Bodies are attacking the living.
“Do not approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous.” With vid.
No doubt.The Great Falls Tribune reports the hoax alert generated at least four calls to police to see if it was true.
Bodies are attacking the living.
“Do not approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous.” With vid.
No doubt.The Great Falls Tribune reports the hoax alert generated at least four calls to police to see if it was true.
That's hilarious.
have decided , 30 or 40 movies later , that zombies a la Romero or the Ormsbys are impossible . Any of the few fresh enough to function would have to be a superhero to get out of the simplest things we do with all corpses , even a body bag with a zipper . Not possible . Could be happening constantly and we wouldn't even notice .
granted if a zombie tried to kill and eat me I probably wouldn't try to argue first .
if anyone or anything clearly intends to kill and eat you I advise you to Run Away , a simple but effective tactic in dealing with situations like that .
the more and more i keep hearing about zombies. one day, that's really going to happen for real. they're coming.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Great Falls...appropriate somehow...I visit the Wal Mart there sometimes and it seems like the walking dead in there...
I am working on what form my JUB reincarnation will take...
That was pretty good. It does have a sense of realism to it. There was a scene in the original NotLD very much the same. Probably would not happen much differently if it were real. Everyone at home would think its a joke. Until they walk outside. . .
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
^Wow - that creepier than the Borg....![]()
I am working on what form my JUB reincarnation will take...
I'm amazed that only 4 people called in to see if it was real. Montana has... restraint.
Or really good BS detectors.
"Being right never felt so wrong -
We must deceive to belong..."
Why is it always zombies? Can't they come up with something else? The zombie thing is played and I ain't scared of them anymore.....
FPNYAnnoying JUBBERS since 2003
This is not as bad as the coming zombie aardvark apocalypse.
Please capitalize where needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
"If someone's words and actions don't match, their actions speak the truth" -- TX-Beau, from thi site.
Live your life, so that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to protest at your funeral.
DEFINITION: "EXHAUSTIPATED" - too tired to give a shit.
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I will need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.