They may call it an endoscopy/colonoscopy, but I call it oral/anal violation. And I have to pay a deductible? That's an outrage! They should pay me!
They drugged me then they fucked me, and then they gave me pictures of the whole thing so I can re-live the event!
The best part was the recovery room nurse. He was tall, dark, hot and had a tattoo peeking out from the sleeve of his scrubs. I think he liked me, because he went and got me cranberry juice and graham crackers, and even unwrapped them for me!
The discharge papers said I should get this done every ten years, but I'm ready to go back next week if I can have the same recovery room nurse!