The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[G-Lexington]

Double-wide wave. Not proud of it, but there you be.

Lex

[Scealle]

I think what we actually need are confessions about what booty type you have.

Sadly my butt is Flat

[borg69unimatrix]

Sadly my butt is Flat

^^ mine is between a "Donk" and a "Badonk".

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I think we'll need to see some photographic evidence from everybody.

Lex

[palbert]

Where can I get a Cliff Notes for this Thread?

[JayHawk]

I confess to having a normal arse with a bit of bubble and when I drink too much and party too much it gets very donk - eee!

[Huntneo(PT)]

I actually agree with you there, I'll hand this over to Hunty. He's a much warmer persona and shows more empathy and I think his conversational style would be far gentler - which may coax more information out.

Oh, CG. Bender doesn't have much (if anything?) to say. Instead he has his little fan club cronies (one in particular) speak for him. He's yet to directly come at me. He's not completely stupid.

He's not going to answer any questions. And honestly--there's nothing to ask. He did something stupid and got a slap on the wrist for it. I'm just bringing it up because I can and love the fact that it pisses some people off. I'm sure if it were me (not that I would do anything so silly), I would be treated in the same manner. I just want fair treatment of everyone--fakes, phonies, sockpuppets, waffles, and the JUB "celebs" (as one of Bender's goons referred to him as).

Pure comedy.

[Scealle]

^^ mine is between a "Donk" and a "Badonk".

I love Donk, Badonk and Muscle butts. Rest are ok.
I love all butts to be honest :P

[G-Lexington]

Where can I get a Cliff Notes for this Thread?

I miss the old thread, I hate these threads, you suck, no you suck, I jerked off, fuck Bender, here's my ass.

You're welcome.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

I love Donk, Badonk and Muscle butts. Rest are ok.
I love all butts to be honest :P

I love butts.
I love all the butts.
But you can't love all the butts.

...I'm sorry. I'm thinking about butts again.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

I confess that I think we'll need to see some photographic evidence from everybody.

Lex

Haven't I posted my Ass here often enough ???

[G-Lexington]

Haven't I posted my Ass here often enough ???

"Haven't I posted my ass here enough" is like asking "are you getting too much fresh air?" In short, no such thing.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

^ never too many ass pics.

[Stoowii]

I confess I think I have a thick ass. Working on making it bubbly and or muscly. XD

[xbuzzerx]

I think mine is "normal" from Rareboy's chart but the image isn't 3-dimensional enough to say it with certainty.

[JayHawk]

How deep will i have to go to verify?

[G-Lexington]

...am I going to have to post the first ass photo? I did that last time. :/

Lex

[rareboy]

How deep will i have to go to verify?

I think we need to probe as deeply into this as possible.

[xbuzzerx]

How deep will i have to go to verify?

I think we need to probe as deeply into this as possible.

Stop it's my esophagus already.

[JayHawk]

Stop it's my esophagus already.

Oh damn did I go in the wrong end again? I suck at directions....

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...am I going to have to post the first ass photo? I did that last time. :/

Lex

Nope me first...

[Stoowii]

^That's a nice ass and hole.

[ChickenGuy]

speaking on benderboy, i think the person he most importantly owes an apology to isn't here right now. seghers. he chose to self delete for whatever reason but he was the one that brought it up. i remember how bender and a few other people tried to make seghers into some villian going like "how dare he accuse benderboy of stealing pics and etc?" benderboy and a few others were willing to throw seghers under the bus because of that. bender LIED saying that the pics was his, he stopped posting his pics in the gallery because someone was stealing his pics, and etc. so seghers ended up looking like a hater and being humiliated because bender got busted and he used his little fanclub to manipulate the situation.

all of a sudden, bender fesses up after quasar finishes seghers work and then most people want to pretend that everything is okay. me personally, i don't give a fuck if dude wants to post fake pics and etc, okay but the fact that he was trying to make folks look like haters when he knew he was wrong, is some other shit.

so yeah, bender, you should pull up seghers last post where he posted his facebook and drop him an apology when you get the chance.

And this was the stage where my anger with Quasar came to the forefront (and possibly casued the thread to be closed) - I mean, we at least at this stage know what we can expect for Bender - but Quasar? THAT was a disappointment. I'm not aware of how it all went down, but as far as I know, it was Seghers who caused ALL of this to be revealed. Were it not for him, Bender would STILL be playing his fake avatar persona.

And what thanks does Seghers get for bringing all of this to the attention of the mods? To be labelled by Quasar as 'vindictive' - while in the same post he forgives Bender all his wrongs, regrets that it all had to ever come to our attention, and flirts around with Bender as if nothing at all has happened.

Erm, independent and unbiased view, anyone? It's just ridiculous. Seghers gets pasted and portrayed as a spiteful and bitter villain, while Bender (AFTER being found out) is still this wonderful perfect 'young' JUBber who can do no wrong. And all this from a MOD of this site.

Don't expect any apology Refuji - YOU yourself were on the receiving end a few months back of BenderGang's sniping and sarcasm and bullying - and YOU never got any apology. And Quasar knows as much how I felt about that at the time too. Fortunately you've got a thick skin and were able to brush it all off. Whether Seghers does I've no idea. If they DO get in contact with him it'll be to continue the harrassment and name-calling - because Bender must be furious with him at this stage. His cheap little fake persona has been exposed despite the mod's connivance to prevent it from happening.

Since the mods will no doubt delete or edit my post, I've copied the text and saved it on my computer and I'll repost it if necessary. I'm sick of the mods silence and tacit approval of everything Benderboy has done in the last few months.

(but I will leave this whole issue alone now and move on as I've said everything I wanted to say)

[tombastep]

And this thread will be closed soon enough.

[G-Lexington]

I won't lie - I do love a hairy ass.

(but I will leave this whole issue alone now and move on as I've said everything I wanted to say)

Don't you fucking DARE let this die. If they delete your post, post it again. If they delete the thread, start a new one. If they ban you, I'll fucking taking it up for you. This thing is NOT going away.

And this thread will be closed soon enough.

That's OK. We can always start another one, and restart the conversation. Some things deserve to remain out in the open.

Lex

[AshyPhoenix]

Fuck this.

[G-Lexington]

(deleted after previous deletion)

Lex

[ChickenGuy]

Forget about my rant.

Fuck this.

Ashy I read what you originally typed. Do you have your parents or friends or someone close to you to talk to? Is it an issue with your meds or chemical balance or depression? Hope you'll start a thread and talk to us (either here in HT or in Coming Out/Relationships) as I'd hate for a lot of side-issue drama on other topics in this thread to be overshadowing us trying to help you back on the right track.

There are a lot of people (and many more qualified than me) who can help you and care about you on JUB. Never forget that.

[refujiunderground]

And this was the stage where my anger with Quasar came to the forefront (and possibly casued the thread to be closed) - I mean, we at least at this stage know what we can expect for Bender - but Quasar? THAT was a disappointment. I'm not aware of how it all went down, but as far as I know, it was Seghers who caused ALL of this to be revealed. Were it not for him, Bender would STILL be playing his fake avatar persona.

And what thanks does Seghers get for bringing all of this to the attention of the mods? To be labelled by Quasar as 'vindictive' - while in the same post he forgives Bender all his wrongs, regrets that it all had to ever come to our attention, and flirts around with Bender as if nothing at all has happened.

Erm, independent and unbiased view, anyone? It's just ridiculous. Seghers gets pasted and portrayed as a spiteful and bitter villain, while Bender (AFTER being found out) is still this wonderful perfect 'young' JUBber who can do no wrong. And all this from a MOD of this site.

Don't expect any apology Refuji - YOU yourself were on the receiving end a few months back of BenderGang's sniping and sarcasm and bullying - and YOU never got any apology. And Quasar knows as much how I felt about that at the time too. Fortunately you've got a thick skin and were able to brush it all off. Whether Seghers does I've no idea. If they DO get in contact with him it'll be to continue the harrassment and name-calling - because Bender must be furious with him at this stage. His cheap little fake persona has been exposed despite the mod's connivance to prevent it from happening.

Since the mods will no doubt delete or edit my post, I've copied the text and saved it on my computer and I'll repost it if necessary. I'm sick of the mods silence and tacit approval of everything Benderboy has done in the last few months.

(but I will leave this whole issue alone now and move on as I've said everything I wanted to say)

you pretty much wrapped and summed it up to a t.

[JayHawk]

Deleted after deletion of the deleted was deleted for the deletees.

[JayHawk]

Oh and here is a picture of my ass.... done in the spirit of this thread..... erm..disregard the guy in the avatar.... cough cough

[oakpope]

I think what we actually need are confessions about what booty type you have.

I confess I think I'm an the 'Flat' one

I confess tonight I feel like I'm on the brink of insanity. (Time to change meds maybe ?)

I confess seeing so much drama about fake persona here on JUB is saddening for me.

[rareboy]

Fuck this.

Talk to us.

[xbuzzerx]

Oh and here is a picture of my ass.... done in the spirit of this thread..... erm..disregard the guy in the avatar.... cough cough

That is NOT badonk!

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Talk to us.

I agree. I missed whatever was posted before, but I'd like to know what's wrong Ashy.

[G-Lexington]

Oh and here is a picture of my ass.... done in the spirit of this thread..... erm..disregard the guy in the avatar.... cough cough

He's hot, naked, in an appropriate position, and in a nice location...but I'd rather have the real one.

Lex

[rareboy]

Ok so since Jayhawk did it, so will I.

this is me.



in an alternate universe.

[borg69unimatrix]

Ok... ONE more time.... I swear, my ass sees more sunlight in JUB then in real life.

[G-Lexington]

I would totally fuck you.

In an alternate universe.

And maybe even this one.



You I'd fuck any time, in any universe. Jesus.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

I would totally fuck you.

In an alternate universe.

And maybe even this one.


You I'd fuck any time, in any universe. Jesus.

Lex

LOL Thanks Lex !

Oh... and while I was searching my files to find my ass (no jokes, please)... LOOK what I did find!!!
Remember this, Ashy ?????????

[JayHawk]

I would totally fuck you.

In an alternate universe.



And maybe even this one.



You I'd fuck any time, in any universe. Jesus.

Lex

There you go again about fucking Jesus. No wonder the fundies hate us....

[loveguys72]

^Hey, no posting pcis of others!

Although, it is giving me naughty thoughts.

[JayHawk]

Ok so since Jayhawk did it, so will I.

this is me.



in an alternate universe.

Oh damn I know you... did you used to have a tramp stamp that said "Lucky You" ????

[G-Lexington]

There you go again about fucking Jesus. No wonder the fundies hate us....

Even Jesus would say "DAMN!" to an ass like that.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Oh damn I know you... did you used to have a tramp stamp that said "Lucky You" ????

I confess I thought Rareboy's tramp stamp would say "JUICY"

[MysteryLovesCompany]

Ok, here's the thing (this is Seghers, btw): First of all it wasn't my intention to "come back", but seeing as I've started enough drama here lately I feel like I should at least offer my own explanation of what happened and how this thing went down.

As a few of you know I go to japan ever so often with my bf. Because of my interest in japan's gay culture I found this gay site where westerners can meet and talk to japanese men and they can share information about gay things to do in japan, etc.
Well, on this site there's an "introduce yourself/show current pics of yourself" type of thread, and browsing through that I came upon a guy who's pictures were the same as those that bender has posted here. The guy had an email address listed on his profile so I looked it up on facebook, and sure enough he had a facebook profile.
Now, initially I thought that it was benderboy's own profile so I actually sent a message apologizing for suggesting that his pictures were fake on JUB (I have screen prints of this if anyone's interested), but when the guy never answered I became a little suspicious and did some digging and found another "benderboy" profile on another forum that also had an email address listed. When I checked that address on facebook I got a completely different account.

That to me was pretty much proof of what has now been revealed to be true, so I decided to send that info to one of the mods here. I actually just picked one of the mods at random and it happened to be quasar.

After not getting a reply for about ten days I sent another message asking if he had got my message. I probably shouldn't write anymore of what was said in our pm conversation as I imagine that it's against the coc, but basically the only info I was given was that the situation had been dealt with.
Now, because I could see that bender was still around I was getting worried that I had (again) wrongfully accused him of something and wanted to know if that was the case so that I could at least know if I had sent my apology on facebook to the wrong guy or not.

When quasar didn't want to say anything about it I did something stupid: I threatened to make a thread about the topic here in HT.
I pretty much immediately understood that this was out of line and apologized. I did, however, not threaten to reveal anyone's personal info here, that is a misunderstanding.
I had an idea that I would make a thread where I would (again) question whether bender's pics were real, and if he would deny it (again) I would send him the info that I had sent to quasar in a pm.

So that pretty much sums it up. Again, my apologies to the mods, especially quasar, for my clumsy approach.

[rareboy]

Welcome Back Babe.

We've all missed you like kittens.

Stick around, please.

[unloadonme]

Welcome back Seghers.

[G-Lexington]

Thanks for coming back and posting. And thanks for coming back, period. You were missed.

Lex

[loveguys72]

I confess I'm hoping for peace on the forum. Or at least a lack of open hostility.

[oakpope]

Hello Seghers, glad to see you anew.

[MissAnne]

Nevermind.