This morning

[belamo]

... The Return of the Unsinkable Turd.

Damn carbs or whatever is responsible for it!

Inspired by a certain post in a certain thread

[star-warrior]

That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



This is pumice stone.

[belamo]

That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



This is pumice stone.

http://www.chem.latech.edu/~deddy/chem121/imageS30.JPG

I know how pumice stone looks like: I rub my feet with it every morning just like I use a brush for my teeth.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

That suggests your poop is less dense than water.



This is pumice stone.

This thread needs a Robot Unicorn to run over all the floating pumice and shit.



I think that's Vannie sqeeling in the background...

[LilBit]

Charlie poops? My world is falling apart!

[belamo]

Charlie poops? My world is falling apart!

Leel has Alzheimer...

[looseliam]

http://www.chem.latech.edu/~deddy/chem121/imageS30.JPG

I know how pumice stone looks like: I rub my feet with it every morning just like I use a brush for my teeth.

You brush your teeth with pumice? Weirdo.

[Vannie]

*squeals with horror*

[umjreon88]

OMG! :O Why Why why??????????????????????????

[belamo]

You brush your teeth with pumice? Weirdo.

I had expected that SOMEONE might fall in the trap of making a sloppy reading of my well-worded statement to avoid any possible confusion... but I did not think that would be YOU
You have DEFINITELY fallen from grace with me.

[looseliam]

I had expected that SOMEONE might fall in the trap of making a sloppy reading of my well-worded statement to avoid any possible confusion... but I did not think that would be YOU
You have DEFINITELY fallen from grace with me.

I've been on the floor before.

[bankside]

... The Return of the Unsinkable Turd.

Damn carbs or whatever is responsible for it!

Inspired by a certain post in a certain thread

Do you mean that it merely floated? Or was it, after several attempts against it that I cringe to imagine, actually unsinkable?

[bankside]

Can you poop out enough for a cruise ship's hull?

It would be nice if we could finally deliver on the promises made by Titanic's engineers. Anyway keep up the greasy carbs.

[belamo]

I've been on the floor before.

You talk as if you didn't realize that you are now under the basement... the basement under a whole underground city and world: Raccoon City, Verne's underworld, Dante's Inferno... are they familiar to you?

[belamo]

Can you poop out enough for a cruise ship's hull?

It would be nice if we could finally deliver on the promises made by Titanic's engineers. Anyway keep up the greasy carbs.

They are not greasy, my waist looks now than ever since I turned 16...

[belamo]

Do you mean that it merely floated? Or was it, after several attempts against it that I cringe to imagine, actually unsinkable?

If you are being honest about your own imagination there, you are giving further and farther proof that, you JUBbite people, are the true crappers who put the blame on me for what is in, on, over and around your own dirty, greasy sort of minds
It simply would take more than just the usual couple of minutes to loose its tightness and be able to be more easily dissolved, or just taken down by the flush.

[RaKroma]

Lucky you! If you're ever on a sinking ship and have no access to life vests, collect all the turds in your pants into a bag and use it to float in the ocean till help arrives.

[belamo]

Lucky you! If you're ever on a sinking ship and have no access to life vests, collect all the turds in your pants into a bag and use it to float in the ocean till help arrives.

You are so very nice: you could have inferred that that little piece of myself is nothing compared to the big piece of Unsinkable Ronny crap that I am as a whole myself

[looseliam]

You talk as if you didn't realize that you are now under the basement... the basement under a whole underground city and world: Raccoon City, Verne's underworld, Dante's Inferno... are they familiar to you?

are they familiar? You haven't met my mother...

[belamo]

are they familiar? You haven't met my mother...

It was rhetorical question... I can read your location, and remember your comments about your life. I was simply reminding you where you are and that, after #7, now you do not even have a piece of heaven shining above you from my side

[looseliam]

'Tis a pity, as my self worth is based on your validation.

[belamo]

'Tis a pity, as my self worth is based on your validation.

Then you would be caring way more than I do about your worth, and about whatever idea I might have of it