This is truly embarrassing..last night Im searching for query :"beefy guys" at xhamster but the search was pretty misleading. It directed me to "beefy cunt" really ? Is that how straight men refer to fat-pussy? Really?
Is that a new term? Beefy cunt? What's so beefy about plump pussy? I think they taste like chicken..anyway, curious I clicked it and
I liked it
I shoot my load to this demented wrecked- vampirela pussy ( I hv a thing with goth girls with big boobs,idk)
What do you think of straight stuff mixed in gay queery? Is this one of straight strategy? I've seen tranny porn in gaynet which later expand to bisexual orgy and therefore little by little we exposed to boobs and clits. HDU!
But...the good news..maybe our stuff also mixed in straight porn too while majority of men pay attention to cock more than clit, so hmm...another win for us
1. I'm involved in an illicit (but platonic) friendship.
2. I have a mildly inappropriate crush that will be appropriate in a few months, but I feel like I'll lose my chance if I wait. Note: The person in question is of legal age.
3. I'm about to eat most of a bag of candy.
The second confession involves someone I work with (not the coworker I mentioned a while back). There's no policy about interoffice relationships, but I feel awkward about it. I'm also her indirect superior. She will most likely be leaving her position in a couple of months.
Something interesting happened few days ago. A friend of mine, let's call him J who we went for a road trip for a week came by and hang out with me and another friends again. So we are sitting in the kitchen, chatting and we are talking about my girl friend being feminist, so my friend said to J, "I am sorry if my feminist side came out too strong." To my surprise, J said "It's okay, I am gay. Don't care." All of us literally went what? He's the typical masculine Dutch guy, always talking about beer, drugs, weed and boobs. I spent a week with him and couldn't tell he's gay. We thought he was joking but he was not. And the funny thing is that my girl friend said I am gay too, and caught J off guard. He said he didn't know that and just thought I am metro sexual.
I take a water aerobics course with just one other male. He's a bit older than me, not necessarily attractive but not bad looking, either. After the last class, as always, we went to the changing room to get dressed. Our lockers are in a position such that we're not near each other, but we can see each other if we look in the right direction. We started chatting a bit, and I noticed that he pulled off his swimsuit at roughly the same time I did. And on something of a whim, I decided "I'll stay naked as long as he stays naked". This ended up being something of a feat. Because first he dried himself off thoroughly, then he worked on wringing out his swimsuit, then he seemed to be fiddling with his clothes... And I stood there trying to busy myself during this time. Through it all, we kept chatting, and kept tossing glances at each other. Nothing overtly flirty, but it was kinda fun.
I want to shout out loud "I am back" but I guess it's better to stay low because I think people already forgot who I am.
I'm waiting for an email back from my crush …*My gmail alert pops up and it's some mass mailing from my grandfather, about Bob Hope's house. A few minutes go by and the alert goes off again … My grandfather is now passing on a piece of news about puppies. I think he's going to give me a heart attack.
Drank a lot of whiskey last nite and passed out. I woke up this morning with my stomach in knots thinking I was gonna puke. It came out the other end and I still ended up near the toilet most of the day. Dumped at least 7 times today.
I just had a fab knee-trembler with a really nice guy. We've done it about 4 times now; I think we're progressing.
I put up a suit for a ball tonight. This is my first time wearing it. I feel like I am finally growing up
And oh, remind me to buy a leather black shoes, I have to wear sneakers for the ball.
But I suppose that isn't my confession... today I got probably too angry over my new puppy. I walked into the toilet to piss after sleeping. Next to the toilet I have a table that holds tissue and towels and such. So just as I had walked up and started pissing, she walked up, stood on the table (she is female mind you), and commenced to piss right next to me on the floor. So angry, we have been through all this and have made most of the headway into potty training... grrrrrrrrrrrr.... so I smacked her ass while she was doing it and put her into her kennel.
Just saw this today
Japanese are amazing people
Then I saw the pricing
I admit I died a little inside
I wish I am rich
Im back from 'fucking' wazp bitches..
judging from the thread movement- we're experiencing very snail season in jub.
I dont understand, maybe they're busy having job. I have a job too but Im not busy..
but the thing that confuse me...: do people realize that this JUB is a slice of freedom to be ANYTHING,WTFER they want!? It's a free-freedom while jiving with familiar faces I dont understand why people just take it for granted/deserted this place?
First off..I smh my head with the lefty- news...is it for real?
I thought it's a gig- hello/goodbye that often played in JUB, I really can't churn the news correctly.
I really want someone talk to me/pm me if you willing to give me details but somehow I dont want to know..because it SUCKS big time to know someone you've been talking in pm for years while knowing his character little by little and he must gone completetly. Im not handle this thing very well so I think...
Lefty might be just retired-
that's what I think in my head.
Saw naked photos on reddit of...well, not really a business colleague. But somebody who technically could be one soon. Vaguely knew of him on the periphery of my circle. He didn't use his name, but he gave out a hundred and one facts about himself, and posted face shots. Don't really mind one way or another, but found it surprising.
^surprising or arousing ?
I love being the token Asian guy and token gay guy. I love being different from my groups of friend
I did a google image search for the amazon logo.
Search result #4:
That looks like Gay Darth Vader's Death Star.
thought this thread was worth a bump since I've got a decent confession
I have a mini-vacation coming up (3 days off) and no one in my life knows about it... I need a mental health break from the world. going to order a pizza, lock the doors, and spend a couple days by myself playing video games while my friends/family all think I'm at work.
god love my friends, but I know that if they knew I was off, they'd take it personally that I just wanted to hang out inside and catch up on my gaming.
^ Sounds like an excellent idea.
Jeeze i'd almost forgot about xbuzzerx.
I'm jealous... I'd kill for a few days off to myself.
I found two black leatherette boots in the trash today and am quite smitten with them...
Hasn't civilization expanded enough???
So basically you're getting the same thrills I did after down loading New galaxy maps and mods for Star Trek Armada. I get it!!
Someone in JUB offered me to shave..I said "no." I did the right thing. I got more hits recently..with facial hair
Some handsome dudes..who are out of my league / making my knees weak...suddenly just talking to me and I know they're gays from the way they lock my eyes. (you can't hide that)
but..unlike fictional bragging stories you often encountered here:
Nothing ever happened
Im dead in casual-ty
I can't continue..in advance
I'm in a relationship and couldn't be happier... but I still get a voyeuristic enjoyment out of browsing dating/hookup site profiles.
my BF is the jealous type so I'd never mention it to him, but I don't even tempt fate by looking at local profiles or using GPS-based apps. I move my profile from foreign city to foreign city just so I can read random profiles on boring afternoons.
After some marathon working [2 weeks straight at 8+hours each] I'm taking a personal day tomorrow. So tomorrow I am gonna be speed dating. First date is at 11:30. Then another one at 1:30. Then another at 4:30. And the last one at 7:00. Alcohol will be involved in all four dates but no sex. Best part is, all these dates are in Worcester: a city I don't even know.
Chalk this up as a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
While driving around San Francisco today, we drove through Castro to see the Pride crowd. While waiting at a light there was some huge commotion and a group of people ran across the street in front of us, trapping us there. Then a bunch of cop cars pulled up and got out, guns drawn, wandering the crowds. Finally the people and cops cleared enough when the light turned green we turned and got the check out of there.
No idea what was going on, but it reminded me enough of news coverage of Boston it kinda freaked me out. I wanted to have dinner somewhere down there in "Gay Mecca", during Pride, but instead we had burgers at some dirty dive called All Star Doughnuts that I doubt could pass a health inspection, had bums in the parking lot, and a pigeon walked in while we ordered. While eating, we saw a bum pull a pop out of the garbage and drink it.
Bums frequently dig through the dumpster at our hotel. At home I'm used to seeing those "homeless" guys on street corners with fairly decent shoes... I'm not used to seeing this level of poverty.
While I'm ranting on San Francisco, the drivers here are insane, and very aggressive. Most cars have dings and scrapes on their bumpers. The buildings are stacked up like pictures I've seen of the Greek island of Santorini, which is kinda of cool, but they all look the same to me and nearly impossible to differentiate between businesses or individual homes. I don't know the city well enough, so driving around it seems like we flow from poverty to affluent block to block, and ethnicity groups the same way.
Don't get me wrong... I like it here, and its fun, but it's still a culture shock, and so much faster paced than I am used to. It's far dirtier than Portland or Seattle.
I found this on the web... maybe we were on Market? The time is about right.
You are right about the neighborhoods and the distinct differences. Driving is intense and tricky but I get really calm in frenzy situations and that is how I am when I drive around the city.
How was the parade?
We're watching the parade on tv now... we only did a drive through earlier. It was more than the BF wanted to do. We didn't see and naked guys, but a few near naked men and women. He confirmed the news link I posted... that's where we were (Market). We'd driven all over the city previously. I got disoriented.
No. We didn't hear it in the car. At least I don't think so. We did hear a boom earlier but we assumed that was fireworks??? We just got back from a midnight run for food, and it was terrifying. The Carl Jr. we ended up in was in a scary neighborhood, and the patrons were almost just as bad. I'm amazed we weren't mugged. One guy was passed out and paramedics came to wake him. Some other guys on the street were trying to sell a stolen generator. A cab driver nicely yelled at us for driving in the bike lane while coming back, and we got lost a few times even with the GPS. Oh, and the streets stunk like a city dump.
For a city this big, I'm amazed at how little was open this time of night. More is available back home.
Today instead of went to parade, family went to new unfamiliar asian grocery stores in Lynwood..
I know that...all hip and well groomed asian could be find mostly in West Seattle but the amount today are ridiculous...
and Im not even yet speaking of my type, they're all very refined.
It's good tho..asian guys are far more different than what I've seen 10 years ago (when I was 17) we all ditched fancy colored hairdo, effeminate apparels and one by one start drinking protein shake and became gym bunnies..
But they're (me? included?) are hardworkers which enjoy the sweetest thing for last, even though- they reach the target, but still it's difficult to find hot buff gorgeous asian guys at porn, I must went there to saw them from my own eyes...because hot asian guys usually are tied to norm/family, they might blur themselves if they ever play in actual porn number.
I cant believe my eyes though- somehow that was better than gay pride
especially my sushi sensei from Oshima- faux japanese cuisine..
boy needs extra training for his sashimi combo because it tasted like chinese food BUT I forgive him..he's such a cute bunny, he is 10 I see..totally my type. Of course he isn't japanese..Japanese people won't likely to mingle in melting pot of asian food court, they usually want to appear as authentic as possible, that market is full of Korean, Filipino, Vietnamese and that cute bunny probably a rare looking Taiwanese
My most embarrassing moment that I said to mom that he's cute/handsome..'cuz I cant say to anybody else
and ...I bit my chopstick after I ate- like I bit a chopstick- you know..then he suddenly grab my stare and nod his head on me, smiled...
Ow..is that a green light for me?
Ok..why this story matter? Because unlike any other story, I actually wanna come back and ask his number..
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I passed on those firm and young korean tall toned and pretty guys- altough one of them really have the body of hourglass (huge pecs/ bubble butt) but Idk..Im not into young guys recently..
I was drooling over men around my age/ over 30s - they're usually come paired with frail wife (very unsexy woman) seriously none of their wife are even match (maybe they went out with his mom? )
but some also carried small babies- so it's obvious, Im hitting stocky, asian gym dad with small babies and wife, I disgusted with myself..
I still look like 17 tho
So my interesting day has come to a close.
Date 1 was the most interesting. We showed up at a healthy restaurant that apparently was closed so we went to some mexican place. Got a tequila and quesadilla. I no joke got sick [tequila and rich foods at 11am is not good for my stomach]. Went to the bathroom to puke and shit. Then the guy brought me back to his place and I got a BJ.
Date 2 was thankfully a no show. So I chilled at Starbucks which lead to an encounter with a stalker which I learned from via Date 3/friend.
Date 3 is a friend and the main reason I was in Worcester today. Struggled to eat a gluten-free pizza and a scorpion bowl. Went back to his place and I napped for 30 mins on his lap.
Date 4 basically was a date I was dreading because he was a whiny little bitch and there isn't enough tampons and Midol to satiate him. This supposed smart guy has a JD and then he showed up at the wrong bar. So much for street smarts. Date lasted 30 mins and could not be happier to be rid of him and I feel good riddance to Worcester.