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    Who pronounces it Feb-yew-ary instead of Feb-Roo-Ary.

    Every year, my ear-drums are perforated with this maladroit mispronunciation.

    Just tell people to stop it.

    Think of the fucking children.

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    Rareboy, do you say ky-yoe-tees or ky-outs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    Who pronounces it Feb-yew-ary instead of Feb-Roo-Ary.

    Every year, my ear-drums are perforated with this maladroit mispronunciation.

    Just tell people to stop it.

    Think of the fucking children.
    Eventually the 'r' will be dropped. Its unimportant. Feb-u-ary works fine.

    Slap if you must....

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    I'll slap the shit out of the next person who says ALUMINIUM

    ... and "I'm 'oovering"

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    I want to slap the shit out of the next person who says "Like Me/Us on Facebook"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    ... and "I'm 'oovering"
    I'll slap the shit out of the next person who pronounces it 'oovering', when all good Brits know it to be who-vring!!!

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    Hold on I couldn't hear you, my mum was 'oovering.

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    I want to slap the shit out of the next person who complains about something petty
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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    Who pronounces it Feb-yew-ary instead of Feb-Roo-Ary.

    Every year, my ear-drums are perforated with this maladroit mispronunciation.

    Just tell people to stop it.

    Think of the fucking children.
    I hate saying that word, but dictionaries say both pronunciations are correct. I usually say Ferberary.

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio...e-br%C9%99-%5C
    Never cease to find it strange
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    But by dawn they've changed

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    I want to slap the shit out of the next person who says "hunderd dollers."

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    Nook-u-lar instead of nu-clee-er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshyPhoenix View Post
    Nook-u-lar instead of nu-clee-er.
    You are giving me flashbacks of the worst 8 years of my life as an American. STOP IT!

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    Re: I swear I will Slap the Shit out of the Next Person....

    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    Who pronounces it Feb-yew-ary instead of Feb-Roo-Ary.
    I agree entirely, but one hears much worse everyday. My current pet hate is misuse of "literally". I heard a woman speaking on the 'phone in the street recently and she said "I'm literally two seconds away". Of course, the person she was speaking to was nowhere to be seen. I was tempted to stop and explain, but she sounded like she was hard of thinking.
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    Feb-you-airy is an accepted pronunciation (and sounds better imo), so... suck it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unloadonme View Post
    I agree entirely, but one hears much worse everyday. My current pet hate is misuse of "literally". I heard a woman speaking on the 'phone in the street recently and she said "I'm literally two seconds away". Of course, the person she was speaking to was nowhere to be seen. I was tempted to stop and explain, but she sounded like she was hard of thinking.
    Oh god, "literally". Stupid people have really ruined that word. I always feel on edge when I have to use it to describe something that is, indeed, literal.

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    I will slap the shit out of the next person who says "I could care less.."

    THAT MEANS YOU DO CARE! ARGH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    I will slap the shit out of the next person who says "I could care less.."

    THAT MEANS YOU DO CARE! ARGH!
    Ack! I know what you mean. My older sister says that all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshyPhoenix View Post
    Oh god, "literally". Stupid people have really ruined that word. I always feel on edge when I have to use it to describe something that is, indeed, literal.
    I also heard a man being interviewed on the BBC about being an identical twin. He said that he and his brother were "literally two peas in a pod". More of a cabbage surely!

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    Quote Originally Posted by unloadonme View Post
    I agree entirely, but one hears much worse everyday. My current pet hate is misuse of "literally". I heard a woman speaking on the 'phone in the street recently and she said "I'm literally two seconds away". Of course, the person she was speaking to was nowhere to be seen. I was tempted to stop and explain, but she sounded like she was hard of thinking.
    Now now Ulom, perhaps she can't tell the time. Even when i'm in a rush, like i am now, i'm literally typing at the speed of light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    Feb-you-airy is an accepted pronunciation (and sounds better imo), so... suck it up.
    Only those who think that Webster's is actually a dictionary would accept the glaring mispronunciation of a word spelled

    EFF EEEEEE BEEEEE ARRRR YOU AYYY ARRRRR WHY.

    Seriously.

    It is just laziness.

    For People who say

    EYE RACK.

    Or


    EYE RAN

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    Re: I swear I will Slap the Shit out of the Next Person....

    I hate it when people say "Axe" instead of "ASK".
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    Re: I swear I will Slap the Shit out of the Next Person....

    How about for Carribbean

    they say CA RIB BEAN or CAR Y BE AN

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    i know.....right?
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    I'm pretty sure it's "Feb-u-ary". That's what it said when I looked it up at the li-berry.

    Lex

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    This is what I want to do to all you whiners


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    Tokyo

    Toe-KEEEEE-oh.

    No.

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    Is that near PEE-king?

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    I'll let you know if I ever come acrost it.

    Now, though, gotta go clean my chimbly.

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    I want to slap the shit out of the next person who says everyday instead of every day. Or vice versa, depending on usage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsdx View Post
    Now, though, gotta go clean my chimbly.
    Don't get stuck or you'll need an amblulance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    Is that near PEE-king?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keeland View Post
    Don't get stuck or you'll need an amblulance.
    No problem. Our amliances are nucular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    Feb-you-airy is an accepted pronunciation (and sounds better imo), so... suck it up.
    Basically how I feel. It's acceptable to use and it sounds better, imo. *shrug*

    It's one thing to say it by treating the first 'r' as silent (because it can be pronounced either way), but I think it's more of a problem if people start spelling it without the 'r'.

    Anyway, here's Merriam-Webster Dictionary explaining why it happens:

    Dissimilation may occur when a word contains two identical or closely related sounds, resulting in the change or loss of one of them. This happens regularly in February, which is more often pronounced \ˈfe-b(y)ə-ˌwer-ē\ than \ˈfe-brə-ˌwer-ē\, though all of these variants are in frequent use and widely accepted. The \y\ heard from many speakers is not an intrusion but rather a common pronunciation of the vowel u after a consonant, as in January and annual.

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/february

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    Oh, I'm making something to eat. Anyone want a samwitch?

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    Febuary is back hitory moth.
    Never cease to find it strange
    How at midnight things seem hopeless
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    Also nuclear.

    It's nook - lay - ar.

    NOT nook - yah - lar.

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    Well I'm tired of you Brits calling him Obamer.



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    Oooh...I don't mind being slapped by you hotties!

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    And out come the woovs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cityboy-stl View Post
    Well I'm tired of you Brits calling him Obamer.
    I have LONG noticed that brits change an -a on the end of the word to -er, but pronounce -er on the end of a word as -a.

    Docta! Preacha! Minista!

    Casanover! Obamer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    I hate it when people say "Axe" instead of "ASK".
    Sou you hate black peoples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaKroma View Post
    Sou you hate black peoples?
    Lots of white people say it, too. Even grown-ups who should know better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareboy View Post
    Who pronounces it Feb-yew-ary instead of Feb-Roo-Ary.

    Every year, my ear-drums are perforated with this maladroit mispronunciation.

    Just tell people to stop it.

    Think of the fucking children.

    I can't even spell it correctly (Forget the R) let alone saying it right

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    I'll skip the obvious ones, like "ax" and "nukeyouler" and I'll partially agree with Rareboy: I prefer February. I can tolerate Febiouary. I despise Febba Wary, which I have heard uttered by more than one person.

    But "foyer" rhymes with "gay."

    When people say "foyerrrrrr," I want to slap the shit into them via the same orifice that has delivered this abomination of a word.

    Also, I've noticed old eastern-Canadians tend to say Tuesdee, Thursdee, etc. instead of Tuesday, Thursday. That has to stop too, but at least mortality is improving the language naturally. (again, the lesson is: just rhyme things with "gay." )

    Also, "kigh oat eee" is correct.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte. And Joseph Wilcox.

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    Walla! The peece duh rayzeestahnss, a chase long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaKroma View Post
    Sou you hate black peoples?
    Couldn't you have at least waited until after Black History Month?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsdx View Post
    Lots of white people say it, too. Even grown-ups who should know better.
    More to the point, lots of black people don't mispronounce it.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte. And Joseph Wilcox.

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    It looks like a lot of JUBbers are acting like a bunch of pre-Madonnas.

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    Let's not neglect the first "d" in Wednesday then - I think it's fun to pronounce.
    And as some are having a go at the Brits - its Mishigan, not Mitch-again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    More to the point, lots of black people don't mispronounce it.
    Yeah, I don't really come across many black people who use axe/axed in place of ask/asked. And I don't use it myself.

    But perhaps it's more of an American thing because I do notice a lot of black (and white) Americans pronouncing it like that...

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