Another Mayor Booker rescue Adventure..(We knew it was coming)

[MisterMajestic]

The Democratic Party most Beloved opportunist strikes again....It's Jan 24th and the Newark Mayors office is patiently waiting for ANY rescue Call to come in...The Local news Station is on Speed-dial and The Mayor's Staff Cell-Phones are programmed to Express-Video record within seconds.....Mayor Cory Booker gotta start rescuing Humans & Animals EARLY in the New Year since Governor Krispy Kreme got all the credit for the Sandy Storm ...

The Phone eventually rings!!!!!!!!.....Mayor Booker screams "There is a God!!".....The Good Mayor Booker is told there's an abandon dog somewhere in the Freezing Newark Streets. The Good Mayor powders his face, Checks his Dress-slacks for any visible Cum-stains, makes sure his Assistant has a working Cell-Video-Cam then springs into action to find and save the poor pooch....

...Lights, Camera, Action.....

The Mayor finds the Freezing Pooch and makes sure the Cell-Video recorder records him down on his knees on his "best side"...The Good Mayor gives his BEST Denzel Washington performance....

"(Tears rolling down his lying Face) I'm here pooch (with the Cameras rolling) and I promise you on my Dead Grandmothers grave that you shall never be left in the Cold again. I Promise ALL Dogs & Cats across this Great City and State you will NEVER-EVER be left in the cold again!!!..."

I'm sure 89yr old New Jersey US Senator Frank Lautenberg is enjoying these Booker adventures as much as I am....

(P.S..Dont you just Love the Matching Black headband that went well with his suit...LOL...)

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1248324

[chrisrobin]

[nycguydowntown]

I want to like Corey more than I do (he's cute and maybe on the down low?) but he is such a media whore and his opportunism is like a club hitting you over the head---subtle he's not.

[MisterMajestic]

I want to like Corey more than I do (he's cute and maybe on the down low?) but he is such a media whore and his opportunism is like a club hitting you over the head---subtle he's not.

Don't feel bad I wanted to like The Good Mayor years ago when his Profile hit the mainstream...But the first signs of Cory possibly being Media Whorish was his RELENTLESS campaign to get Conan O'brien to acknowledge him on his Late night show. Then it just went down-hill after that, but he got the Media Mainstream asking who the Fuck he was...

He created his Fame. I'm not hating on his desire to be a Famous Political figure but I am laughing at his Game...Will it win him that NJ Senate seat & $200G's Salary that he wants? ...We'll see...I will clap the Loudest if he has the Last laugh....

Is he Gay? Rumors say yes but no one has produced any public pics of Cory being out and about with a Guy....Your Gay-Bidar and my Gay-Bidar says YES but we have no proof.....

Is he on the down-low? Well in the Black Community the Down-Low means you either have a Wifey or steady Chick and you see guys on the side. The Good Mayor does not have a Girlfriend and he's not married. The Down-Low theory does not apply to a Single man. He can be Closeted or simply Private but not down-low....

[Lostlover]

Booker's a total joke. The last two years that he's been on Bill Maher, he's been campaigning: not really saying much and keeping his attacks against the GOP's silliness to a minimum.

Hate career politicians. So I hate this clown.

[nycguydowntown]

Wow--he's never had a girlfriend or dated? I thought maybe he was with someone besides his parents.

[MisterMajestic]

Well...he never said he NEVER had a Girlfriend he just claims he's always been to busy for one..LOL...(Wink, Wink)

A Straight Dude is NEVER too busy to get some Pussy and a Gay Dude is NEVER too Busy to get some Dick & Ass...

Can you imagine how many Single-Gay-Bi Cops & Fire-Fighters have been alone in his Presence? Like a kid in the Damn Candy store....

[Jack Springer]

I like Cory. I don't know a thing about his background, but he always presents himself well when he's on camera.

[loki81]

he'll be a good Senator, since that's all about talking and generating publicity... I'm glad he's not running for Governor, though.

[frankfrank]

I doubt that he'd beat Christie anyway. Does Christie run one more time? I don't know how many terms a New Jersey Governor can serve.

[MisterMajestic]

Let the games begin....New Jersey US Senator Frank Lautenberg says he's retiring next year.....

Lights, Camera, Action...........

[loki81]

Let the games begin....New Jersey US Senator Frank Lautenberg says he's retiring next year.....

Lights, Camera, Action...........

thank God... he should have retired 6 years ago, he's way too old.

without him, I'd say the seat is probably safely Booker's unless he really fucks something up.

[MisterMajestic]

The Good Mayor will Def have the LAST laugh if he can pull it off....

[loki81]

The Good Mayor will Def have the LAST laugh if he can pull it off....

well, "good" mayor...

[CoolBlue71]

I don't want New Jersey mayor Cory Booker in the U.S. Senate. Last year he sucked up to Bain Capital and Mitt Romney and, when you get down to it, he'd be just another corporatist.

[Just_Believe18]

Haha, that was funny. Thank you for the link, Majestic.

[GiancarloC]

Well for that run for US Senate, he certainly has enough PR material to work with... running into burning buildings and such. Opportunist or not, a clever politician.

[MisterMajestic]

Some might call The Good Mayor a CLEVER politician with his eyes on the prize....There was a telling moment during the Presidential campaign when Cory decided to go off-party message on Meet the Press and defend Romney....

Cory was very Lieberman-like in that moment...We got rid of Joe do we want a younger version of him?

[GiancarloC]

I'm not too concerned about that defense of Romney... Cory is probably wishing he took that back, but that's not a big concern for me. Asides from that, I think Kasim Reed is a more respectable rising democrat than Booker. Once Georgia's demographics shift more, he'll probably make a run for Senate there.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/kasim_r...-217438-1.html

[loki81]

I don't want New Jersey mayor Cory Booker in the U.S. Senate. Last year he sucked up to Bain Capital and Mitt Romney and, when you get down to it, he'd be just another corporatist.

you can't live in North Jersey and not cozy up to Wall Street for campaign donations (see also: Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand). I don't think it's that big of a deal, though maybe I'm biased since Goldman Sachs keeps a roof over my head.

I think his chief competition in the primary will be Frank Pallone, who I kinda like a bit better than Booker (he's got more of a record of being critical towards Wall Street and "too big to fail" at least), but the election probably goes to Booker if he can pump primary turnout in the cities (unless he runs a really shit primary campaign or something)