Fetish's you do not understand but willing to do...

[Comrad]

Ok I will never understand this smoking fetish in fact I had no idea it even existed (I guess its true what they say their is a fetish for everything!) and nor do I understand why its a thing for anyone. They are smoking--what more is there to it. I do not understand why or what anyone would get from it. It really sounds like a hard thing to live with seeing as how its every where.

But after researching it a bit and watching some videos on YouTube that shit looks like so much fun now because I feel as if I am now in on the secret! Before hand I never thought about the way I looked smoking but now FUCK. Im rdy to start recording videos on my own and posting them. I only say this because it looks so 'innocent' hehe. After all I am just sitting here smoking and talking doing things as I normally do--but now that I know guys are probably sitting at home jackn off to this shit its just so much more erotic now!

Guess I should get a buzz cut (This seems to be the general look for guys who do these smoking videos--a buzz cut) over the weekend and see if I get anymore subscribes (apparently your subs jump quickly once you start). My videos will be some what like this....Ok nothing like this but I like these two girls attitudes--you can tell they 'know' whats up.



So what about YOU. What fetish are you willing to try even tho you know you will probably get nothing out of it ?

[JP.]

I dont understand massage
http://www.xvideos.com/video2352352/...t_massage#80.6
but it's not hard to try

[skinIsIn]

It's "Fetishes" without an apostrophe. Yikes, spelling and grammar proficiency has really gone down the tubes!

[Comrad]

It's "Fetishes" without an apostrophe. Yikes, spelling and grammar proficiency has really gone down the tubes!

who gives a fuck you knew what i MEANT to say

[rareboy]

^ Well maybe. But spelling and grammar happen to be fetishes for some of us and misplaced apostrophes are real dick slayers.

[genthree]

These people would say an tartic as we know it is ant artic (spacing for emphasis)

Just me.

[Paws]

Your stupid.

[hylas]

uhm so let me get this right... youre already a smoker?
because i wouldnt start smoking for a guy.

id be willing to try out watersports. it depends a little on the scenario.

[rareboy]

Your stupid.

must.....


try......


to......


resist......


correcting.......

But back to fetishes

[G-Lexington]

I don't even know the question anymore.

Lex

[racer2438]

what was the topic again...................

[EuroSoccer]

what was the topic again...................

The OP wanted to know why there is a light in the fridge but not in the freezer

[star-warrior]

But back to fetishes

That's a fugly tat.

[rareboy]

^ Well he's supposed to be a bad boy smoking...a bit of rough trade maybe. It is way sexier than seeing some accountant in execuhose and a t-shirt smoking like Noel Coward.

Of course, someone might have that fetish as well, I suppose.

BTW

English grammar and spelling teacher disciplining student for mistakes.

[G-Lexington]

That's an ugly ascot.

Lex

[Scealle]

Food sex? Don't know. I can't do scat though.

[Nishin]

I will fall for a man in suit

[G-Lexington]

I will fall ON a man in a suit. So long as I can take it off.

Lex

[Audio Tech]

I'd try a lot of things, but smoking and scat aren't one of them.

I'd give watersports and bondage a try...

[pigface]

It's "Fetishes" without an apostrophe. Yikes, spelling and grammar proficiency has really gone down the tubes!

"Fetish's" while unvonventional, is in fact gramatically correct. The apostrophe, when not indicating possession, shows a letter has been omitted. E.g., It's or 'tis (it is), w'on't (will not), hallowe'en (even).

[oakpope]

Would be willing to try anything apart from harmful ones, scat, drugs. And bondage as I'm prone to great violence if someone attempts to bond me. And watersport would be restricted to the shower.

[LeicsDom]

Most fetishes are pretty illogical on the surface.
Usually, if you delve into someone's psyche, there can be found a reason for an unusual sexual stimulation.
For instance, many guys who are into being caned have childhood experiences of corporal punishment that lead to emotional or sexual gratification.
Many guys who are into feet will have jerked off into a sock as a teenager

etc etc

[LeicsDom]

"Fetish's" while unvonventional, is in fact gramatically correct. The apostrophe, when not indicating possession, shows a letter has been omitted. E.g., It's or 'tis (it is), w'on't (will not), hallowe'en (even).

An apostrophe usually indicates that the word is possessive
Fetish's is incorrect unless it is describing something that 'Fetish' possesses
http://www.eng-lang.co.uk/apostrophe_rules.htm

[maxpowr9]

Feet and fursuits. Although with the fur suit, that is more of a cosplay sort of thing.

[bankside]

A fetish is by definition something that is not obviously sexual but it is sexual in the mind of the person turned on by it. So I'd say playing with dildos is not a fetish because it's obviously sexual. And by definition, most people don't get most fetishes, because it relates to objects or settings that are not conventionally sexual.

So you could pick almost anything.

"I'm turned on by fucking on the kitchen table. I need to get fucked in the kitchen at least once a week if we're going to have a healthy sex life." Okay, sure.

"I'm into water sports." Sure, I think I could handle that.

"Can't explain it but I want to open up all the newspapers and fuck you while you lie on them. I get even more turned on if you get newsprint on your back." Awesome! Pile on!

"I have a garden gnome, and he likes to watch." Fine, but have him hide in the closet before I get there. I'll play innocent.

"I like to wear adult diapers." ….ehhhh….that's beyond "Just not really my thing" and more of a "turn off."

"And use them." No. It was nice knowing you.

"I have this thing about farms. Fuck me in the wheelbarrow and rub dirt on my chest?" Sure!

"Fuck me in hockey gear?" Okay then.

"I want someone to watch us. Other than just the garden gnome in the closet." Wow. Theoretically possible but…

"I cum if you chew on a cookie and then spit it into my mouth." Probably no. Seems like a degradation thing rather than just an eccentric thing, and degradation is a turn off. And even though in theory we could swap more spit just making out, a half-chewed cookie just….ewww….

"I get off on wearing my balloon man suit." Not into it but I could handle a fetish evening with you dressed up like that if it got you all horny and then we could get together once the costume comes off.

"Furrysex." No. Maybe ironically. But not if you take it seriously.

"Write the word 'apple nipple' on me with magic marker." Really? Okay….

[MoufOfKhaos]

^...so in those fetishes, what are YOU willing to do?

Because I thought at one point, that was the point of the thread.

[M10000]

How about those who made a comment about spelling answer the question. A fetish you may not understand but willing to try



pony play,

[bankside]

^...so in those fetishes, what are YOU willing to do?

Because I thought at one point, that was the point of the thread.

That was the point and that's what I was answering. None of those things actually turn me on, but I'd try some of them and not others as each line says.

Myself, I don't really have fetishes. (despite the theorising in my comments... hah! )

Truly I want interesting physical sensations with someone I care about.

I'm still with the one guy I felt comfortable enough with to go all the way with after 14 years, and we're still trying new things to see what happens. From my side, not a lot is fetish-based. I'm more interested in what we can physically do. Usually I react to most fetishes like they are an unnecessary distraction. Like as if I were reading a newspaper, but someone wanted me to read it while wearing a teenage mutant ninja turtles costume….don't need to…don't see the point…

But over time, I see some fetishes as a harmless bit of fun, even if I don't relate, so I'm happy to play along. I hope that's me being a fun boyfriend. But I don't think it is a way of life for either of us. Most of all we just get horny and do what we do when we touch each other, which is, I guess, the bare minimum, but also more than I could have imagined.

[Anders123]

Fetishism in general is a concept I struggle to grasp. I can understand it intellectually and in the abstract, but can't seem to help that I find it comical in actuality. Still, I would be willing to participate in some of the more innocuous fetishes if they appealed to a partner. Most all of them would take me out of my comfort zone, but I think it would be worth it to know that I was doing what I could to make sex as enjoyable as possible for him.

^...so in those fetishes, what are YOU willing to do?

I actually thought he made it quite clear which ones he'd be willing to participate in.

"Okay, sure." "Awesome! Pile on!" = Yes.

"It was nice knowing you." "...ewww." = No.

Edit: He already explained. I suppose that's what I get for browsing JUB with multiple tabs.

[bankside]

Fetishism in general is a concept I struggle to grasp. I can understand it intellectually and in the abstract, but can't seem to help that I find it comical in actuality. Still, I would be willing to participate in some of the more innocuous fetishes if they appealed to a partner. Most all of them would take me out of my comfort zone, but I think it would be worth it to know that I was doing what I could to make sex as enjoyable as possible for him.



I actually thought he made it quite clear which ones he'd be willing to participate in.

"Okay, sure." "Awesome! Pile on!" = Yes.

"It was nice knowing you." "...ewww." = No.

Edit: He already explained. I suppose that's what I get for browsing JUB with multiple tabs.

LOL! I have the same kind of comfort zone…and my guy does have a low fetish quotient, just a bit more than me. I have the same instinct for it that you do though, including the unintentional comedy factor…. It's hard for me to take a fetish seriously as being essential to the core of someone's sexuality, just because that is so different from my own reaction. Which is, "we have each other. what more could we need?"

Maybe that's the difference. I'd have a hard time relating to anyone's fetish, no matter what, if it were expressed as a need. If it were just some kinky fun then I think I should be a good sport about it, as long as things are reasonable.

[Comrad]

How far down did this thread have to go before I actually got an on topic reply. I guess when your trolling you have to keep things very subtle these days. But when I do it the mods are quickly prepared to meet me with warnings...Anyway

uhm so let me get this right... youre already a smoker?
because i wouldnt start smoking for a guy.

id be willing to try out watersports. it depends a little on the scenario.

Ya well. I do not smoke and not really planning on ever but in my mind I was kinda thinking a joint would be a good enough substitute.. Why not the end result is still the same right.

I just still don't understand where people get this shit from. I believe we all have had traumatic/memorable experiences in our lives but how does it devolpe into these life long sexual urges over some of the most wildest or simplest things. Sounds like fun but I don't think I would be happy to look over at my step dad smoking and think of sex I just cant.

[Nishin]

A guy I had come over once had a(n obsessive) fetish for pretend (???) cannibalism ... I tried to play but got very bored after like 2mn
*shrugs*
I also have a problem with guys who are very vocal and keep asking things during sex do like me doing you this, tell me you like my that... mkay the only vocalizations I'm going to tolerate (and welcome) are moans of pleasure, anything else is distracting and turning me off, just shut up already

[xbuzzerx]

Sharkplay.

[BENDERBOY]

I'll give most things a go, as long as there's no real pain or mess, so that's scat out.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Most fetishes are pretty illogical on the surface.
Usually, if you delve into someone's psyche, there can be found a reason for an unusual sexual stimulation.
For instance, many guys who are into being caned have childhood experiences of corporal punishment that lead to emotional or sexual gratification.
Many guys who are into feet will have jerked off into a sock as a teenager

etc etc

I see so people whom are into scat are full of shit LMAO hahah.

[G-Lexington]

A fetish is by definition something that is not obviously sexual but it is sexual in the mind of the person turned on by it. So I'd say playing with dildos is not a fetish because it's obviously sexual. And by definition, most people don't get most fetishes, because it relates to objects or settings that are not conventionally sexual.

So you could pick almost anything.

"I'm turned on by fucking on the kitchen table. I need to get fucked in the kitchen at least once a week if we're going to have a healthy sex life." Okay, sure.

"I'm into water sports." Sure, I think I could handle that.

"Can't explain it but I want to open up all the newspapers and fuck you while you lie on them. I get even more turned on if you get newsprint on your back." Awesome! Pile on!

"I have a garden gnome, and he likes to watch." Fine, but have him hide in the closet before I get there. I'll play innocent.

"I like to wear adult diapers." ….ehhhh….that's beyond "Just not really my thing" and more of a "turn off."

"And use them." No. It was nice knowing you.

"I have this thing about farms. Fuck me in the wheelbarrow and rub dirt on my chest?" Sure!

"Fuck me in hockey gear?" Okay then.

"I want someone to watch us. Other than just the garden gnome in the closet." Wow. Theoretically possible but…

"I cum if you chew on a cookie and then spit it into my mouth." Probably no. Seems like a degradation thing rather than just an eccentric thing, and degradation is a turn off. And even though in theory we could swap more spit just making out, a half-chewed cookie just….ewww….

"I get off on wearing my balloon man suit." Not into it but I could handle a fetish evening with you dressed up like that if it got you all horny and then we could get together once the costume comes off.

"Furrysex." No. Maybe ironically. But not if you take it seriously.

"Write the word 'apple nipple' on me with magic marker." Really? Okay….

We've dated the same guys, it sounds like...

I guess the real answer I'd give is that there are different shades of "yes" and "no". If a partner wanted to have sex while wearing a shirt, for instance, I could probably do that every time we had sex. If he wanted to do it while wearing a suit, maybe once a week. If he wanted to do it while wearing a suit of armor, or fursuit, maybe once a month. And if he wanted to do it while wearing a clown suit (complete with make-up), get the fuck out of my house.

Lex

[Scealle]

A guy I had come over once had a(n obsessive) fetish for pretend (???) cannibalism ... I tried to play but got very bored after like 2mn
*shrugs*

Lol what???? Did he like fake try to bite/ eat you or smth lol. That's kinda disturbing.

We've dated the same guys, it sounds like...

And if he wanted to do it while wearing a clown suit (complete with make-up), get the fuck out of my house.

Lex

It would do. Most people don't like clowns. Who do really?

[Str8Top14701]

If some guy wants to wear a garter and hose while I fuck his holes, I'm not going to bitch. If it's going to give me cancer, bad breath, old skin, emphysema, et al, the guy can go fuck himself.

[refujiunderground]

^ Well he's supposed to be a bad boy smoking...a bit of rough trade maybe. It is way sexier than seeing some accountant in execuhose and a t-shirt smoking like Noel Coward.

Of course, someone might have that fetish as well, I suppose.

BTW

English grammar and spelling teacher disciplining student for mistakes.

that is the flattest ass i've ever seen.

and being a virgin, i have a sex fetish

[ixthrock]

..."Furrysex." No. Maybe ironically. But not if you take it seriously...

Fetishism in general is a concept I struggle to grasp. I can understand it intellectually and in the abstract, but can't seem to help that I find it comical in actuality....

I have the same instinct for it that you do though, including the unintentional comedy factor…. It's hard for me to take a fetish seriously as being essential to the core of someone's sexuality, I'd have a hard time relating to anyone's fetish, no matter what, if it were expressed as a need. ...

See, substitute "sex in general" for the word "fetish," and you guys have summed up my feelings exactly, especially the bolded part. Come on, don't penises look absurd and inelegant? Isn't the act of coupling goofy-looking at heart? What's not to laugh about? Then we get into need and how serious some people get about sex, about trying to get laid. Though it may be a turn-on in my fantasies about dreamboats, in real life if a guy comes on like he's desperate to have sex with me, it's kind of icky. Several years ago I decided to not actively pursue sex, and I feel relatively well-adjusted compared to the guys I see trying to "score" all the time.

Sounds like fun but I don't think I would be happy to look over at my step dad smoking and think of sex I just cant.

Sexualizing smoking and sexualizing your stepdad seem like two whole different balls o'fetish.

... being a virgin, i have a sex fetish

you missed this part of bankside's post:

A fetish is by definition something that is not obviously sexual but it is sexual in the mind of the person turned on by it.

[xbuzzerx]

Hottest fettish ever.

[G-Lexington]

I'll admit to enjoying cartoon porn from time to time, but even I'm unnerved how much of it involves the bronies.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

I'll admit to enjoying cartoon porn from time to time, but even I'm unnerved how much of it involves the bronies.

Lex

I was actually, past a certain point, beyond amused and almost into a little disturbed/sad when Howard Stern actually instructed his staff at Bronycon to ask as many bronies as they could: are you a virgin, where do you live, and what do you do, and they could not find a single non-virgin out of the hundreds they talked to. Oh and I don't recall any of them not living at home, either.

[Telstra]

It should be "Fetish's you do not understand but Not willing to do... "

well there are alot of them that i'm not willing to do like fisting, scat, pissing, swallowing cum, piercing .....

[refujiunderground]

you missed this part of bankside's post:

my fault.

[ixthrock]

my fault.

that's okay. you still rock.

[ShihTzuTylenol]

don't get me started on fetish's I do not understand but am willing to do... I swear da gawd

[G-Lexington]

I was actually, past a certain point, beyond amused and almost into a little disturbed/sad when Howard Stern actually instructed his staff at Bronycon to ask as many bronies as they could: are you a virgin, where do you live, and what do you do, and they could not find a single non-virgin out of the hundreds they talked to. Oh and I don't recall any of them not living at home, either.

He didn't talk to Andrew WK.

Lex

[LeicsDom]

I just still don't understand where people get this shit from. I believe we all have had traumatic/memorable experiences in our lives but how does it devolpe into these life long sexual urges over some of the most wildest or simplest things. Sounds like fun but I don't think I would be happy to look over at my step dad smoking and think of sex I just cant.

My understanding is that something doesn't have to be obviously sexual to trigger a fetish. It can be that it is somehow linked to something nice, wither directly or indirectly.

For instance, as a teen you were chastised and caned. To comfort yoursefl you go to your room and jerk off spectacularly. This is then somehow linked emotionally to the caning so you develop a need to be caned to get the best orgasm.

[LeicsDom]

I see so people whom are into scat are full of shit LMAO hahah.

But their partners aren't