"Boyvagine" was a first time for me the other day. Prompting a hilarious gif from MissAnne.
Some things are not to be understood, only accepted.
And yes, I hate "manpussy" and "boycunt" and all those as well. "Baby batter" just sounds especially gross to me. Apparently, "sperms" is at least mildly common one in the UK. "Drink my sperms!" That one just makes me smile at how dumb it sounds.
but as for an addictive behavior. i've been jerking off since i was 8 and it's been a favorite thing to do. i actually tried to stop doing it between the years of 2001 to 2005 without much success. i regret that wholeheartedly. i thought that not masturbating would make me into a better person, make me have more energy, make me interested into women because i had no interest in them and i was also struggling with my attraction to guys as well. i basically thought masturbation was what was ruining my life at the time. i think catholic school, me believing god at the time and people looking down on masturbation made me frown down on it. stopping it didn't really do nothing except make me want to jerk off more, leave me more stressed out, angry, and etc. when i finally snapped back into my senses, i realized that i was wasting valuable time worrying about bs and i should get back to masturbating like how i'm supposed to. so from that point, i vowed to never ever quit masturbating or deny myself from myself again. i feel that when i don't masturbate, i am hurting myself and bringing myself back to where i was in that 2001 to 2005 period. i don't want to relive that shit ever again. i would much rather kill myself.
Well, masturbating isn't bad and I wasn't trying to imply it was at all, only that doing it frequently and such seems to be a huge preoccupation in your posts sometimes. That's why I wondered if it was perhaps a little bit addictive or compulsive.
If I find it difficult to finish or not as enjoyable.. I give it a break for 24 or 48 hours. Then it's amazing again.
I think ~about once a day is pretty normal, from your posts though seriously I was thinking you were doing it 10 times a day.
Last edited by Nishin; January 28th, 2013 at 03:02 PM.
I guess I dislike it because in addition to being dumb, it's also borderline juvenile. It's like hearing a guy say "Yeah, suck my peepee."
I confess that job searching is horrible. Even more so when there are these annoying job scams out here.
" For all there is to feel, let it be felt"
― Emeli Sande
Not job searching, but I've been doing what amounts to "cold call sales calls" recently, and for the love of GOD, do I hate doing them.
Nobody appreciates the struggle we poor children of rich parents have to endure.
I find cold calling hateful and am glad those people haven't got my cell phone number yet.
I have no idea what y'all are talking about. I never heard of any of this.
BEWARE! Harassing the Indian may result in sudden and severe hair loss.
I saw it too.
I hate having candy around because I have absolutely no self-control and will simply keep pulling it out and eating more of it till it's gone.
Last edited by rareboy; January 29th, 2013 at 03:37 AM.
You are in Philadelphia.
Of course you have lull moments. There's only so much time we can spend edging.
I suggest reading Cat's Table by Michael Ondaatje.
Or Chelsea Lately's book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang.
Otherwise, at least JUB is better than sitting there covered in Cheeto dust playing first person shooter video games.
Last edited by rareboy; January 29th, 2013 at 06:18 AM.
Some people just like to be reminded of the positive things here on JUB.
That's a shame about Tomba. I did rather like his posts. Maybe he'll be back sometime. I have to say I still don't fully understand all the "leave JUB" flavors... can someone come back from "guest" status?
I confess I'm working standing at my desk. I told my co-worker I was doing it because it made my back feel better, but I'm really doing it because I'm kinda horny, and it feels better to stand.
Tomba acknowledged a few months ago that he did sometimes come to JUB to 'bait'.
(I'd look for the thread but we can't use the search function for ex-JUBbers)
^ it's like that picture back in post #541
It's like stoking a fire
It's like adding spice to a recipe
It's like jerking off your sleeping boyfriend
We know all about baiting, don't we Pat?
This sounds about right.baiting
present participle of bait (Verb)
Deliberately annoy or taunt (someone): "the boys reveled in baiting him about his love of literature".
Torment (a trapped or restrained animal), esp. by allowing dogs to attack it.