The Democratic Party most Beloved opportunist strikes again....It's Jan 24th and the Newark Mayors office is patiently waiting for ANY rescue Call to come in...The Local news Station is on Speed-dial and The Mayor's Staff Cell-Phones are programmed to Express-Video record within seconds.....Mayor Cory Booker gotta start rescuing Humans & Animals EARLY in the New Year since Governor Krispy Kreme got all the credit for the Sandy Storm ...
The Phone eventually rings!!!!!!!!.....Mayor Booker screams "There is a God!!".....The Good Mayor Booker is told there's an abandon dog somewhere in the Freezing Newark Streets. The Good Mayor powders his face, Checks his Dress-slacks for any visible Cum-stains, makes sure his Assistant has a working Cell-Video-Cam then springs into action to find and save the poor pooch....
...Lights, Camera, Action.....
The Mayor finds the Freezing Pooch and makes sure the Cell-Video recorder records him down on his knees on his "best side"...The Good Mayor gives his BEST Denzel Washington performance....
"(Tears rolling down his lying Face) I'm here pooch (with the Cameras rolling) and I promise you on my Dead Grandmothers grave that you shall never be left in the Cold again. I Promise ALL Dogs & Cats across this Great City and State you will NEVER-EVER be left in the cold again!!!..."
I'm sure 89yr old New Jersey US Senator Frank Lautenberg is enjoying these Booker adventures as much as I am....
(P.S..Dont you just Love the Matching Black headband that went well with his suit...LOL...)
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1248324



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