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    This morning

    ... The Return of the Unsinkable Turd.

    Damn carbs or whatever is responsible for it!

    Inspired by a certain post in a certain thread
    Last edited by belamo; February 12th, 2013 at 02:11 PM.

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    Re: This morning

    That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



    This is pumice stone.


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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by star-warrior View Post
    That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



    This is pumice stone.
    http://www.chem.latech.edu/~deddy/chem121/imageS30.JPG

    I know how pumice stone looks like: I rub my feet with it every morning just like I use a brush for my teeth.
    Last edited by belamo; February 12th, 2013 at 02:42 PM.

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by star-warrior View Post
    That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



    This is pumice stone.
    This thread needs a Robot Unicorn to run over all the floating pumice and shit.



    I think that's Vannie sqeeling in the background...
    Last edited by Harke the Boeotarch; February 12th, 2013 at 06:54 PM.

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    Re: This morning

    Charlie poops? My world is falling apart!
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by LilBit View Post
    Charlie poops? My world is falling apart!
    Leel has Alzheimer...

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by belamo View Post
    http://www.chem.latech.edu/~deddy/chem121/imageS30.JPG

    I know how pumice stone looks like: I rub my feet with it every morning just like I use a brush for my teeth.
    You brush your teeth with pumice? Weirdo.

    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.

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    Re: This morning

    *squeals with horror*

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    Re: This morning

    OMG! :O Why Why why??????????????????????????
    "... You think the only people who are people
    Are the people who look and think like you ..." - Colours of the Wind by Vanessa Williams

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by looseliam View Post
    You brush your teeth with pumice? Weirdo.
    I had expected that SOMEONE might fall in the trap of making a sloppy reading of my well-worded statement to avoid any possible confusion... but I did not think that would be YOU
    You have DEFINITELY fallen from grace with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belamo View Post
    I had expected that SOMEONE might fall in the trap of making a sloppy reading of my well-worded statement to avoid any possible confusion... but I did not think that would be YOU
    You have DEFINITELY fallen from grace with me.
    I've been on the floor before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belamo View Post
    ... The Return of the Unsinkable Turd.

    Damn carbs or whatever is responsible for it!

    Inspired by a certain post in a certain thread
    Do you mean that it merely floated? Or was it, after several attempts against it that I cringe to imagine, actually unsinkable?
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte.

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    Re: This morning

    Can you poop out enough for a cruise ship's hull?

    It would be nice if we could finally deliver on the promises made by Titanic's engineers. Anyway keep up the greasy carbs.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte.

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by looseliam View Post
    I've been on the floor before.
    You talk as if you didn't realize that you are now under the basement... the basement under a whole underground city and world: Raccoon City, Verne's underworld, Dante's Inferno... are they familiar to you?
    Last edited by belamo; February 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM.

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    Re: This morning

    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    Can you poop out enough for a cruise ship's hull?

    It would be nice if we could finally deliver on the promises made by Titanic's engineers. Anyway keep up the greasy carbs.
    They are not greasy, my waist looks now than ever since I turned 16...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    Do you mean that it merely floated? Or was it, after several attempts against it that I cringe to imagine, actually unsinkable?
    If you are being honest about your own imagination there, you are giving further and farther proof that, you JUBbite people, are the true crappers who put the blame on me for what is in, on, over and around your own dirty, greasy sort of minds
    It simply would take more than just the usual couple of minutes to loose its tightness and be able to be more easily dissolved, or just taken down by the flush.
    Last edited by belamo; February 13th, 2013 at 01:06 PM.

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    Re: This morning

    Lucky you! If you're ever on a sinking ship and have no access to life vests, collect all the turds in your pants into a bag and use it to float in the ocean till help arrives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaKroma View Post
    Lucky you! If you're ever on a sinking ship and have no access to life vests, collect all the turds in your pants into a bag and use it to float in the ocean till help arrives.
    You are so very nice: you could have inferred that that little piece of myself is nothing compared to the big piece of Unsinkable Ronny crap that I am as a whole myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by belamo View Post
    You talk as if you didn't realize that you are now under the basement... the basement under a whole underground city and world: Raccoon City, Verne's underworld, Dante's Inferno... are they familiar to you?
    are they familiar? You haven't met my mother...

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    Quote Originally Posted by looseliam View Post
    are they familiar? You haven't met my mother...
    It was rhetorical question... I can read your location, and remember your comments about your life. I was simply reminding you where you are and that, after #7, now you do not even have a piece of heaven shining above you from my side

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    'Tis a pity, as my self worth is based on your validation.

    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looseliam View Post
    'Tis a pity, as my self worth is based on your validation.
    Then you would be caring way more than I do about your worth, and about whatever idea I might have of it

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