Churning Butter?!

[TheButchQueen]

I had a very odd date recently. We had been chatting online for a couple weeks and exchanged several pics, hot guy and we had good conversation. So we met for lunch. As I entered the restaurant I noticed him from afar and was happy to see he looked exactly like his pics, and when I got closer he looked even better than his pics! That never happens! Then I sat down, and his mouth opened and didn't stop complaining about everything in his life. I did not get a word in edge wise, nor did he ask me anything about myself. But that's not the odd part...after I left he texted me and told me he thought I was hot and wanted to "churn my butter". I had no idea what this meant, so I asked him to explain. He said churning butter is when you "breed" a guy (which means fuck unprotected and cum inside of), then he likes to go down there and suck the cum out of your ass, then pass it back and forth while kissing. Then take it back into his mouth, spit it back onto my asshole then continue fucking me!!?!?!?! Needless to say, I said No Thanks. Has anyone ever heard of this Churning Butter?!

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

1st worlds a cuisine is awsum in it a selections

haaaaa

[unloadonme]

I've not heard it called that before!

[doctorsun]

The first date is a little early to be busting out the obscure fetishes.

[JP.]

Do u mean snowballing? Yes but that isn't my thing

[HunterM]

I will never look at this the same again...


I'm done eating for now.

[palbert]

Never heard of it. Good thing to not hear about.

[LeicsDom]

Sounds like it is a combination of fletching and snowballing.

Pretty gross, to be honest, which is probably why they have a euphemism for it

[BENDERBOY]

It'd probably be hot to watch in a porno, not so much in real life.

[T-Rexx]

I would purchase this butter-making kit.

Then, I would invite him to a date and offer to let him "crank the handle."

Then, let him crank the handle. Litteraly.

[wilbur33]

Fetishes nowadays.....SMH. Whatever happened to a good-ol' fingering?

[G-Lexington]

I read this after reading that my brother took my niece to the Little House on the Prairie house, where she "churned butter for the first time" (she's six). So, you know, fuck you.

And as fetishes go, it's not that out there, but I hardly would bring it up after the first (non-sexual) date in the post-HIV world we live in. It almost sounds like he was trying to get rid of you. "My non-stop complaining didn't work. Time to pull out an unsafe, possibly off-putting fetish."

Lex

[TheButchQueen]

I guess it has other names as well, in any case its pretty disgusting. And hello!!! talking about completely unsafe in every way! I can only imagine if that's what he told me on the first date, what is he REALLY into?

And sorry G-lexington, it scarred me for life also!

[borg69unimatrix]

I've heard the term, but considering the motion it took to do it in the old days, I always assumed it was meant for masturbation, or possibly fucking. I had no idea it had all those other details added to it.

[EuroSoccer]

It almost sounds like he was trying to get rid of you. "My non-stop complaining didn't work. Time to pull out an unsafe, possibly off-putting fetish."

Lex

It sounds like it.
But who knows, there are people who like scat.............so

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm sure Ram does it all the time...

[loveguys72]

At least he made a lasting impression!

[cgymike]

Wow - soon felching may not even be a fetish...

[Anders123]

I've not heard of this 'churning butter' act before now, and my life really isn't any better for knowing it. It may in fact be worse, I think.

In regards to his forwardness, it seems almost incomprehensible to me. I can't imagine ever propositioning a veritable stranger with a cum-swapping bareback fetish, especially not after a first date that was mediocre at best. It's possible that he simply lacks knowledge of social norms, or simply disregards them for the opportunity to fulfill his fantasies.

Then again, Lex could be onto something. Some people can go to extreme lengths to avoid maturity and honesty, and I really wouldn't be all that surprised if that were the case with this man.

[justsimon]

That sounds complicated.