Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (The most Awesome, Ugly & Badass Witches you'll ever see)

[MisterMajestic]

90-Min.....(....Good..).


I saw this Flick late last night and it was better than I expected....The Director went all out in making the Witches Ugly as Sin and Warrior like Fighters. Hansel & Gretel (Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton) get their Asses kicked during every battle scene..There's Blood galore with exploding heads, Body parts being torn a part, people getting smashed to bits and all of it makes this B-Flick a winner in my book...

There is an Ass-shot but sorry Fellas it's not Jeremy's booty....This is the 3rd film I've seen Jeremy in over the last 2yrs and the more I see him the more Handsome he becomes...I always thought his "looks" were just average @ best but now that I'm seeing him over & over & over I really like his Face...

Jean Grey from X-Men is the Lead Witch in this Flick...She has become the B-Flick QUEEN...LOL..At least she's getting work though...

All you Sci-Fi-Action Lovers should go see H&G...It's worth the ticket...The Flick is Fused with the Once upon a time fairy tale theme with a whole lot of Fowl Cussing & Killing....

[MissAnne]

I didn't expect that I would actually love it. A lot of movies havent been good lately and I was weary. About 20 minutes in, I was like "This is actually pretty good.

Side Note: That woman had a cute butt and I was waiting to get a look at Jeremy's. No Dice! That was a let down. Either show both or none at all

I really enjoyed Gemma Arterton. I think that she is just beautiful and I loved how badass she was.
Everyone was badass, really. Jeremy was great, as usual. I didn't expect it to be as funny as it was. I suppose that a movie about witch hunting couldn't be entirely serious.

Im rambling, but its just because I really enjoyed it. I would also encourage others to see it as well.

P.S. Jeremy is having a baby ????

[MisterMajestic]

If H&G does well at the Box Office I hope the Studios green-light part 2.

Miss Anne I was trying HARD to place the Beautiful Gemma Arterton (Gretel) face...I knew she looked and sound familiar but I couldnt remember which Flick(s) I've seen her in...Then I looked her up and she was the Princess in The Prince of Persia with the Good-looking Jake whats-his-face..

Not to give away any spoilers...What I thought was interesting is that the Giant Troll didnt do more during the Final battle scene...

[Ninja108]

This movie was actually pretty good. Def would recommend it to people.

[MissAnne]

Miss Anne I was trying HARD to place the Beautiful Gemma Arterton (Gretel) face...I knew she looked and sound familiar but I couldnt remember which Flick(s) I've seen her in...Then I looked her up and she was the Princess in The Prince of Persia with the Good-looking Jake whats-his-face..

To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize her at all. I just thought "Who is that, She's beautiful"

I too went home and goggled her and Ive seen The Prince of Persia !. I don't know why I didn't recognize her.

That's a good point about the Troll Edward. He did seem like a gentle soul that could kick some ass. Maybe he was a bit conflicted. He was supposed to help witches, but which one ? Idk

It does look like they set it up to make a sequel. Fingers Crossed.

[HunterM]

I was not planning to see this movie. Based on your favorable reviews, I'll go see it tonight. You guys have better be right...or y'all will have to suck me.

[MissAnne]

Oh and Gemma was in the Lost in Austen miniseries. I saw that too! and still didn't recognize her.

Really good miniseries though.

I was not planning to see this movie. Based on your favorable reviews, I'll go see it tonight. You guys have better be right...or y'all will have to suck me.

I really hope that you like it. I think that you will.