Can Someone teach me to Fuck Cocks !

[rimjob man]

This will be my very first time even tounching a boy iv always been with girls but every time i look at a guy i want him to suck my cock and fuck me. im a little scarred because i dont know if it will hurt or anything, but im also really excited iv been waiting for awhile on this and i think im ready so talk to me and let me know what u think!! im also very wild

[HunterM]

My rate is $300 an hr. Call me!

[G-Lexington]

First things first. You don't "fuck cocks". It's called docking.

Secondly, tell the guy it's your first time, and you'll be looking for him to sort of take the lead. If he has any problem with that, tell him to get lost and find yourself somebody who will make your first time awesome.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

Keep in mind, first times are RARELY as wonderful as they seem on TV or in Porn. They're often clumsy, awkward, messy, embarrassing, and anxiety filled with:

"Am I doing this right? Is HE doing this right? Do I smell? What is that smell? Am I a good kisser? Does he think I'm hot? What's that thing on his back? Did I buy enough condoms? Damn that lube is cold. Will he want to see me again after? What if I catch something? What if my parents call during? What if he laughs at me? What if I cum too soon? What if I don't cum at all? Will he expect me to swallow? What if it tastes bad? Is my room clean? Should I change the sheets? What if it hurts? OMG that tickles! Can the neighbors hear us? Should I have trimmed? OMG he's into WHAT? Why is the cat staring at us? What if he's allergic to cats? OMG I'm going to cum already... not now not now not now!!!!"

[HunterM]

"OMG! What if he doesn't like my shoes?"

[TheLyingGame]

Yeah...until hurt.

[The Fly]

Wanker...........is that you?

[MrRochesterNY]

Wanker...........is that you?

That was my first thought too. Something didn't ring quite true with the OP. Have we become paranoid here?

[AshyPhoenix]

Have we become paranoid here?

In a word, yes.

[G-Lexington]

In a word, yes.

Can you blame us? According to your info, you're right behind me!

Lex

[Anders123]

First things first. You don't "fuck cocks". It's called docking.

Or sounding.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

buttarer ans da cockee

or sumthang

ha