The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[xbuzzerx]

And I can confess that Pat Grimshaw occasionally demonstrates a refined vocabulary. You don't very often hear 'pugnacious.'

[pat grimshaw]

^ you and Giancarlo and your old Canadian friend personify it.

He says the practice of invective is a form of art.

[Taz]

I have to confess that —even though he and Giancarlo are so adolescently pugnacious— I confess Xxbuzzxx is occasionally quite perceptive.

Maybe not so much in this thread but in those CE&P threads where xxbuzz lets out an occasional squeak of insight amidst their barrage of thuggery.

You wouldn't recognise insight if it smacked you in the tits.

[palbert]

Were T. S. Eliot Australian he would've written:

"Do I dare to eat an avocado?"

(apologies to Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.)

[refujiunderground]

i confess to being in the BEST MOOD OF MY LIFE. i feel like i'm high BUT i'm NOT weeded out. my face is feeling toasted BUT goddamnit, I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL GREAT. i don't know if the ssri's is putting me in a manic state BUT FUCK, I FEEL GOOD and NOTHING CAN GET ME DOWN!!!!

i see that this thread already made a wrong turn because someone appeared to be in a bad mood BUT sheit... i love you xbuzzerx. to think that the same time last week, it was the great depression and NOW, I FEEL .

[G-Lexington]

I credit the killer edging session you had earlier in the day.

Lex

[palbert]

I am not in a bad mood.

[xbuzzerx]

i confess to being in the BEST MOOD OF MY LIFE. i feel like i'm high BUT i'm NOT weeded out. my face is feeling toasted BUT goddamnit, I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL GREAT. i don't know if the ssri's is putting me in a manic state BUT FUCK, I FEEL GOOD and NOTHING CAN GET ME DOWN!!!!

i see that this thread already made a wrong turn because someone appeared to be in a bad mood BUT sheit... i love you xbuzzerx. to think that the same time last week, it was the great depression and NOW, I FEEL .

I confess I think Refuji's had a little ::gesture of hand tipping back a glass::

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I credit the killer edging session you had earlier in the day.

Lex

Is THAT what was going on there? I wondered. It looked like it but I couldn't tell.

[refujiunderground]

I credit the killer edging session you had earlier in the day.

Lex

i dunno about that. funny thing is shortly after that, i went to bed to rest for 30 minutes and ended up waking up almost 2 hours later. i actually slept past the alarm too. didn't hear nothing.

I confess I think Refuji's had a little ::gesture of hand tipping back a glass::

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Is THAT what was going on there? I wondered. It looked like it but I couldn't tell.

i wish i could drink BUT don't think i could drink as long as i'm on these meds. let's just hope that these meds make me have a serious manic episode where they have to pull me off of them so we can get the old angry fuji back. i miss him.

this new fuji just wants to sniff guy's necks, smile all day long, put dicks in his mouth and have jizz overflowing him his asshole and mouth. at this moment of this, i wouldn't mind having a bloody rectum from hard sex with a hard cock.

[G-Lexington]

Is THAT what was going on there? I wondered. It looked like it but I couldn't tell.

It was somewhat accidental - he kept sprinting for the finish line and missing - but the effect was the same. I'm trying to get him to do it more often.

i dunno about that. funny thing is shortly after that, i went to bed to rest for 30 minutes and ended up waking up almost 2 hours later. i actually slept past the alarm too. didn't hear nothing.

You had a great sex session and got a bunch of (presumably) well-needed sleep. That's double-good.

Lex

[dereperez]

I confess that I didn't know there was so much drama from seemingly nothing on the first page of this thread. Mountain out of a molehill, etc, etc.

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I didn't know there was so much drama from seemingly nothing on the first page of this thread. Mountain out of a molehill, etc, etc.

I think it's passed. Unless you'd like to resurrect it. At which point we can mix it up some. Hopefully in as little clothing as possible.

Lex

[palbert]

Like the SSRI fuji.

[dereperez]

I think it's passed. Unless you'd like to resurrect it. At which point we can mix it up some. Hopefully in as little clothing as possible.

Lex

Nah, I'm a drama free guy. However the little clothing part is intriguing.

[G-Lexington]

Nah, I'm a drama free guy. However the little clothing part is intriguing.

Well, if you're up for it, we can just strip down to our shorts and see what happens.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

this new fuji just wants to sniff guy's necks, smile all day long, put dicks in his mouth and have jizz overflowing him his asshole and mouth. at this moment of this, i wouldn't mind having a bloody rectum from hard sex with a hard cock.

But... Refuji... tell us what you REALLY have to confess!

[palbert]

But... Refuji... tell us what you REALLY have to confess!

You don't want to know and I promised not to tell.

[maxpowr9]

And I can confess that Pat Grimshaw occasionally demonstrates a refined vocabulary. You don't very often hear 'pugnacious.'

I enjoy using random SAT words at times like tatterdemalion or ephemeral.

[G-Lexington]

this new fuji just wants to sniff guy's necks, smile all day long, put dicks in his mouth and have jizz overflowing him his asshole and mouth. at this moment of this, i wouldn't mind having a bloody rectum from hard sex with a hard cock.

I may have created a monster.

...that's OK. I think monsters are hot.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

I enjoy using random SAT words at times like tatterdemalion or ephemeral.

You will rue the day you exhibited such hubris.

[palbert]

And I can confess that Pat Grimshaw occasionally demonstrates a refined vocabulary. You don't very often hear 'pugnacious.'

That was part of the learning on the convict ships. "Watch out for pugnacious natives!"

[G-Lexington]

You will rue the day you exhibited such hubris.

I'd except as much from jackeens such as yourselves.

Lex

[maxpowr9]

You will rue the day you exhibited such hubris.

I'll alight your phallus and pizzle whip you.

[pat grimshaw]

Some 50,000 British convicts were sent to colonial America over 100 years.

[johaninsc]

I confess I'm really thinking about buying this..


1840 Rupee, British East India Company $67.00

[borg69unimatrix]

Convicts are still crossing the boarder every day.

[G-Lexington]

I confess I'm really thinking about buying this..


1840 Rupee, British East India Company $67.00

$67 doesn't sound too painful. Unless there are a bunch of other numismatical items you could snap up for the same price.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Some 50,000 British convicts were sent to colonial America over 100 years.

I confess most of them went to Georgia.

[CupidBoy]

I miss DigitalFudge's threads.



and I don't dislike buzzer.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Well Australia is made up of convicts

[counterspade]

I confess that this forum isn't fun anymore and my plans to leave may be coming sooner than I expected. Wow, guys. Wow.

[G-Lexington]

I don't miss Lana Del Rey.



Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Lana Banana.

[CupidBoy]

I don't miss Lana Del Rey.



Lex

But she doesn't have flaws tho.

[G-Lexington]

But she doesn't have flaws tho.

She's at least astute enough to stand behind me.

Lex

[Stoowii]

I don't miss Lana Del Rey.



Lex

Photobomb by the midlife crisis guy.

[xbuzzerx]

What I most like is the guy with the earphones on giving G-Lex a very no-nonsense look.

[G-Lexington]

Photobomb by the midlife crisis guy.

I don't know if you mean me or Mr Headphones. He does look awfully peeved, though.

Lex

[Stoowii]

I don't know if you mean me or Mr Headphones. He does look awfully peeved, though.

Lex

Haha, yeah, that's who I meant. That other guy is sexy.

[G-Lexington]

Haha, yeah, that's who I meant. That other guy is sexy.

Apparently, I scored 82 out of 100. I guess that's in the sexy range.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

Ah, at least we can have another confessions thread--since the other one was confiscated (until further notice?).
Chickenguy--I blame you and your thorough reading of a certain mod.

I confess I believe xbuzzerx created this thread in hopes of becoming the most legendary butt kisser on JUB.

Nah. From what I understand, people line up to kiss HIS ass.

I miss DigitalFudge's threads.

I confess that I don't. *yawn*

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that I hate hair or dress or similar criticisms of non-entertainment industry events... like inaugurations.

Except for the time Hillary wore a horrible bright orange dress and was scary.

[G-Lexington]

One of my many non-sexual fantasies (yes, I have time for both sexual and non-sexual fantasies) years ago was going to the Oscars and not wearing a tuxedo. Wearing something dashing and daring. Like Captain Harlock's all-black and black-and-red cape ensemble (without the guns). I liked the idea of a man playing dress-up at an event like that. I'm surprised no one has.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

I confess that there is one porn star I would pay for an "evening" with.

[borg69unimatrix]

Nah. From what I understand, people line up to kiss HIS ass.

It's True! Line starts behind me... no cuts!!!

[G-Lexington]

I'd be willing to give it a kiss. And more.

Lex

[Scealle]

I don't miss Lana Del Rey.



Lex

*gets star struck *-*

Looking good there Lex!

I confess that I haven't being doing my assignments for a while. Sigh*

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that there is one porn star I would pay for an "evening" with.

It's True! Line starts behind me... no cuts!!!

I'd be willing to give it a kiss. And more.

Lex

This is an acceptable line of confession.

[JayHawk]

I confess while sometimes a passing fancy I usually dont like hanging out in the powder room while the girls gets their fangs out...

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

^ how about their claws lol.