Cat fight thread

[xbuzzerx]

Your face sucks.

Bam.

I photoshopped your mom's face over mine in my pic.

BAM.

[Telstra]

You guys ate a lot of poo ...

[G-Lexington]

Would it help if I said I'm going to have tons of sex with Kien before I kill him?

I'd at least believe that part.

Lex

[freefall]

...how this thread turned to.

Well, it's my most successful thread up to date though

[oakpope]

I love you all. Fight on.

[Kien]

I photoshopped your mom's face over mine in my pic.

BAM.

Well why don't you go fuck her cause you're such a slut.

[G-Lexington]

Well why don't you go fuck her cause you're such a slut.

He may as well. Everyone else has.



Lex

[Kien]

He may as well. Everyone else has.

Lex

Hell to the fucking no. You did not just call my mama a whore.

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY MAMA A WHORE

[xbuzzerx]

I love you all. Fight on.

Whatever priest boy! Make us some croissant!

Hell to the fucking no. You did not just call my mama a whore.

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY MAMA A WHORE

You're the one that said she had ugly slutface! I'm telling her.

[Kien]

You're the one that said she had ugly slutface! I'm telling her.

Whatever. your face still sucks.

So suck it. Oh wait, you don't know how to cause you're just a s2pid shark.

[PreTTy PeTe]

cat fights are so lame

I want to have a monkey fight.

[oakpope]

You don't deserve croissant, take this pain au chocolat instead.

[xbuzzerx]

You don't deserve croissant, take this pain au chocolat instead.

Those look like the eggs Kien's mom laid shortly before he was born.

[G-Lexington]

Hell to the fucking no. You did not just call my mama a whore.

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY MAMA A WHORE

Lex

[Kien]

Those look like the eggs Kien's mom laid shortly before he was born.

Ahaha you are so wrong, you stupid bitch.

Lex

Ahaha you are so wrong, you stupid bitch.

[xbuzzerx]

^ Yeah I always meant to ask you about that one, how did you not end up cooked when your mom had your egg vaccuum sucked up all day at the beach until it was hardboiled?

Problems hatching?

[EuroSoccer]

All the nicest people posting in here.............not good

[G-Lexington]

Ahaha you are so wrong, you stupid bitch.

Oh, so I DO have to tell you? OK.

Your mom's a slut.
And you're ugly.



Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^ Who asked John Denver

[Kien]

^ Yeah I always meant to ask you about that one, how did you not end up cooked when your mom had your egg vaccuum sucked up all day at the beach until it was hardboiled?

Problems hatching?

Oh, so I DO have to tell you? OK.

Your mom's a slut.
And you're ugly.



Lex

You guys are mean. And stupid sluts.

EuroSoccer, help me over here!!!

[G-Lexington]

You guys are mean. And stupid sluts.

EuroSoccer, help me over here!!!

This is the closest I've seen to a cry for Mommy, so I'm done. Peace out.



Lex

[Kien]

This is the closest I've seen to a cry for Mommy, so I'm done. Peace out.



Lex

Eat a dick, asshole.

[xbuzzerx]

Eat a dick, asshole.

He would but he doesn't know your hourly rate.

[figjam]

Or... you could scroll past the cat fights.
Or... you could gain a thick skin.

what he said...

[geloge]

[Kien]

He would but he doesn't know your hourly rate.

More than yours, prostitution whore.

[G-Lexington]

Eat a dick, asshole.

He would but he doesn't know your hourly rate.

Actually, he can't afford mine.

Seriously, this is like an NFL team finding an NCAA Division III team on its schedule. It's best to simply stop after it's clear that there's no real competition here.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Actually, he can't afford mine.

Seriously, this is like an NFL team finding an NCAA Division III team on its schedule. It's best to simply stop after it's clear that there's no real competition here.

Lex

oh em gee Becky, I mean Kien, I think we just got dissed by the green treasure troll.

[Kien]

so I'm done. Peace out.
Lex

Wait..so why are you here?

[cgymike]

Forty Niners are pussies....and the fans even more so. So there!

[G-Lexington]

Wait..so why are you here?

Well, I'll type slowly - maybe that will help.

Some horribly overmatched competitors will get confused when their opponent lays off. If they leave too quickly, they'll decide (and get ready to tell their fans) that they "we had them right where we wanted them", and "if they had stuck around, we would've cleaned the floor with them". And some fans are deluded enough to believe this. Just waiting around until it's clear who the victor is.

Let me know if I need to use shorter words.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^ Sounds like someone bugging out.

No backing down in this house G-Lex.

[G-Lexington]

I'm here for that.



Unless we're talking about us two.



Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Just as I suspected. You finish fast.

[G-Lexington]

A tell-tale sign of a good top.

Lex

[Jordan_White]

[freefall]

cat fights are so lame

I want to have a monkey fight.

[MysteryLovesCompany]

[Kien]

Well, I'll type slowly - maybe that will help.

Some horribly overmatched competitors will get confused when their opponent lays off. If they leave too quickly, they'll decide (and get ready to tell their fans) that they "we had them right where we wanted them", and "if they had stuck around, we would've cleaned the floor with them". And some fans are deluded enough to believe this. Just waiting around until it's clear who the victor is.

Let me know if I need to use shorter words.

Lex

Oh, it seems you misunderstood my post. Well I'll type slower for you if that helps. Would you like a bigger font too? I'll be so generous as to give that to you.

You see, I quoted you saying "i'm done" and you proceeding to "peace out," which was light years ago. I asked why you're still here after saying that. Yet you're still here, not done, not "peacing out" as you said you would be. All talk, really.

So you yapping on about me supposedly not understanding your post, it's quite the opposite actually.

Kien

[xbuzzerx]

I think Kien and I can agree that G-Lex is a green treasure troll.




And he finishes too fast in bed.

[G-Lexington]

I think Kien and I can agree that G-Lex is a green treasure , troll.

Punctuation is your friend.

And I finish too fast only or those who think the first orgasm is the last orgasm.

Lex

[Anders123]

Those are apes, you piece of cunt.

Also, this thread is making me miss Ram.

[xbuzzerx]

Those are apes, you piece of cunt.

Also, this thread is making me miss Ram.

QQ Australian. Missing yer mum!

[Kien]

Those are apes, you piece of cunt.

Also, this thread is making me miss Ram.

Yeah, go lose with Fox some more, n00b

[xbuzzerx]

Yeah, go lose with Fox some more, n00b

oh snap ... low blow!

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Geez you fucken skanky whores would'nt know a cat fight is even if you were bitch slap by a gutter slut.

[xbuzzerx]

Geez you fucken skanky whores would'nt know a cat fight is even if you were bitch slap by a gutter slut.

Comic book floozy.

[Kien]

Geez you fucken skanky whores would'nt know a cat fight is even if you were bitch slap by a gutter slut.

Where's bonerfied? we don't want this sparky sparky boom boom bitch here

[Anders123]

Yeah, go lose with Fox some more, n00b

No items.

Fox only.

Final Destination.

We'll see who loses with Fox, you peasant.

[xbuzzerx]

No items.

Fox only.

Final Destination.

We'll see who loses with Fox, you peasant.

Kangaroo rancher.