I Was Fucked In Porta Potty By A Trucker At a Truck Stop Last Night

[Zaphod]

Why is this something to gloat about? YOU GOT FUCKED IN A DAMN PORTA POTTY BY SOME DOWN LOW TRUCKER.A PORTA POTTY OF ALL PLACES.

Pretty much what I was thinking.

[Audio Tech]

Love, your magic spell is everywhere...

No seriously, I think that's a very sensible place to fuck someone you just met out in public. You can close the door so you don't get caught. And most of them don't smell bad at all, I've been in people's bedrooms that smell worse. Plus you don't have to worry about getting rid of him when you're done.

What.... you flush him when you are done??

[loveguys72]

Hey, sometimes when the heat is on you and there's a man by and willing, any port in a storm will do.

[GiancarloC]

Classy just classy. This is why some should just keep their pants on. Porta potties are disgusting... and usually smell horrendous.

[xbuzzerx]

Classy just classy. This is why some should just keep their pants on. Porta potties are disgusting... and usually smell horrendous.

No no no.

Klassy.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Hey, OP.

I smell a hit thread.

[cgymike]

The smell is usually so vile in those that IF I find I have to use one like at a public event I will sanitize BEFORE going in AND after. And never ever take a dump in one ...I couldn't stand it that long. In summer...even worse of course and flies swarming around as well.


Gosh I had a nice hard-on but now ...major shrinkage just thinking about this.

Ew.

PS If this is a porta potty fetish thread then label it as such...

[jmadaf]

Why is eveybody so grossed out, I fucked in a porta-potty before, right after it was cleaned, and in my eyes the guy was super hot. I'm glad for you man, with that ass I'd want you too, sometimes you can't turn down a good cock porta-potty or not.

[bi-4u2]

i ohs so wanted to have sex with my bf in the restroom at movie tavern but i was so turned off when i went in there.

[maxpowr9]

There's a line of port-a-jons in the New England area called "Mr. Cesspool". I always like to joke: "Is there a Mrs. Cesspool?"

[MattClaimer]

Awesome for you brother! Glad you got it and glad you enjoyed it! Livin it to the extreme it seems! Good for you dude!

Some of you people are just fuckin amazing. So fucking what does it matter to YOU what this guy did, who he did it with and where? If it makes him happy, then SO BE IT! Good for him!

If you don't want to do it in a port-o-let, then don't! But for those who do, let em. Why do you care? How does it impact your ability to live and function in life?

Everybody has different likes and tastes and desires. Just because someone else's enjoyment doesn't line up with yours, means you get to judge and criticize? I don't think so. And gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones? Bunch of hypocritical, judgmental asshats.

[USEDCAR]

Thanks for the good laugh

[Hard-up1]

If you don't want to do it in a port-o-let, then don't! But for those who do, let em. Why do you care? How does it impact your ability to live and function in life?

Everybody has different likes and tastes and desires. Just because someone else's enjoyment doesn't line up with yours, means you get to judge and criticize? I don't think so. And gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones? Bunch of hypocritical, judgmental asshats.

Aww, c'mon. No one was circulating a petition to get the member banned or moved out of our neighborhood. He deliberately MADE the thread about the Port-a-potty, even posting it in the title. It wasn't an incidental detail, it was the main course.

He knew he was making a farce thread and the forum responded as requested. While not trolling, it was an exercise in the "Ewwww, you did WHAT?" genre.

Your defense is altruistic, but a bit against the windmills on distant hills.

To your assumption that "gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones," that suggests we are some monolithic group. There are entitled gays, deprived gays, liberated gays, vain gays, shallow gays, judgmental gays, bitter gays, and an entire spectrum. Gay isn't a social or philosophical calling -- it's a sexual orientation. We were not and will never be some morally or socially superior band of brothers in the larger society. We will always be as flawed and troubled as the Fundamentalists, the drug addicted, the automatic weapon advocates and the like. We are everyone.

[Rolyo85]

^^^ This. Though gays SHOULD be more tolerant as a whole, but too many are too bitter for that.

[Scealle]

What a wild place to get it on

[Kahaih]

What a wild place to get it on

Yes, and someone would have to come up with the idea, and be slapped for doing so.

An, of course, someone would have to be sent in to scout out/asses the conditions first.

NOT IT!!!

[palbert]

One wonders at the appointments. Reading lamp, quality TP, an accessory kit with soap, toothpaste, hand and facial balm, a mini-bar, a nice towel assoertment, robes.

[GiancarloC]

Some of you people are just fuckin amazing. So fucking what does it matter to YOU what this guy did, who he did it with and where? If it makes him happy, then SO BE IT! Good for him!

RICH... just rich. HE POSTED IT ON THIS FORUM trying to make it our deal. So we have a right to give feedback on it.

If you don't want to do it in a port-o-let, then don't! But for those who do, let em. Why do you care? How does it impact your ability to live and function in life?

Again we're just giving our feedback.

Everybody has different likes and tastes and desires. Just because someone else's enjoyment doesn't line up with yours, means you get to judge and criticize? I don't think so. And gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones? Bunch of hypocritical, judgmental asshats.

He posted it on this forum to tell us and people here have a right to tell their opinions. This doesn't have a thing to do with being tolerant or fucking what not.

[cgymike]

There's a line of port-a-jons in the New England area called "Mr. Cesspool". I always like to joke: "Is there a Mrs. Cesspool?"

Discuss!!!!!!!!!!

[EuroSoccer]

Aww, c'mon. No one was circulating a petition to get the member banned or moved out of our neighborhood. He deliberately MADE the thread about the Port-a-potty, even posting it in the title. It wasn't an incidental detail, it was the main course.

He knew he was making a farce thread and the forum responded as requested. While not trolling, it was an exercise in the "Ewwww, you did WHAT?" genre.

Your defense is altruistic, but a bit against the windmills on distant hills.

To your assumption that "gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones," that suggests we are some monolithic group. There are entitled gays, deprived gays, liberated gays, vain gays, shallow gays, judgmental gays, bitter gays, and an entire spectrum. Gay isn't a social or philosophical calling -- it's a sexual orientation. We were not and will never be some morally or socially superior band of brothers in the larger society. We will always be as flawed and troubled as the Fundamentalists, the drug addicted, the automatic weapon advocates and the like. We are everyone.

This ^^^

Just to make it clear MattClaimer, there is no problem with people fucking in a Porta Potty or even inside a washing machine if they desire to do so (most people do not give a shit what people do in their private life).
But when someone starts a thread in Hot Topics about some unusual sex experience presenting it as if they just discovered the cure of cancer, some of us might have a problem with it.
If it was in another section of the Forum, probably half of us would not even have bothered to reply and the other half would have complimented him (that includes me).
But posting it in HT which generally is populated by people who don't even visit the porn section of the site, and where people post mainly light stuff or look for some advice, it's obviously asking for this kind of feedback.

Plus I don't think people were judging him, we had just a bit of fun, that's all.
After all you have to admit that doing it in a Porta Potty is a bit funny...........I can imagine the whole thing moving while they are doing it.
This to me looks like a troll thread.
I don't know if it was intended or not, but sure as hell it looked like one.

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

The porta potty was clean like I said before, and there was a restroom, but we didn’t do it in there because we would have got caught...the porta potty was private and had a lock.

It wasn’t a date lol, the trucker actually approached me and decided to break the ice by asking me “so you’re a korn fan huh? (I was wearing a korn band tee (t-shirt)”…..then he said “that's a cool shirt, I actually been to one of their concerts before”…he had my attention after that. It was when he started saying semi-flirtatious things and comments I realized that he’s not just talking to me because he’s a korn fan too, but he’s attracted to me…either that or he was just super-duper horny lol.

As for the negative people on here, I'm not offended at all because posting my business I knew some of you were going to call me dirty or say I’m disgusting because of the idea of sex in a porta potty. I like the JUB forum because it's a place where we can share our ideas and experiences with each other, and I just wanted to share a first for me… I've never had sex in a porta potty until that night or with the trucker for that matter but it was great and he was really nice!!!!!

[rareboy]

What you need to look for are the truckers with the luxury cabs that have their own sleeping bunk.

Did you guys promise to try to hook up again or is this just ships passing in the night?

[holeconfusion]

Love the raw sex horniness of your porta potty hook up.

Be careful though. Those things tip over.

[TheSpectatingLoner]

If you don't want to do it in a port-o-let, then don't! But for those who do, let em. Why do you care? How does it impact your ability to live and function in life?

Everybody has different likes and tastes and desires. Just because someone else's enjoyment doesn't line up with yours, means you get to judge and criticize? I don't think so. And gay people are supposed to be the tolerant ones? Bunch of hypocritical, judgmental asshats.

notthatserious.com

Porta-potties are fucking gross and some of us voiced that.

On to the next one. (and add a coo-sign to everything Hard-up just said)

[Telstra]

I just realized what a porta potty is

[BENDERBOY]

Wonder what Telstra reaction about this?

[Hard-up1]

It sho' 'nuff is the 21st century when you can have a virtual Portapotty.

[Audio Tech]

The porta potty was clean like I said before, and there was a restroom, but we didn’t do it in there because we would have got caught...the porta potty was private and had a lock.

It wasn’t a date lol, the trucker actually approached me and decided to break the ice by asking me “so you’re a korn fan huh? (I was wearing a korn band tee (t-shirt)”…..then he said “that's a cool shirt, I actually been to one of their concerts before”…he had my attention after that. It was when he started saying semi-flirtatious things and comments I realized that he’s not just talking to me because he’s a korn fan too, but he’s attracted to me…either that or he was just super-duper horny lol.

As for the negative people on here, I'm not offended at all because posting my business I knew some of you were going to call me dirty or say I’m disgusting because of the idea of sex in a porta potty. I like the JUB forum because it's a place where we can share our ideas and experiences with each other, and I just wanted to share a first for me… I've never had sex in a porta potty until that night or with the trucker for that matter but it was great and he was really nice!!!!!

Well, I must admit that I don't really know what I'd do when the moment presents itself. My own experience with porta potties has been pretty gross, but then I have to give you props for grabbing life by the horns. In the end, we only have this ONE time to make the most of.