Some 50,000 British convicts were sent to colonial America over 100 years.
Convicts are still crossing the boarder every day.
Well Australia is made up of convicts
I don't miss Lana Del Rey.
What I most like is the guy with the earphones on giving G-Lex a very no-nonsense look.
I confess that I hate hair or dress or similar criticisms of non-entertainment industry events... like inaugurations.
Except for the time Hillary wore a horrible bright orange dress and was scary.
One of my many non-sexual fantasies (yes, I have time for both sexual and non-sexual fantasies) years ago was going to the Oscars and not wearing a tuxedo. Wearing something dashing and daring. Like Captain Harlock's all-black and black-and-red cape ensemble (without the guns). I liked the idea of a man playing dress-up at an event like that. I'm surprised no one has.
I'd be willing to give it a kiss. And more.
^ how about their claws lol.
I also have to confess to leaving work at 4pm every day since New Years in order to come home and have a little nap with my cats before dinner.
dem claws too, mon
RB thats awesome...
Ok I confess that I daily tell my doggy to get up on the bed and then i tackle him and give him love... it is my daily reprieve. and sometimes... just sometimes. He will get up on the bed by my feet in the morning and then low crawl up the bed and give me good morning kisses before rolling over to demand a sleepy tummy rub.
P.S. I realize what i said above can be taken out of context but I love that dog more than most human beings so if someones depraved mind reads it as such then so be it.
There's about a 50% chance that, upon me returning home from work, my cat Schwa will run up and meet me at the door. If I reach down to pet him - and why wouldn't I? - he'll stretch up to meet me. I then pick him up, and he squirms up to lay across my left shoulder, purring loudly. I've never had a cat that would "greet" me before.
As I typed this, Schwa leapt onto my lap. He's a bit needy.
I confess I had no idea Jayhawk was into that.
I am SHOCKED.
I have been known to fornicate with sharks under the sea as well... better watch your ass... or clean it up nice... your choice.
My motto is "If you cant fuck it or eat it then I don't need it"
I confess that I only have 1 person on my friends list on JUB, and seeing how many of you treat eachother, I'm happy with that
Anyway, proper confession time. My ex ex (2 boyfriends ago) has been in touch recently. We were together for 4 years, lived together, the works. I was absolutely, unequivocally, madly in love with him and it near enough destroyed me when we broke up. It took me about 18 months to get over....I was a mess.
Anyway, turns out the sex between he and his new bf had pretty much dried up and now he wants me to come visit him for a bit of how's your father.
I feel absolutely nothing for him now, and would never help someone cheat on someone else, but still.....the thought that he still wants sex with me 3 years after we broke up, and being hot enough that he could literally get any gay guy he wanted....well, I won't lie, it feels kinda nice
The part of this confession I feel bad about is that although I said I'd never help someone cheat, there have been moments I've actually considered it :/
Just because I'm over him, emotionally, doesn't mean I've forgotten that the sex was amazing
I have a crush on Zoey Deschannel and Emma Stone
And she can stay there. Away from me.
Well I confess that we will all be sad to see you leave, but we're always glad when someone gives us advance notice of their intended departure.
We've all enjoyed your great contribution to making the board as fun as possible during the time that you've been on JUB.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry
You know when I think about it - does anyone else see a striking similarity with Lance Armstrong?
Both were at the top of their game, and hugely popular in their time, despite rumours circulating, only to then be finally caught out lying and misleading. Both were forced into making belated and half-hearted confessions that turned out to be unconvincing. Both were inadvertantly helped by ineffective authorities who failed to notice the wrongdoing, and failed to remedy the problem, and are even now too slow to react. Both have lost the trust and respect of their peers, and have their reputation in shreds.
What this thread needs is the ULTIMATE confession, part of Bender's 'healing process' where he lays the truth out before us and admits his sins in front of a worldwide JUB audience.
To help Bender in his 'emotional release' of truth, I volunteer to play the part of Oprah Winfrey.