What do you SAY after a good ass pounding?

[locksmithers]

You just fucked your partner doggy style. He cums, you cum. You both collapse in cuddling position right next to each other.

What do you say? I said " That was hot" but I felt sleazy and forced.

[G-Lexington]

"Damn, you're good."

Lex

[hylas]

i usually just laugh.

what also works:
"wow"
"thank you sir"
"that wasnt half bad..."

[HunterM]

U da man! Let's go meet my parents.

[G-Lexington]

I usually suggest hitting the shower, too, but that's usually after a bit of resting up and enjoying the afterglow.

Lex

[Benjoe]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

[kevbo]

"Uffda"

.........

[cgymike]

"kevbo is hot"?

[G-Lexington]

"kevbo is hot"?

To which your partner always says "Who is kevbo?"

Lex

[sixthson]

"Uffda"

.........

You've been away from Wisconsin too long, my friend. If you said Uff da after sex, it means you grumbling about the sex.

[Tadaa]

What's to say? I pay him and he leaves.

[jensu846]

i say "text me next time your home alone and I'll come over" then leave.

[sixthson]

I don't say anything. I just sing the Captain and Tennille song "Do that to me one more time".

[ElroyAuto]

My dad and i shower up and cuddle in the bed and watch tv. Sometimes we wear condoms on so we wont have a load in our asses LMAO!

[cgymike]

To which your partner always says "Who is kevbo?"

Lex

And I say "Oh he's my next fuck.."


gggggggg

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Say nothing. Just whipe your dick on his curtains.

[eastofeden]

Damn!

[BFizzle]

"I have to go..."

[Kahaih]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

"Poodle"

.......

[borg69unimatrix]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

That's the most endearing, neurotic, OCD thing I've heard in a while. How Cute!!!

[HunterM]

"I have to go..."

I have to go shit?

[bike10]

My turn for me to fuck you.

[GregKII]

*sigh* That was great.

[BFizzle]

I have to go shit?

I don't do that, sorry.

[AshyPhoenix]

[glasvegas]

Casually humming "baby, hit me one more time"

[kevbo]

You've been away from Wisconsin too long, my friend. If you said Uff da after sex, it means you grumbling about the sex.

Uffda was not always a bad thing. I used to say it after taking a shot. Or after a run. Not grumbling, just expressing a "holy shit" feeling...

[ronboy]

Sir Ron is most disappointed...

What has happened to good manners?

If you were the fucker, and you just unloaded in his ass, you say "thank you."

If you were on the receiving end of the fuck, and it was pleasurable, you say "thank you."

On the other hand, if the fuck (on either side) was bad, you still say "thank you," but you leave it at that, not to be repeated.

So sayeth Sir Ron!

[G-Lexington]

"Thank you" is a politeness.
"Damn, you're good" is a compliment.
"You wanna hit the shower?" is a courtesy and an indication that you want to continue in their company.

I stand by my answer.

Lex

[SilverFoXXXHunter]

U da man! Let's go meet my parents.

Best answer ever LOL

[BFizzle]

Casually humming "baby, hit me one more time"

This ho can't even get the lyrics right.

[johaninsc]

What do you SAY after a good ass pounding?

"care for a sandwich...?"

[HunterM]

"care for a sandwich...?"

Mmmm hmmmm...

[Stoowii]

"Damn, boy."

[cgymike]

"Do I qualify as a power bottom?"

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

fuck nose
* right it papa giv audenice ans they help da fukaka guess wot it is *

- very communatiy fuckin dat is _

anyway

wot this was nice

thankyou

as alls vistors givin it a bit

[umjreon88]

"Oh baby, I feel ALIVE!!!" "I can kiss you for hours!"

[Sausy]

"Damn, just a dream as always"!

[Huntneo(PT)]

lol interesting thread.

I always tell my partner something to the effect of: wow...thanks, baby! that was good.

[RaKroma]

Past week, I actually told the guy "You can't shower now; I don't have hot water after midnight."

[Pianist]

"Nice weather... if it doesn't rain."
"How 'bout them Lakers?"
"Do you smell burning toast?"
"How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?"
"... speakin' of wood..."

[Jayden]

Smell my finger.

[hylas]

"whens your grandmothers birthday?"

[xbuzzerx]

"What do you SAY to that? That was a good ass pounding!"

[ibill1]

Bacon and eggs?

[Rolyo85]

Actually, I usually go with "I did not hate that" ^_^

[BreakTheIce]

I have to go shit?

[BreakTheIce]

Bacon and eggs?

[G-Lexington]

The worst thing I've ever heard said (not to me - to one of my partners) was "I'm going to go get a cheese sandwich." It was made especially bad because the ass-pounding literally hadn't finished yet (for either of them).

Lex

[hylas]

^ to one of your partners? so, were talking about a foursome?