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    What would YOU do?

    OK, so if you turned a corner and saw this coming up the stairwell at you, WHAT do you think you would do?

    Me? Oh I'd shit 10,000 bricks I'm pretty sure!

    It's a costume, mask with a guy inside, but DAMN it looks real, and esp with the eye-shine and the size of the head, ears, etc. First time I've ever seen the picture, but DAMN.

    Two things that scare me - Werewolves and spiders. Don't want either as a pet.

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    that would startle the shit outta me


    ..I have a friend that likes to pull practical jokes like that

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Shit myself and then laugh my ass off

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I'd ask if he was a top or a bottom. I've wanted to have sex with a werewolf for eons.

    Lex

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I would have screamed and cussed like a mofo and he would just hope I wasn't carrying anything because he would have gotten a face full of it. I think if it were my neighbor she would have just dropped dead.
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    Re: What would YOU do?

    A friend of mine knows my absolute fear of werewolves. Had been to his parents house out in the sticks one night for dinner and to watch a movie. He chose An American Werewolf in London. Against my likes, I did agree to watch it. Like a tightly clumped ball of rubber bands at the end!

    Walked out to my truck in the dark, and when I got about halfway to the end of the driveway he turned the outside lights off and then put his head out the door and howled as loud as he could. I fell down twice trying to get to and into my truck! LOL Funny now. NOT then. Friends can be SUCH ASSHOLES.
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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Quote Originally Posted by justdra View Post
    I would have screamed and cussed like a mofo and he would just hope I wasn't carrying anything because he would have gotten a face full of it. I think if it were my neighbor she would have just dropped dead.
    Your neighbor and I would get along just fine then.

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I would scream my head off! Then probably pass out cold...rolling down the stairs...shit in my pants at the same time. It ain't gonna be pretty.

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    I can't imagine what my instant reaction would have been, but the instant after would have been to laugh, as the hands are a giveaway that it is a human in costume. I'm very analytical, even in crisis.

    I love a good practical joke, especially ones that have surprises, but I think it is cruel to play upon anyone's real fears.

    In my 20's, I'd wait silently when a friend would enter my house and then walk just beside or behind her. No, "boo!", just silence. It was a good gag, but if she had indicated anything other than mild reaction, I wouldn't have done it.

    You were good to share your story, but I don't think your friend was a friend.

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    ^ I would do the same thing, never thought to go to extremes.

    If I saw a werewolf, It would probably startle the crap out of me, I would cussed a little (yeah right, I would cuss a lot), then try and beat the crap out of it.

    Spiders... they are fine as long as they are not on me or too close to me. Get in my personal space and they get squashed.

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    I'd ask if he was a top or a bottom. I've wanted to have sex with a werewolf for eons.

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    Kick it in the jaw and continue on.

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    I will scream soprano but I hate myself 'cuz I tend to freeze in a place when I get scare.

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    The transformation scared the crap out of me the first time I saw "An American Werewolf in London".

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I'd probably jump out of my skin.....but when I relised it was all a joke......there'd be a warewolf at the hospital getting a boot removed from his ass.



    is it wrong that I looked at that warewolf in transition.......and looked to see if he had a dick?
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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Holy shit, just that photo freaked me out!

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    I reach into my bag of tricks and pull out my flame thrower and throw some flame at it while screaming say hello to my little friend....how you like me now?
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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I admit I would shit myself at first, but then I would kick the shit out of the "funny man" inside the costume.

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    then I make him mop that floor, cuz it's kinda gross.....
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    Re: What would YOU do?

    HumterM:
    I would scream my head off! Then probably pass out cold...rolling down the stairs...shit in my pants at the same time. It ain't gonna be pretty.
    Why is the quote function messing up? (I see that every few days on here...)

    Ahhh...roll down the stairs right into the claws-'n-jaws, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    The transformation scared the crap out of me the first time I saw "An American Werewolf in London".

    I remember seeing that when it first came out; loved Rick Baker's special effects in that film; so cutting edge back then

    ...now they're so dated like the effects in John Carpenter's The Thing

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    I don't know... I didn't think they were so bad. There's a certain aspect of it I like over going completely digital like the current Werewolves have done in movies like UnderWorld and Twilight.






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    I would bann you.

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    I've slept with guys hairier than this. And they were fucking awesome.

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    I'd scream like a drag queen!

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Well, after I recover from the near heart attack, I'd probably want to fuck him "doggy style" while he howls at the moon.

    Why does this somehow turn me on????

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Quote Originally Posted by justdra View Post
    I would have screamed and cussed like a mofo and he would just hope I wasn't carrying anything because he would have gotten a face full of it. I think if it were my neighbor she would have just dropped dead.
    If the "scaree" had a "concealed carry permit" that might be more than a figure of speech.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by EuroSoccer View Post
    I admit I would shit myself at first, but then I would kick the shit out of the "funny man" inside the costume.
    Yep.

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    Oh my God! Fluffy came back from the pet cemetary!

    *squeals with horror*

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    i'd scream and run out the house then contact the police. hopefully, it doesn't make it to my room and destory my ps3, myipod and computer.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Re: What would YOU do?

    Quote Originally Posted by MattClaimer View Post
    It's a costume, mask with a guy inside, but DAMN it looks real, and esp with the eye-shine and the size of the head, ears, etc. First time I've ever seen the picture, but DAMN.

    Two things that scare me - Werewolves and spiders. Don't want either as a pet.

    This Costume is Fucking-GENIOUS..I gotta find it and buy it...



    Quote Originally Posted by MattClaimer View Post
    OK, so if you turned a corner and saw this coming up the stairwell at you, WHAT do you think you would do?
    I would have a HARD time figuring out if I should shoot it with my 30-round assault weapon or my 100 round...Maybe I will use both..130 Bullets should do it...If I'm steady and havent had too much Mello Yello and Hershey's Sundae Pie I'll at least hit it with about 25 bullets....
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