The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[xbuzzerx]

Hi Seghers! I know you only by reputation but heya.

[palbert]

Ok, here's the thing (this is Seghers, btw): First of all it wasn't my intention to "come back", but seeing as I've started enough drama here lately I feel like I should at least offer my own explanation of what happened and how this thing went down.

As a few of you know I go to japan ever so often with my bf. Because of my interest in japan's gay culture I found this gay site where westerners can meet and talk to japanese men and they can share information about gay things to do in japan, etc.
Well, on this site there's an "introduce yourself/show current pics of yourself" type of thread, and browsing through that I came upon a guy who's pictures were the same as those that bender has posted here. The guy had an email address listed on his profile so I looked it up on facebook, and sure enough he had a facebook profile.
Now, initially I thought that it was benderboy's own profile so I actually sent a message apologizing for suggesting that his pictures were fake on JUB (I have screen prints of this if anyone's interested), but when the guy never answered I became a little suspicious and did some digging and found another "benderboy" profile on another forum that also had an email address listed. When I checked that address on facebook I got a completely different account.

That to me was pretty much proof of what has now been revealed to be true, so I decided to send that info to one of the mods here. I actually just picked one of the mods at random and it happened to be quasar.

After not getting a reply for about ten days I sent another message asking if he had got my message. I probably shouldn't write anymore of what was said in our pm conversation as I imagine that it's against the coc, but basically the only info I was given was that the situation had been dealt with.
Now, because I could see that bender was still around I was getting worried that I had (again) wrongfully accused him of something and wanted to know if that was the case so that I could at least know if I had sent my apology on facebook to the wrong guy or not.

When quasar didn't want to say anything about it I did something stupid: I threatened to make a thread about the topic here in HT.
I pretty much immediately understood that this was out of line and apologized. I did, however, not threaten to reveal anyone's personal info here, that is a misunderstanding.
I had an idea that I would make a thread where I would (again) question whether bender's pics were real, and if he would deny it (again) I would send him the info that I had sent to quasar in a pm.

So that pretty much sums it up. Again, my apologies to the mods, especially quasar, for my clumsy approach.

So the chain of charm is broken. Is it Bender or Memorex?

[borg69unimatrix]

You HAVE to go back to "SEGHERS" though. I can't get used to the new screen name.

[loveguys72]

I like MysteryLovesCompany. Inventive and sophisticated.

[G-Lexington]

I hereby bestow on Seghers II the nickname "MyLC".

Lex

[palbert]

The MODS will kill this thread as soon as they've read it.

[pat grimshaw]

Dear 'Seghers', welcome back!

But now you have abandoned the name, I'd love to know if the 'Seghers' name had a special meaning that I can't find in Google.

[RazorzEdge88]

Wow, it sure sounds like Seghers was being really shady, just like Quasar told me!

/sarcasm

[maxpowr9]

I hereby bestow on Seghers II the nickname "MyLC".

Lex

My first thought to that abbr. was "my little cunt". One day he will flower into a beautiful woman.

For Razoredge, completely sober. No need to blow into the USB breathalyzer.

[G-Lexington]

My first thought to that abbr. was "my little cunt".

I figure it'll be like MILF. And in something of the same vein.

Lex

[Pianist]

I'm rather thankful for how oblivious I am to most of the goings on around here and feel that my choice to remain mostly disconnected from pretty much everyone on JUB was/is a wise decision.

In other confession news... I like playing Wizard 101 and Pirates 101 online.

[RazorzEdge88]

I'm rather thankful for how oblivious I am to most of the goings on around here and feel that my choice to remain mostly disconnected from pretty much everyone on JUB was/is a wise decision.

Then why post here?

[maxpowr9]

I figure it'll be like MILF. And in something of the same vein.

Lex

Mangina I love forever?

[G-Lexington]

Mangina I love forever?

Man I'd love to fool around with.

Then why post here?

Ooo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning.

Lex

[maxpowr9]

Ooo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning.

Lex

With that said, I am under the firm belief that women get bitchy when they're not getting any and I stand by that claim. It's true to a lesser extent when a guy doesn't release.

[G-Lexington]

With that said, I am under the firm belief that women get bitchy when they're not getting any and I stand by that claim. It's true to a lesser extent when a guy doesn't release.

Possibly so. If anybody needs any help, let me know. I'm here for you.

Lex

[RazorzEdge88]

Ooo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning.

Lex

It's not even snide - I'm just curious. Why would you want to post here if you barely care about anyone? I don't really see the point.

[MysteryLovesCompany]

So anyway, thanks for all the kind words guys. It means a lot

[loveguys72]

And here you thought you were unloved.

So anyway, thanks for all the kind words guys. It means a lot

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

The MODS will kill this thread as soon as they've read it.

If they do delete the thread or any post they know 10 more will take its place its like the Hydra creature. The more you try to silence the people the more drama and attention they're going to draw.

I think its best they just let every vent their angers and issues out as long as its tactful and in time this will pass.

[xbuzzerx]

If they do delete the thread or any post they know 10 more will take its place its like the Hydra creature. The more you try to silence the people the more drama and attention they're going to draw.

I think its best they just let every vent their angers and issues out as long as its tactful and in time this will pass.

Oooooooooh.

The Multi-Headed Mythological Regenerative Hydra-Spawned Confess something that will surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB 2013 thread.

I like it.

[MoePhoenix7]

Oh, CG. Bender doesn't have much (if anything?) to say. Instead he has his little fan club cronies (one in particular) speak for him. He's yet to directly come at me. He's not completely stupid.

He's not going to answer any questions. And honestly--there's nothing to ask. He did something stupid and got a slap on the wrist for it. I'm just bringing it up because I can and love the fact that it pisses some people off. I'm sure if it were me (not that I would do anything so silly), I would be treated in the same manner. I just want fair treatment of everyone--fakes, phonies, sockpuppets, waffles, and the JUB "celebs" (as one of Bender's goons referred to him as).

Pure comedy.

I confess that I don't know of this bender person you're referring to.

Either I've been away too long or they're just completely boring and irrelevant and crashed under my radar.

[G-Lexington]

It's not even snide - I'm just curious. Why would you want to post here if you barely care about anyone? I don't really see the point.

It's the confession thread. He's confessing he's coming back, hoping to find something of note, and not finding much to hold his interest. Made sense to me.

Lex

[RazorzEdge88]

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.

[G-Lexington]

Hell, my explanation wasn't THAT good.

Lex

[MoePhoenix7]

No, I really wasn't trying to be bitchy. I have no idea who these people are.

And from judging from this thread, looks like I have good reason.

*sighs*

Stealing pics and fan-girling over fake JUB profiles is sooooooooo 2010.

[G-Lexington]

Well, Ms Tastemaker, any ideas on coming trends for 2013? What's hot and what's not? What's on and what's gone? I have to at least pretend to stay current.

Lex

[RazorzEdge88]

Hell, my explanation wasn't THAT good.

Lex

It was actually a non sequitur.

[xbuzzerx]

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.

I confess this was so directed at me.

[MoePhoenix7]

Well, Ms Tastemaker, any ideas on coming trends for 2013? What's hot and what's not? What's on and what's gone? I have to at least pretend to stay current.

Lex

As we all know, in this ever evolving world we live in, trends are basically like a newborn baby; a new one is brought to us every single time we take a breath. Some people might not understand this, but the fashion world is an extremely fast-paced one, if you’d ask me. One day, people in the industry are very much into floral patterns and oversized round sunglasses, and the next day, they’re obsessing over what to wear with their Jason Wu Spring/Summer 13 bustier. Yes, there are certain people that do this just because they have the frantic need to always be on trend, and they don’t bother throwing on an exaggeratedly oversized cape that looks hideous on them because as long as they’re wearing what everyone else seems to be coveting at the time, they’re satisfied with themselves. On the other hand, there’s another group of fashionistas who take their time to study a certain trend, and only if they love it and think they can actually pull it off, they go ahead and make it their own, putting a twist to the trend that turns it into something unique. Of course, the latter are my kind of fashion buddies.

If you’re digging this whole oversized cape trend, don’t forget to consider looking at yourself in the mirror before you go out in the streets. If it doesn’t do anything for your body and makes you look not so good, then you should probably leave this along with stealing pics and fan-girling to the tragic wannabes and desperate burnouts.

[G-Lexington]

Excellent, oh FashionFenix. I was planning on doing a Captain Harlock-style number, as I feel it takes the cape style towards the gargoyle-goth realm, and the flowingness would accentuate my side wings. I of course will get an emerald-to-forest green lining - red on green, never seen.



Lex

[loveguys72]

I dunno, Lex. Could read "Christmas" too much. Now emerald to royal purple.....

Excellent, oh FashionFenix. I was planning on doing a Captain Harlock-style number, as I feel it takes the cape style towards the gargoyle-goth realm, and the flowingness would accentuate my side wings. I of course will get an emerald-to-forest green lining - red on green, never seen.



Lex

[refujiunderground]

seghers's is back.

[G-Lexington]

I dunno, Lex. Could read "Christmas" too much. Now emerald to royal purple.....

Emerald lining on black cape on olive gargoyle = stunning.

Lex

[loveguys72]

Most assuredly!

Emerald lining on black cape on olive gargoyle = stunning.

Lex

[refujiunderground]

If they do delete the thread or any post they know 10 more will take its place its like the Hydra creature. The more you try to silence the people the more drama and attention they're going to draw.

I think its best they just let every vent their angers and issues out as long as its tactful and in time this will pass.

a huge WTF @ your screenname, sir.

are you a superhero? i seen your pic too in the profile. you look like you are a superhero. you go to comic con?

[xbuzzerx]

Didn't he used to be Bonerfied?

[youfiad]

I like to get down and dirty at work with my ghetto booty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Vw...ature=youtu.be

[xbuzzerx]

I like to get down and dirty at work with my ghetto booty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Vw...ature=youtu.be

L m a o

[refujiunderground]

I like to get down and dirty at work with my ghetto booty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Vw...ature=youtu.be

you tried, man. you tried.

[refujiunderground]

Didn't he used to be Bonerfied?

i have no idea.

[JohannBessler]

Bender made his "apology" (and Seghers saw it). I can tell you there won't be another one forthcoming.

Lex

I see.

Lexy, you and several others have said Bender apologized, but for some reason, I didn't see it. I saw a confession, but not an apology.

So he did apologize. Hmmm.

Well, that's good enough for me.

@BB: brother, you might have to tough it out. Just be patient. Most people will forgive.

[borg69unimatrix]

"apology"... in quotes, Mr. Bessler.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

a huge WTF @ your screenname, sir.

are you a superhero? i seen your pic too in the profile. you look like you are a superhero. you go to comic con?

LOL if you watch 'Avatar the Last air Bender' series you'll get the reference plus it makes me laugh.
no I have'nt been to comic con but love to one day.

Didn't he used to be Bonerfied?

Yes I was

[loveguys72]

Don't feel bad. I couldn't do any better.

I like to get down and dirty at work with my ghetto booty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Vw...ature=youtu.be

[RazorzEdge88]

I like to get down and dirty at work with my ghetto booty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Vw...ature=youtu.be

I thought that was awesome.

[JohannBessler]

"apology"... in quotes, Mr. Bessler.

lol somebody else reminded me of that fact behind the scenes, Borg.

Point taken.

[JayHawk]

I confess to eating hatful gay hate chicken from chik-fil-a....

It was sooooooooo gooooooooooood!!!!!!

[xbuzzerx]

I confess Jayhawk reverts to like, 13 on the toipc of Chik-Fil-A. (TROLL!)

[MissAnne]

I confess, that I don't love how we're snitching on JUBbers' post comments now.

I also confess that I do it sometimes, but I dont use names.