I Was Fucked In Porta Potty By A Trucker At a Truck Stop Last Night

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

After That Great Experience All I Can Say Is… I Loveeeee To Suck Big Dicks!!!!!

[LeicsDom]

What is Porta Potty?
Is it one of those one horse towns with a General Store and lonely cowboys?

[CupidBoy]

Get dat D sis.

[-Xibalba-]

Gross.

What is Porta Potty?
Is it one of those one horse towns with a General Store and lonely cowboys?

A port-a-potty is an outdoor toilet. I usually see them at fairs, outdoor concerts, some rest stops.

They're absolutely disgusting. They're small and there is barely any room in them. Let alone to be trying to get it on with a man.

[BENDERBOY]

Well done mate, nice to see someone getting some.

[gatormonster]

That's Classy!

[JP.]

Wonder what Telstra reaction about this?

[Medusa]

Why is this something to gloat about? YOU GOT FUCKED IN A DAMN PORTA POTTY BY SOME DOWN LOW TRUCKER.A PORTA POTTY OF ALL PLACES.

[TheSpectatingLoner]

That is fucking gross. Bathroom sex in general is so unsexy to me, but the stench of a porta-potty is just extreme to me. I don't think it's humanly possible for me to get an erection under such conditions.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

folk like porta pots save um get out armchairs

haaaaaaaa

[palbert]

Too much information.

[LeicsDom]

Gross.



A port-a-potty is an outdoor toilet. I usually see them at fairs, outdoor concerts, some rest stops.

They're absolutely disgusting. They're small and there is barely any room in them. Let alone to be trying to get it on with a man.

Ah, we call them PortaLoos

Port a Potty seems to me to be a babies' toilet

[G-Lexington]

Portaloo sounds like an obscure stop on the Underground.

And OP, I'm happy if you're happy, but it neither sounds appealing or even "wild". It sort of puts into mind people who specifically like their sex as "nasty" as possible. The horribly cramped conditions are bad enough, but add the smell and yo'd be looking at a complete boner killer for me. I'da rather taken the guy into the woods where we could spread out and take our time.

Lex

[T-Rexx]

How romantic!

[EuroSoccer]

How romantic!

[JayHawk]

Was there a line for your porto booty?

[Rolyo85]

Ah, the dignity of putting out for DL truckers in fake public restrooms.

[Vannie]

Breaker breaker 1-9....

You have your big floppy cock out Good buddy?

Meet me in the next pickle park,and watch out for Smokey the Bear...

Over.....

[HunterM]

^ Roger that.
Over and out.

[palbert]

Why not use the truck cab.

[borg69unimatrix]

Why not use the truck cab.

That's what I was thinking. I can barely stand to piss in one of those things, and attempt to hold my breath the entire time I've been in one.

At work, we call them Chemical Toilets.

[GregKII]

Lol At least someone is getting some action, I haven't had any in three weeks..

[jaysizzles]

I've always called it a porta john...agree with others that it's kind of gross. Those things usually reek.

[borg69unimatrix]

Maybe he found one like the Tardis in Dr. Who... It's Bigger on the inside??

[refujiunderground]

yo... mr. donk, is that you in the avatar and in your profile pic? DAMN.... whoever that is, i'd sniff and lick that ass.

[palbert]

I have never worn this to a truck stop,

[RaKroma]

Was this your first sexual experience that you were so elated to tell the world about it? Did you hear all the shit sloshing side to side while he was fucking you? The pubic hairs stuck to urinated floor, the strong stench of human waste, oo-lala, sexy!

[Huntneo(PT)]

Thanks for sharing!

Keeping life interesting, huh?

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

First of all dudes, the trucker was young (32yrs) & attractive…well I thought he was attractive!!!

Second, we talked for about 20-30mins prior to fucking…if that helps lol

Third, the porta-potty we were in wasn’t dirty and didn’t smell disgusting or anything!!!!

Forth, it was late at night and not that many people around so I don’t think anyone seen or noticed us.

Last, Even though the porta potty wasn’t that roomy…the sex was good...real good…he was packing and he was giving it to me good!!!!

[BENDERBOY]

First of all dudes, the trucker was young (32yrs) & attractive…well I thought he was attractive!!!

Second, we talked for about 20-30mins prior to fucking…if that helps lol

Third, the porta-potty we were in wasn’t dirty and didn’t smell disgusting or anything!!!!

Forth, it was late at night and not that many people around so I don’t think anyone seen or noticed us.

Last, Even though the porta potty wasn’t that roomy…the sex was good...real good…he was packing and he was giving it to me good!!!!

Sounds fucking hot.

[xbuzzerx]

First of all dudes, the trucker was young (32yrs) & attractive…well I thought he was attractive!!!

Second, we talked for about 20-30mins prior to fucking…if that helps lol

This totally changes things imho.

[Hard-up1]

Just because you can . . . doesn't mean you should.


No, wait. Wrong thread.


Still . . . .

[HunterM]

This totally changes things imho.

Yeah...my thought exactly. They talked...before sex. They were on a date. Very romantic indeed.

[PreTTy PeTe]

he's my prince charming. i loves him.

[rareboy]

I'm

Just


Not


Feeling


It.


But if you can rock a Port-a-Potty......Good Times.

[PreTTy PeTe]

I'm

Just


Not


Feeling


It.


But if you can rock a Port-a-Potty......Good Times.

do you mean JJ

oh no me and JJ in a port oh potty.

[palbert]

Don't come a-knockin if the potties a-rockin

[EuroSoccer]

Just because you can . . . doesn't mean you should.


No, wait. Wrong thread.


Still . . . .

I know..........easy to do that kind of mistake

[ryanboy]

When you gotta have cock you gotta have it! I've never been laid in a porta-potty but who knows what the future holds.

[Lefty]

By any chance is this disgusting thread a parody of the

one about the guy being orally and anally raped and he liked it.

O/P, I don't care how well you clean up, you are not invited to

any of my spa/pool/patio parties...ever.

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turns green and heads for nearest TILED facility
choking and wretching...

[ElmosToe]

If anything, just get tested at least.

[diamondstar]

Get that dick OP! I ain't mad at you bro

[Telstra]

Wonder what Telstra reaction about this?

I can film this and make good porn out of it.

[Audio Tech]

Maybe he found one like the Tardis in Dr. Who... It's Bigger on the inside??

Thanks a bunch! Now I'll never look at that show the same way ever again!



I just can't believe anyone would be PROUD to get fucked in a porta potty..... EEWWWW!!!
I was gasping for air the last time I had to use one. I mean, DAMN!

But then.... who knows what I would do if the mood arises...

[AlmondMilk]

Congrats o_0

[Adrock-JD]

Some trucker was stuck in a port potty?

What??

[SonOfSlobone]

Love, your magic spell is everywhere...

No seriously, I think that's a very sensible place to fuck someone you just met out in public. You can close the door so you don't get caught. And most of them don't smell bad at all, I've been in people's bedrooms that smell worse. Plus you don't have to worry about getting rid of him when you're done.

[The Fly]

Truck stops have indoor plumbing, why would a "porta-potty" be there?
And if it DID happen, don't brag about that, it's just nasty.

[loveguys72]

Props for gettin' your freak on! I can think of a few unorthodox places I hooked up in my wild and carefree youth.

[backagain]

Well... need to know all the facts... was the fucking before you took a shit or after took you a shit.

Just trying to get a sense of your tastes.
Well I can already guess.