from someone else's pics?

[CowboyBob]

The title of the photo states: "I found all this behind my 14 year old cousins bed"

Gotta be cum filled tissues.

[M10000]

At least its not freezer bags full of vomit like one bulimic girl on a TLC show. She hid the bags in her closet

[Anders123]

Having a shitty sibling post it online is a shameful behavior, much more so than the sloppy teenager.

This was actually my second thought upon seeing the image. The first being 'really Johann, you don't know what that is?'

It would seem more appropriate to write a note asking him to clean it up or telling him that he should dispose of the used tissues immediately after use. Either that or to take him aside for a brief yet awkward conversation. I'd opt to go with the former, although I sincerely doubt I'd find myself snooping around my cousin's bedroom in the first place. Seriously, what's up with that?

The image linked has 324,000 views and the related images are entitled 'more from /r/WTF', so the image was obviously posted to Reddit and has probably been re-posted to other social bookmarking websites as well (unless Johann browses /r/WTF, which would genuinely surprise me). Despite the anonymity though, it's just low to ridicule a teenager after violating his privacy when a simple note would be more productive.

Ohhh, SICK. I can't even imagine how badly that would reek.

Smells Like Teen Spirit?

[Keeland]

Sure they aren't full diapers?

[JohannBessler]

I think maybe he had a bad head cold, and had had to repeatedly blow his nose.

That would explain why he needed so many of them.

I still can't get my mind around the idea that he used them to wipe away semen.

[star-warrior]

...
That would explain why he needed so many of them.

I still can't get my mind around the idea that he used them to wipe away semen.

It might not be a one day accumulation or a one week accumulation. Whoever did it, could have taken ages to work through a box or more of tissues. Many months of solitary relief.

[dereperez]

I think maybe he had a bad head cold, and had had to repeatedly blow his nose.

That would explain why he needed so many of them.

I still can't get my mind around the idea that he used them to wipe away semen.

Hmmm I'm fine with using tissues all the time. Less abrasive than a paper towel, for example.

I wonder if that boy ever found out that he had a snoopy sibling...

[SaskGuy]

OMG!!! When I first started jacking off, I did the same thing, but with toilet paper!

[M10000]

Hmmm I'm fine with using tissues all the time. Less abrasive than a paper towel, for example.

I wonder if that boy ever found out that he had a snoopy sibling...

I was a snoopy sibling. I found my sister's Playgirl

[Scealle]

I would think cold too. I used up heaps/boxes of tissue when I catch a cold.

[Hard-up1]

I don't have issues with tissues, and I don't have condemnation for the boy who did, be they boogered or buggered.